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What are they good for? I swear there the grossest thing on earth.

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They will re-populate the earth when we all die of nuculear warfare. That and giving bug exterminators jobs.

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Roaches are the worst part of a joint to smoke. This belongs in the Stoner's Topic.

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I knew someone would point that out. COCKroaches.

If you bring up any pornographic references again, I can't promise it will go unwarned.

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I knew someone would point that out. COCKroaches.

Hold on, so you want to smoke a rooster now?

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dawg1990 would try.

 

Listen to Necro - Cockroaches.

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You know when I got the grumbling in my tummy, goes down good brotha.

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Traditionally they work like any other insect, tyding up, doing their part in the ecosystem. The Australian cochroaches are pretty big and are actually kinda cool, but we've had those little German ones sneak in and they're f***ing pests, getting into appliances and shizzle.
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Traditionally they work like any other insect, tyding up, doing their part in the ecosystem. The Australian cochroaches are pretty big and are actually kinda cool, but we've had those little German ones sneak in and they're f***ing pests, getting into appliances and shizzle.

Yeah I hate the little ones cry.gif

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The animal kingdom has a heirarchy. And a heirarchy only works when there is something at the very bottom. Meaning that these disgusting beetles, weevils and parasites are necessary to sustain the larger animal kingdom. Otherwise inscectivores like hedgehogs wouldn't have anything to eat. And the animals that prey on inscectivores wouldn't have anything either. It's all a rich chain of events.

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AndyGanteks

Why's everyone looking at me?!

 

C'mon ... i'm feeling unconfortable sad.gif

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

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dawg1990 would try.

He'd smoke anything, except weed.

 

That said, roaches are tough sons of bitches, I'll give them that.

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I'm more afraid of anything that belongs to the class 'reptilia'. Roaches are fine. I just love the way girls scream when you slip one up their skirts. biggrin.gif

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I knew someone would point that out. COCKroaches.

Oh my, you dirty, little boy. What has tainted your mind?

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chris cambo

They are good when your small children, when i went on holiday to tenerife for the first time i used to find the big ones onto their backs and leave them to die, then one day i flipped one and it just flew away so i ran away screaming. I also got locked in a lift (elevator for americans) with two flying ones and they were crawling on me.

 

From that day forward i swore to kill every cockroach that dares to f*ck with me, that gaining the respect of old lady sanders and getting my nickname of Chris Cockroach Crusher Campbell or Chris Cockbell for short. True story.

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Chris Cockbell for short.

Somehow, that name made me laugh. tounge.gif

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I knew someone would point that out. COCKroaches.

 

I just love the way girls scream when you slip one up their skirts. biggrin.gif
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I knew someone would point that out. COCKroaches.

 

I just love the way girls scream when you slip one up their skirts. biggrin.gif

I didn't mean it that way but meh, it made me laugh even more. biggrin.gif

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

Hell yeah. They're like regular brown roaches except with wings under the skin and they f*cking fly around. No lie, I'm scared of bugs/insects. That's like my phobia. sad.gif

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Listen to Necro - Cockroaches.

please don't, necro is horrible

 

where the f*ck do you people live that roaches just infest your houses? you might want to get that checked out.

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

Hell yeah. They're like regular brown roaches except with wings under the skin and they f*cking fly around. No lie, I'm scared of bugs/insects. That's like my phobia. sad.gif

I hate most flying bugs, because they're fast and make noises when they fly. I'm ok with butterflies and ladybugs though, they're harmless xD

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

Hell yeah. They're like regular brown roaches except with wings under the skin and they f*cking fly around. No lie, I'm scared of bugs/insects. That's like my phobia. sad.gif

I hate most flying bugs, because they're fast and make noises when they fly. I'm ok with butterflies and ladybugs though, they're harmless xD

Yeah, I'm okay with those two aswell, flies, moths (not the bigass ones) are fine with me, but I go crazy when I see nasty looking insects around me. Especially flying ones.

 

 

 

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

Hell yeah. They're like regular brown roaches except with wings under the skin and they f*cking fly around. No lie, I'm scared of bugs/insects. That's like my phobia. sad.gif

I hate most flying bugs, because they're fast and make noises when they fly. I'm ok with butterflies and ladybugs though, they're harmless xD

Yeah, I'm okay with those two aswell, flies, moths (not the bigass ones) are fine with me, but I go crazy when I see nasty looking insects around me. Especially flying ones.

I hate moths. They're not as scary, but they're ugly =|

They look like flawed butterflies icon14.gif

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Claude GTA3

 

I just love the way girls scream when you slip one up their skirts.

 

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Yeah, try slipping this one up. sly.gif

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I hate the flying ones, they're harder to kill x_x

Sh*t, there are flying ones?! cry.gif

Thos little bastards are savage too. Nothing worse than going to stomp on a roach only to have it bust out these huge wings and start buzzing around.

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