casey-2pac Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. OFFICIAL funniest comment ever!!! OFFICIAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMoney120 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. OFFICIAL funniest comment ever!!! OFFICIAL Wow........... pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainKon Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Um no... He is a fag, doesn't mean im a homosexual just because i call him a fag. it just means he's a homophobe. when you call someone a fag you're suggesting that being homosexual is a bad thing hence using it as in insult. Thus you are a homophobe. It's just like being racist but replacing race with sexual preferences and superiority with hate Chuck Norris is the best. Proof: chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow. When Chuck Norris does Push up's he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down Do u know how giraffes were born? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck! Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. Devil didn't go down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. Chuck Norris came down to hell and told him to get out. Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
365_days_gone Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Best post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecocks Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Wow who saw this coming, fingerless gloves = chuck norris debate. But GTA IV = USA vs everyone debate so it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chikit134 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chikit134 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Actually, Chuck Norris has fingerless gloves in his Super Special Edition of GTA IV. not funny. yes it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummybear Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 Actually, Chuck Norris has fingerless gloves in his Super Special Edition of GTA IV. not funny. yes it is no actually, it's not funny at all. i give the comment 2 fingerless gloves down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 They went the same route as steak; whisked away prior to public approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacksTiredEyes Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Who'd have thought this topic would have turned out to be so randomly funny! This is why I love forums. ....however, the one thing that sours my mood is that some biggots on this site seem to think it's ok to be anti-gay (wake up! It's 2008!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cbroph Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Might I ask how a nail gun that runs on compressed air fire without the compressed air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muscularmatt Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 biggotry and homophobia are no laughing matter, but neither is chuck norris. he is your hero. whether you like it or not. what's that last thing to go through the mind of chuck norris's victims? HIS FOOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboys=Retards Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 can you buy the gloves anywhere? I WANT THEM! I don't want to say it again, but, if you look at all of my previous posts, they deal with freaks like you who saw those gloves and came all over themselves in anticipation of wearing gloves in the game. What makes a person turn out to be like you, because if my kids have it I will drown them in the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronos_Vengence Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 (edited) Chuck Norris is the pinnacle of heterosexuality. Hence why hes a fag. That makes zero sense. So in that case, are you a homosexual? Um no... He is a fag, doesn't mean im a homosexual just because i call him a fag. Ok Chuck is the pinnacle of heterosexuality, and to you that makes him a fag. But, you proclaim you are not a homosexual. Which would make you heterosexual. And according to you that makes you a fag. *facepalm* Holy masturbating nuns, that just made my IQ drop. Edited May 19, 2008 by Cronos_Vengence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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