GTA 4 jokes

[Harry Balls]

So I'm mad/angry/depressed/suicidal/and apparently drunk. Trying to find the positive side of this situation.

 

 

 

After GTA 4 updated my system, I now own a POS3.

 

"Maybe this time things will be different." That's for sure seeing as how I can't play it anymore. Didn't see that one coming!

 

I guess GTA4 needs another TAKE. Bah dum ting.

 

I love the new RAGE engine, I've NEVER BEEN SO PISSED IN ALL MY LIFE!

 

5 out 5 stars ... if you can play it!

 

You know I LOVE how Rockstar is trying to solve the problems caused by GTA 4 by turning every feature off. I just got off the phone with Tech Support and the new solution is to just TURN THE DAMN SYSTEM OFF. Problem solved!

 

I guess Take Two needs to master the Electronic Art of programming.

 

I hear Rockstar is frantically creating another patch ... THAT DOES NOTHING TO ADDRESS THE PROBLEM!

 

Actually, I can bet money that the good people at Rockstar are working on yet another patch. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with the PS3. I was surprised but it works GREAT! My a#$ is no longer bleeding. Not the patch I was looking for but still it's appreciated.

 

Ohhhh, who the hell am I kidding. We'll receive a patch when GTA 4 freezes over.