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90 percent the time you call them they act like they dont even see you and drive off or they stay stuck between a damn tree a pole, they dont even help the hurt person on the ground. angry.gif

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90 percent the time you call them they act like they dont even see you and drive off or they stay stuck between a damn tree a pole, they dont even help the hurt person on the ground. angry.gif

Just like real life. (in america)

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90 percent the time you call them they act like they dont even see you and drive off or they stay stuck between a damn tree a pole, they dont even help the hurt person on the ground.  angry.gif

Just like real life. (in america)

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There was one time when I managed to call 911 when three people were beating me up. A squad car came along.

 

"Damn, must have been prank callers", they said, while I was lying on the ground in front of them bleeding and being kicked by 3 people.

 

And, on the part of the mission where a certain building goes up in flames (when your first safehouse and Roman's cab depot gets destroyed), I called 911 and asked for the fire brigade. They pulled up right in front of the flaming windows, and got out.

 

"FDLC REPORTING! Stay calm! Damn! The coast looks clear, no fire! Must have been those damn prank callers."

 

Then he gets back in and drives off while there's bits of debris raining down on the road.

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90 percent the time you call them they act like they dont even see you and drive off or they stay stuck between a damn tree a pole, they dont even help the hurt person on the ground.  angry.gif

Just like real life. (in america)

Nah, not like in real life. smile.gif

 

 

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There was one time when I managed to call 911 when three people were beating me up. A squad car came along.

 

"Damn, must have been prank callers", they said, while I was lying on the ground in front of them bleeding and being kicked by 3 people.

 

And, on the part of the mission where a certain building goes up in flames (when your first safehouse and Roman's cab depot gets destroyed), I called 911 and asked for the fire brigade. They pulled up right in front of the flaming windows, and got out.

 

"FDLC REPORTING! Stay calm! Damn! The coast looks clear, no fire! Must have been those damn prank callers."

 

Then he gets back in and drives off while there's bits of debris raining down on the road.

LOLOLOL how interesting, yea thats pretty much my point you just made. they can be right infront of the action and they only say it was a prank call or just look and walk away. its ah damn shame. that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif

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Ambulance guy1: Where is the problem?

 

You: I am here stuck between a tree and a wall help me!

 

Ambulance guy1: Pssst, this guy doesnt look like he has insurance.

Ambulance guy2: True

 

Ambulance guy1: Lets ignore him, so we can always say that we diddnt see him

 

Ambulance guy2: Good idea

 

Ambulance guy1: God bless america. now we can watch football.

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Ambulance guy1: Where is the problem?

 

You: I am here stuck between a tree and a wall help me!

 

Ambulance guy1: Pssst, this guy doesnt look like he has insurance.

Ambulance guy2: True

 

Ambulance guy1: Lets ignore him, so we can always say that we diddnt see him

 

Ambulance guy2: Good idea

 

Ambulance guy1: God bless america. now we can watch football.

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DA *STREET* KIDD
90 percent the time you call them they act like they dont even see you and drive off or they stay stuck between a damn tree a pole, they dont even help the hurt person on the ground.  angry.gif

Just like real life. (in america)

woooooooooooow lol lol.gif

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA sarcasm.gif

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Abu Musaab

Because America is the worst country humanity has ever seen.

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA sarcasm.gif

lol it's all in good fun my brother.

 

Didn't you see Michael Moore's Sicko?

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Because America is the worst country humanity has ever seen.

dude, your Turkish you dont even deserve to say that kinda sh*t, now where did i put my AK.......

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA  sarcasm.gif

Exactly my thoughts.

And to that Abu Moosab or whatever his name was, I guess that's why America is the most powerful and richest country in the world? Not to mention the fact that America has more freedom than all of those oppressive Arab countries in the Middle East. Actually, America has more freedom than most countries in the world actually.

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA  sarcasm.gif

Exactly my thoughts.

And to that Abu Moosab or whatever his name was, I guess that's why America is the most powerful and richest country in the world? Not to mention the fact that America has more freedom than all of those oppressive Arab countries in the Middle East. Actually, America has more freedom than most countries in the world actually.

100% aggree, i luv being part of the usa. but i must admit this place is f*cked up with most crooks and sick things in the world. but thats the life of being part of the great freedom of usa devil.gif

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Holophonic

 

Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA  sarcasm.gif

Exactly my thoughts.

And to that Abu Moosab or whatever his name was, I guess that's why America is the most powerful and richest country in the world? Not to mention the fact that America has more freedom than all of those oppressive Arab countries in the Middle East. Actually, America has more freedom than most countries in the world actually.

100% aggree, i luv being part of the usa. but i must admit this place is f*cked up with most crooks and sick things in the world. but thats the life of being part of the great freedom of usa devil.gif

Move to Canada. We have all of the goods of the USA but without a lot of the bads.

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA  sarcasm.gif

Exactly my thoughts.

And to that Abu Moosab or whatever his name was, I guess that's why America is the most powerful and richest country in the world? Not to mention the fact that America has more freedom than all of those oppressive Arab countries in the Middle East. Actually, America has more freedom than most countries in the world actually.

100% aggree, i luv being part of the usa. but i must admit this place is f*cked up with most crooks and sick things in the world. but thats the life of being part of the great freedom of usa devil.gif

Yes, the US is one of the worlds superpowers, and we do have a lot more freedom than many other countries *coughnorthkoreacough* However, Bush screwed a lot of things up.

 

So, LETS GET BACK TO THE TOPIC!

 

I once had flashing red health, walked RIGHT UP TO THE PARAMEDIC.

 

"Damn! I hate these prank calls!"

