Gutslab Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 cocaine is a hell of a drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
town Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 you desperately want pictures (you sound like a pix plz loser on chats) of prostitutes in a game, I would be happy if there was a thread that was meant for people to post any screenshots (nevermind just hookers...forget about the hookers) from GTA4. Why isn't there a thread dedicated to this? Screen Shots i think you meant this: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=335695 Yeah that's about it Why so few screenshots though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutslab Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 lol some people are harsh.... Dude, just search it up on IGN. You gots hookers, strippers etc etc.. theres even a VIDEO (OMG) of it. ladies of liberty or sumthing.... i think it was on IGN.. but yeah,. Maybe someone who has the link can post it..... EDIT: http://au.ps3.ign.com/dor/objects/793799/g...gta_042708.html there we go.. theres the link. Enjoy lol Not bad brother Still doesn't tick all my boxes but thanks anyway dude the hooker ARE FAKKIN hawt! I mastrubate to em everytime I play the game, but i gots to be careful cause i dont want my mum coming n n sh*t, anyway you know what is more cooler, shotgunning them in the face after the sex and taking back what is rightfully yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc I got ya So say I wanted to sh*t on a hookers chest? That ain't gonna happen I take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreepman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 sir, that would be awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dackiiweed Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Are they hot or not? Do they "do it" for you? I need to know, thanks Also if you feel like it post some pictures of beautiful peds or chicks from GTA4. This could be a great thread Sorry but i have to say what everyone else is thinking...YOU ARE OFF YOUR f*ckING HEAD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
town Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc I got ya So say I wanted to sh*t on a hookers chest? That ain't gonna happen I take it? Nah, i think that's going to be in the DLC though. In the meantime, i guess you could kill them then crouch over the body and just pretend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutslab Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc I got ya So say I wanted to sh*t on a hookers chest? That ain't gonna happen I take it? NO MACK dont listen to theses people you can do that, just take a bucket and shat in and imagine yourself shatting on the hooker 1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Edit: This thread marks the downfall of humanity as the dominant species on the planet. This made me LOL! The brasses are hot mate, but the services are limited. All mainstream, nothing too kinky - disappointing if you ask me, Rockstar dropped the ball etc etc I got ya So say I wanted to sh*t on a hookers chest? That ain't gonna happen I take it? Nah, i think that's going to be in the DLC though. Got ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanmike206 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Are they hot or not? Do they "do it" for you? I need to know, thanks icon14.gif Also if you feel like it post some pictures of beautiful peds or chicks from GTA4. This could be a great thread inlove.gif your a f*cking weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonracer1313 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The prostitutes look pretty much like hotter versions of real life prostitutes (at least the ones I've seen). In the game you get to see bodies move around, hear comments and hear fake orgasm sounds. In all honesty the added realism makes the whole thing kind of embarrassing compared to the relatively tame humor of a car shaking and your health going up in previous games. If that's your thing then go for it. If you are deciding whether or not to get the game on how hot the prostitutes in the game are then you are probably getting the game for the wrong reasons. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreepman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The prostitutes look pretty much like hotter versions of real life prostitutes (at least the ones I've seen). In the game you get to see bodies move around, hear comments and hear fake orgasm sounds. In all honesty the added realism makes the whole thing kind of embarrassing compared to the relatively tame humor of a car shaking and your health going up in previous games. If that's your thing then go for it. If you are deciding whether or not to get the game on how hot the prostitutes in the game are then you are probably getting the game for the wrong reasons. I don't know. The most intelligent post in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 The prostitutes look pretty much like hotter versions of real life prostitutes (at least the ones I've seen). In the game you get to see bodies move around, hear comments and hear fake orgasm sounds. In all honesty the added realism makes the whole thing kind of embarrassing compared to the relatively tame humor of a car shaking and your health going up in previous games. If that's your thing then go for it. If you are deciding whether or not to get the game on how hot the prostitutes in the game are then you are probably getting the game for the wrong reasons. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutslab Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 May I recommend the game Sexy Beach to fulfill your pixel desires good squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The Prostitutes in GTA:IV are so amazingly beautiful. In fact I'm masturbating to one right now. Ooooh yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Come on folks, don't be stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Come on folks, don't be stupid If i'm so stupid, then what's all that white stuff sticking to my TV screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreepman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Come on folks, don't be stupid If i'm so stupid, then what's all that white stuff sticking to my TV screen? It's obviously Ranch Dressing. God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Come on folks, don't be stupid If i'm so stupid, then what's all that white stuff sticking to my TV screen? It's obviously Ranch Dressing. God. What the hell is this 'Ranch Dressing'? I thought it was called spunk. If you didn't get the sarcasm to start with, then you need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodfatherITB Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 With every GTA release comes the inevitable "How hot r teh hookrs lol?" topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreepman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Come on folks, don't be stupid If i'm so stupid, then what's all that white stuff sticking to my TV screen? It's obviously Ranch Dressing. God. What the hell is this 'Ranch Dressing'? I thought it was called spunk. If you didn't get the sarcasm to start with, then you need help. no, i got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicotin3 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I read somewhere that Niko could call for "services" at his place and saw this pic: http://media.gtanet.com/images/4486-gta-iv-screenshot.jpg Where are the handcuffs and all the good stuff? Niko behaves very bad, he deserves to be punished . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreepman Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I read somewhere that Niko could call for "services" at his place and saw this pic:http://media.gtanet.com/images/4486-gta-iv-screenshot.jpg Where are the handcuffs and all the good stuff? Niko behaves very bad, he deserves to be punished . Hot Coffee all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicotin3 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I read somewhere that Niko could call for "services" at his place and saw this pic:http://media.gtanet.com/images/4486-gta-iv-screenshot.jpg Where are the handcuffs and all the good stuff? Niko behaves very bad, he deserves to be punished . Hot Coffee all over again. I think it was on IGN, they said something like Niko could use his cell phone and order some company.. R* could have pulled something funny out of this, hot coffee is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 I read somewhere that Niko could call for "services" at his place and saw this pic:http://media.gtanet.com/images/4486-gta-iv-screenshot.jpg Where are the handcuffs and all the good stuff? Niko behaves very bad, he deserves to be punished . Imagine if Niko could pimp himself out Grand Rent Boy: Liberty City. Just a thought....no need to flame me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (edited) .... Edited May 18, 2008 by Coltrane's Muse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parthian Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 A big f*cking thumbs down for all you jackasses here posting without pictures. Not that I care, but if that man want pictures of hookers, then give it to him or shut the f*ck up and go away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 A big f*cking thumbs down for all you jackasses here posting without pictures. Not that I care, but if that man want pictures of hookers, then give it to him or shut the f*ck up and go away! Thanks brother It ain't a lot to ask yet I get treated like some sort of sick pervert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxLDCxX Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Everyone on this topic is retarted.OP you are the dumbest of them all, why would you want screen shots of pixels.If you want screen shots of GTA then look them up on the internet.DONT BE LAZY.And if anyone masterbates to this game....then thats just plain weird...there is a thing called real sex...you should try it some time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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