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MyDirtySecretary

Did a quick search, couldnt find one like this. The idea came to me yesterday when:

 

I was walking home from work and a guy on a mo-ped drove passed and in my head I was like: "omg hes driving a faggio, wtf!?"

 

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And:

 

- You get nervous when large vehicles approach, expecting them to swerve and crush you

 

- You're on a street and the only thing you notice is where the good points of cover are

 

- You get bored of TV, turn it off and turn GTA IV on, and then sit and watch the TV biggrin.gif

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when you are walking around (in real life) and you start thinking, "boy these graphics are really good!"

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That middle aged homeless man flies over the roof of your car and you think "f*ck! I'm on my way to work, I turned my xbox off hours ago!, now I have to hide another f*cking body!"

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Lost-Fender
Did a quick search, couldnt find one like this.

There's actually one right here, which is 6 pages long. It is also on the wrong forum.

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When you Almost Drive into the Clothing Store on your Bike in Real.... LoL i swear, Ive been playing it too much that i almost did this today...

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when your driving down a road and fall through the ground and respawn some place else

 

i swear this has never nearly happend to me(in real life)

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just another thug

When you sign up for GTAForums to talk more about GTA.

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When you make these dumb threads..... Though... yesterday I was driving over a bridge and I was thinking about how cool it would be to snipe the people in the cars.

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When i say to myself "just 10 minutes more" and it ends up being 4 hours!

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Fuzzknuckles

- When your addiction level reaches "Bummed in the Gob".

 

- When you turn on your box for a five minute sesh while your girlfriend is in the bathroom.

 

- When you vault over railings and draw your fingers like an imaginary gun.

 

- When you sweettalk your woman in Niko's voice.

 

- When you start bringing firearms to bed.

 

- When you punch a police man in the face while jogging down the street.

 

 

Signatures are dumb anyway.

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