koen47 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I have a few: Vlad: For a yokel, you're really a good guy (or something) Niko: And for an annoying dick you're really an annoying dick On WKTT radio: Guy: Well, I was really mad about my truck, so I went to my quiet place after my Yoga class, meditated, deep breathing, then I kinda accidentally beat all the windows out of her car with a baseball bat , peed in the front seat, slashed her tires, and took a dump in the air filter. Judge: You sh*t in the air filter!?! HAHAHAHAHA Give it up, my man. That's cold. Guy: Yeah. So every time she turns on the air conditioner, her car smells like my sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymzen Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 taxi driver(free one): get in my friend..you want me too suck your balls for free becuase you are romans cousin too Taxi Driver(free one):i see you have taken time out from romancing animals at the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin heli tour pilot:here rich people can go to the top lean over the marble balcony and spit on ordinary americans Niko:ill rip your f*cking heart out Niko: ARRGHH MOTHER f*ckERS!! Multiplayer character:Go eat your moms ass packie:hit the needle on the ol head there hey derek J.Peg: can you just shoot yourself to save me the trouble of doing it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caladina Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (copper during police chase) "all eyes on sh*t head, i see sh*t head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Angry fat cop pointing gun at unarmed ped: "Yeah! I knew you had a weapon on you!". Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojo_prime Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Can't remember the quote word for word but it's between Packie and the others in the 3 leaf clover mission. Packie: your parents must have been twins to have a son a stupid as you, I'm amazed you weren't born with six eyes four arms and no balls. some thing like that, cracks me up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercuryAndy Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Niko "yellow car!" niko (while drunk) "yargher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MXMAD Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Niko = "are you inbred or are you just stupid" Police = "do you wanna know what prison food taste like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handicap Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 (guy bowling) Can i get a white russian over here Larry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamfranchise Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 The one that always cracks me up is Roman's taxi-driver spurting various insults out, such as 'are you sure you don't want me to take you to a brothel full of men'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarquin biscuitbarrel Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 welcome ta burga shot Muh-FUKAAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashhole820 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 welcome ta burga shot Muh-FUKAAAA! I lol at that one every time. Also, "CHEESY VAGINA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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