legend of pantom taxi

[gauchochizler]

i had just logged in my waypoint to go on a mission. before looking around for a cab to hale. when i noticed a driverless taxi rolling down the street. i took off running then quickly jumped in to a mini-van. after ten minutes of driving behind the cab laughing histerically i started thinking about the person, the cab driver... where did he go? is the cab haunted? was the man or woman american or foreigner? happy, fat, slim, well-mannered? did he or she speak with their mouth full? did they go to church on time? how would this cab driver, if asked by a waiter, "how do you like your steak prepared?"answer? what would be the reply? "may i please have my filet with a cold red center. may i please have it prepared oscar style? would he or she, at this point, ask the somelie to pop open a bottle of the finest first growth bordeaux and have it decanted? that's if the cabbie were still alive..... was this the taxi of some random victim of a horrible crime? was it racially motivated? why did the killer have so much hatred in them that they would perform such a hainous act of violence? what is the fate of this foresaken cabbies soul? how long must it drive around aimlessly before finally being aloud to rest in peace? i could hear the family members that this poor cabbie left behind. sobbing loudly, holding on tight to the bereaved parents after hearing the news. i went on and on following the cab before noticing that an hour passed, the playlist on my iphone had long finished playing and the joint a had lit fifteen minutes in was no longer burning. barely hanging on to my lower lip, i took the joint reignited the whole reason why i started following the phantom taxi in the first place......... oh well, guess that's life in liberty city.

[SCLASS]

twat.

[ILULZEDU]

WALL OF TEXT

[JWitfield]

ya I stopped at "I had just" after that i went blind.. Now I need a seeing eye dog to type.

[Minibob]

Eye dog?

[GTASIX]

Ahhhhhhhhh!

[Drmick]

TL;DR

[007 RoadRunner]

riiight

Maybe it's a bit of an inappropriate question but may I ask what you've been smoking? Or have you ever thought about getting some professional help? But it was a bit amusing, only a bit though.

[THIRTEEN]

the disappearing shopkeepers/fast food workers are worse.

[Huol]

I was run over by an empty cab... Wasn't a big deal, just figured it was a glitch.

[Decipher]

I guess you're one of those people who takes video games seriously.

[xekushnr]

In that one mission where you move the heroin from the abandoned house for Phil Bell, but the place gets raided when you show up, I always ended up shooting one of the cars drivers' to try to get it to stop. Sometimes I would shoot so much that the car would set on fire, and everyone would jump out (including the driver) but the damn thing kept driving on its own. Its kind of weird when it happens, but its nowhere close to a big deal.

[yagz]

i entered a cab once...holding the triangle on the ps3....and i didnt get the appropriate cut scene of the cab driver asking me where i would like to go...instead he just kept driving and wouldnt stop...i had no idea where he was goin...but after 10 minutes i was like oh i better just jump out lol....only in gta

[Sockeh]

 

i entered a cab once...holding the triangle on the ps3....and i didnt get the appropriate cut scene of the cab driver asking me where i would like to go...instead he just kept driving and wouldnt stop...i had no idea where he was goin...but after 10 minutes i was like oh i better just jump out lol....only in gta

Lol, thats happened to me too. I stayed in the cab for about half an hour, then the driver crashed into another car and turned around and asked me where i wanted to go.

[MrManwelo]

wow sh*t man u need to get a life/suck a shlong, ur choice.

[Scoty]

i entered a cab once...holding the triangle on the ps3....and i didnt get the appropriate cut scene of the cab driver asking me where i would like to go...instead he just kept driving and wouldnt stop...i had no idea where he was goin...but after 10 minutes i was like oh i better just jump out lol....only in gta

That's happened to me too was like wtf..

 

Also once I needed a car so waited on the road to scare/shoot the driver but there was noone in it I thought it was just rolling down the road so jumped out the way cause I thought I was about to be run over, it stopped at the traffic lights, as I ran up to it the light turned green and it drove off

[rhinorampage]

 

i had just logged in my waypoint to go on a mission. before looking around for a cab to hale. when i noticed a driverless taxi rolling down the street. i  took off running then quickly jumped in to a mini-van. after ten minutes of driving behind the cab laughing histerically i started thinking about the person, the cab driver... where did he go? is the cab haunted? was the man or woman american or foreigner? happy, fat, slim, well-mannered? did he or she speak with their mouth full? did they go to church on time? how would this cab driver, if asked by a waiter, "how do you like your steak prepared?"answer? what would be the reply? "may i please have my filet with a cold red center. may i please have it prepared oscar style? would he or she, at this point, ask the somelie to pop open a bottle of the finest first growth bordeaux and have it decanted? that's if the cabbie were still alive..... was this the taxi of some random victim of a horrible crime? was it racially motivated? why did the killer have so much hatred in them that they would perform such a hainous act of violence? what is the fate of this foresaken cabbies soul? how long must it drive around aimlessly before finally being aloud to rest in peace? i could hear the family members that this poor cabbie left behind. sobbing loudly, holding on tight to the bereaved parents after hearing the news. i went on and on following the cab before noticing that an hour passed, the playlist on my iphone had long finished playing and the joint a had lit fifteen minutes in was no longer burning. barely hanging on to my lower lip, i took the joint reignited the whole reason why i started following the phantom taxi in the first place......... oh well, guess that's life in liberty city.

...hahahaha! dude, that must have been some good hash u were smoking there.

Edited May 19, 2008 by rhinorampage