(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Everyone on this topic is retarted.OP you are the dumbest of them all, why would you want screen shots of pixels.If you want screen shots of GTA then look them up on the internet.DONT BE LAZY.And if anyone masterbates to this game....then thats just plain weird...there is a thing called real sex...you should try it some time... You think I haven't tried the internet for screenshots? That's why I'm here brother, I've exhausted all possible avenues. You guys are my only hope! it is GTA4net after all....allthings GTA related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Everyone on this topic is retarted.OP you are the dumbest of them all, why would you want screen shots of pixels.If you want screen shots of GTA then look them up on the internet.DONT BE LAZY.And if anyone masterbates to this game....then thats just plain weird...there is a thing called real sex...you should try it some time... You think I haven't tried the internet for screenshots? That's why I'm here brother, I've exhausted all possible avenues. You guys are my only hope! it is GTA4net after all....allthings GTA related. Here's one; make it last: My god, it's unbearably hedonistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 This is what I'm talking about. http://www.gamesradar.com/f/grand-theft-ra...042391216144075 Except for GTA4 Bootsy Collins? I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 lol this guy has made me laugh. p.s In a good way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Here's another: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta IV King Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) This thread is a f*cking joke. Can't you people see that this guy is taking the piss? Jesus f*cking christ you're all so dumb and have absolutely no sense of humor... Sorry to sound like a dick but come on... All of you actually believe that this guy is a retard who wants pictures of computer generated model women... He's just trying to act weird. Look at his name for christ's sake... Edited May 19, 2008 by Gta IV King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 This thread is a f*cking joke. Can't you people see that this guy is taking the piss?Jesus f*cking christ you're all so dumb and have absolutely no sense of humor... Sorry to sound like a dick but come on... All of you actually believe that this guy is a retard who wants pictures of computer generated model women... He's just trying to act weird. Look at his name for christ's sake... Brother, I can assure you I am for real and do indeed live with my parents. Come on folks lets see those Liberty City babes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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v350 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 This topic is funny. I was watching this show the other day about people getting turned on by game characters. It is a fairly common thing, as many people see that the women in games have the perfect body. Good luck in your quest for pics of the ladies of Liberty City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gta IV King Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 This thread is a f*cking joke. Can't you people see that this guy is taking the piss?Jesus f*cking christ you're all so dumb and have absolutely no sense of humor... Sorry to sound like a dick but come on... All of you actually believe that this guy is a retard who wants pictures of computer generated model women... He's just trying to act weird. Look at his name for christ's sake... Brother, I can assure you I am for real and do indeed live with my parents. Come on folks lets see those Liberty City babes It's starting to get boring... Well, it got boring after your second post. You my friend are a loser who is currently sat in your parents basement bored out of your f*cking mind. You don't own GTA IV because you're not rich enough to even buy a TV, let a lone a console. You just live off your parents money who are very poor so they only give you £5/$8 pocket money a month. You're so scared of reality so you won't even leave your mother's house to interact with other people to get a job you f*cking loser. Now sort your head out, leave your mother's house, teach yourself those social skills you lost when you reached puberty and realized your dick was way below average. Ok? One more thing... You're so depressed that you can't even be bothered to get out of your smelly, greasy computer chair just to get food... You might aswell take my advice or go jump off a bridge and die you lifeless loser. Wow that let off some steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 This thread is a f*cking joke. Can't you people see that this guy is taking the piss?Jesus f*cking christ you're all so dumb and have absolutely no sense of humor... Sorry to sound like a dick but come on... All of you actually believe that this guy is a retard who wants pictures of computer generated model women... He's just trying to act weird. Look at his name for christ's sake... Brother, I can assure you I am for real and do indeed live with my parents. Come on folks lets see those Liberty City babes It's starting to get boring... Well, it got boring after your second post. You my friend are a loser who is currently sat in your parents basement bored out of your f*cking mind. You don't own GTA IV because you're not rich enough to even buy a TV, let a lone a console. You just live off your parents money who are very poor so they only give you £5/$8 a month. You're so scared of reality so you won't even leave your mother's house to interact with other people to get a job you f*cking loser. Now sort your head out, leave your mother's house, teach yourself those social skills you lost when you reached puberty and realized your dick was way below average. Ok? One more thing... You're so depressed that you can't even be bothered to get out of your smelly, greasy computer chair just to get food... You might aswell take my advice or go jump off a bridge and die you lifeless loser. Wow that let off some steam. My, my; the anger is strong in you today, friend. Here, have a Snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta IV King Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 As for Coltrane's Muse. I'm thinking, "where is this guy getting these weird screenshots of a childs sad TV show"? hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitoryu12 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Let's see: *A guy asks for pictures of virtual prostitutes. *He repeatedly puts up smilies with hearts in them. *His screename indicates that he lives with his parents. Nope, nothing wrong with this picture here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 As for Coltrane's Muse. I'm thinking, "where is this guy getting these weird screenshots of a childs sad TV show"?hmmm... It's the Internet, friend. Check all sensibilities at the door; besides, I need some amusement in my sad life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_Aid Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The hookers are so hot looking you can jerk off to them : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Anyone? I know for a fact I'm not the only person with an interest in this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Anyone? I know for a fact I'm not the only person with an interest in this I've been jackin' it to this text, and my parents are in the next room. I'm 41, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykester Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I'll try to upload some pics later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter! At The Disco Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 A big f*cking thumbs down for all you jackasses here posting without pictures. Not that I care, but if that man want pictures of hookers, then give it to him or shut the f*ck up and go away! Thanks brother It ain't a lot to ask yet I get treated like some sort of sick pervert A grown man who wants to see photos of virtual hookers treated like a sick pervert? Outrageous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 I'll try to upload some pics later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony_2_Tha Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Man, this is just as worst as "How To Catch a Predator" on MSNBC. But for real, anybody who gets turn on looking at pixelated women, who is 25+ years old and living with their parents still, needs to seek help. Just sign up to a myspace/facebook/friendster. You guys MIGHT actually interact with a real woman! Atleast google "PORN" or something, and be like the other NORMAL losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClosetMonkey Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You guys never been within 5 feet of a woman before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpacifist Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I think something weird is going to happen if we supply you with pictures of PIXEL screenshots of a GAME.. Maan I've had my fill with porn....this is the internet after all. I'm just curious as to what they look like....y'know....I'm sure I'm not the only one. Am I? WEll, the butts are not square anymore.. and you can no longer kill them. You can park a car on top of them, blow the car up with a rocket launcher and they'll just get up and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpacifist Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Uhh ... street whores are never good looking. Well, maybe for their first week or so... but they're junkies, and junkies are fudging UUUUUUGLY. Fugly. PUG Fugly! So true. Tweeker Junkies are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Hookers are always ugly, that's why I always run over them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uglulyx Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Hookers are always ugly, that's why I always run over them. QFT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpacifist Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc I got ya So say I wanted to sh*t on a hookers chest? That ain't gonna happen I take it? Nah, i think that's going to be in the DLC though. In the meantime, i guess you could kill them then crouch over the body and just pretend. Hell yeah. Can't wait. I'm hoping they will patch the entire hooker system. Until then, just play ON the bucket and press L3 and L3 over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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