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Also, if you want them to help you, do what the phone operator says and STAY IN THE SAME POSITION WHERE YOU ARE.

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Also, if you want them to help you, do what the phone operator says and STAY IN THE SAME POSITION WHERE YOU ARE.

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I did! This was the second time I called. The first time he drove right away!

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Can I hate America too, guys! It's all the rage nowadays! I'm feelin' so trendy for hating America, how about you guys? sarcasm.gif

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Hey guys a thread complaining about civil service in a game

 

LETS INSULT AMERICA  sarcasm.gif

Exactly my thoughts.

And to that Abu Moosab or whatever his name was, I guess that's why America is the most powerful and richest country in the world? Not to mention the fact that America has more freedom than all of those oppressive Arab countries in the Middle East. Actually, America has more freedom than most countries in the world actually.

100% aggree, i luv being part of the usa. but i must admit this place is f*cked up with most crooks and sick things in the world. but thats the life of being part of the great freedom of usa devil.gif

Yes, the US is one of the worlds superpowers, and we do have a lot more freedom than many other countries *coughnorthkoreacough* However, Bush screwed a lot of things up.

 

So, LETS GET BACK TO THE TOPIC!

 

I once had flashing red health, walked RIGHT UP TO THE PARAMEDIC.

 

"Damn! I hate these prank calls!"

LOL ... thats another point of mine, even when your in your face in pain they still see it as a prank call. that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif

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Gibboniser

The police can be helpfull though, I was doung a mission for U.L and i had to kill a lot of fues, and i was in squad car so i selected call backup and they came, then before they arrived i shot a few of them, so they all retaliated, then the police arrived, and one massive shootout biggrin.gif

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Also, if you want them to help you, do what the phone operator says and STAY IN THE SAME POSITION WHERE YOU ARE.

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are you blind ? read other ppl's post. we all was right infront of them and they STILL called it a prank. that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif

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Also, if you want them to help you, do what the phone operator says and STAY IN THE SAME POSITION WHERE YOU ARE.

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are you blind ? read other ppl's post. we all was right infront of them and they STILL called it a prank. that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif

LCPD work has a pension, you know.

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Acropolis7

The paramedics are my only real problem with the game so far as AI is concerned. I thought it was a great idea of Rockstar, if it worked. I remember my Niko had accidentally run over some old guy so I got out and phoned an ambulance for the poor piece of pixels in pain, just to see the awesome AI. Turns out the paramedics stop across the street, look right at the man, walks back to the ambulance and then flips over an overpass somehow trying to leave the scene. confused.gif

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The paramedics are my only real problem with the game so far as AI is concerned. I thought it was a great idea of Rockstar, if it worked. I remember my Niko had accidentally run over some old guy so I got out and phoned an ambulance for the poor piece of pixels in pain, just to see the awesome AI. Turns out the paramedics stop across the street, look right at the man, walks back to the ambulance and then flips over an overpass somehow trying to leave the scene. confused.gif

LOLOL ... what a damn shame, i also think its a great feature, ONLY if it actualy worked. thats the same situation as mine, i crashed into another car and the guy flew out the window and was laying in pain. i called the ambulance and they just looked at him and speeded off, almost running him over. that_guy2057_evilgrin.gif

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Mr. Someguy

Yea, I hope they fix this in a patch. All 3 of them are screwed up.

 

POLICE: Only send one car, and won't call for backup on peds. Won't help you until they get back in the car. And you can't even call NOOSE for those large shootouts.

AMBULANCE: GTA3/VC had the best ambulance AI. SA and IV have the worst ever. In all the time I've owned SA, I've only seen the ambulance stop to help 1 guy once, but they killed 6 people getting to him, they also ignored the other 4 dead people. In GTA3/VC, you kill 2+ people and an ambulance will arrive.

FIRE: 100% useless in IV. Because in this game, a fire doesn't last more than 30 seconds, if that.

 

In fact, the AI for the 911 service is so bad, that I'm thinking it's ONLY purpose was to let you have their vehicles.

 

Aside from fixing the obvious, they should add these options:

 

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

Police Car (pistols)

Police Car (shotguns)

NOOSE cruiser (MP5)

NOOSE patriot (M4)

NOOSE van (kevlar, M4)

 

MEDICAL CARE:

EMT (none)

Medic (knife)

Combat Medic (micro uzi)

 

FIRE BRIGADE:

1 Truck

2 Trucks

3 Trucks

 

How does this sound?

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Gamecocks

I have noticed how every post turns into a I hate America thread, it's really pathetic and hilarious.

 

They do pick up people not knowing they don't have insurance, it makes the hospitals lose money. But I will take it because we still make some f*cking medical advancements and I can schedule my arm surgery for next month if I want instead of next year.

 

Get over yourselves. Clearly you want to be American but can't so you bash it. It is Okay.

 

Canada is nice but it is too cold.

 

 

Anyway back on topic. The paramedics are dicks, and make me very fustrated.

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EMoney120

America is the richest country in the world. You can't crack on it.

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There was one time when I managed to call 911 when three people were beating me up. A squad car came along.

 

"Damn, must have been prank callers", they said, while I was lying on the ground in front of them bleeding and being kicked by 3 people.

 

And, on the part of the mission where a certain building goes up in flames (when your first safehouse and Roman's cab depot gets destroyed), I called 911 and asked for the fire brigade. They pulled up right in front of the flaming windows, and got out.

 

"FDLC REPORTING! Stay calm! Damn! The coast looks clear, no fire! Must have been those damn prank callers."

 

Then he gets back in and drives off while there's bits of debris raining down on the road.

I did the same thing. And same thing happened. They suck.

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