Niko428 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Mine would have to be when Manny comes busting in on Elizebta and Niko,starts yelling at her to stop Slingin the crack on the streets,and Then Elizebeta takes out her gun and just shoots Manny and his cameraman! Pure gold right there, due to the fact Manny finally dies! Oh what sweet relief it is to never hear that voice again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjot Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 i shouldn't have highlighted those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko428 Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 i shouldn't have highlighted those Hey dude, ya ever heard of spoiler tags? Thats what they're there for! Also note, the big SPOILERS tag in the title, you know just a couple o' dozen bright red flags there buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moldypotato Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Just standing around in an alleyway... accidently got a star on me... then like 5 seconds later a random police car just comes like 100 mph and rams into my back = me going flying down the alleyway and dieing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manjot Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 i know what a spoiler tag is but i read it anyway and regretted it. fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt_hectic_2001 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Why get angry at the poster? Be angry at yourselves for not having any self control, jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko428 Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 I know I'm a female ass grabber, but that's beside the point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCardiff Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 When I discovered the Grizzly Bear in Bohan. I was driving Roman to the Strip Club when I accidently crashed into a Police car, sure enough I was chased until near death.. I finally got away but Roman was "injured" so I carried on without him. I kept on running down an alleyway (I'll point it out on a map for you soon) when I saw a big Brown creature infront of me (I saw it from the back) It was definitely a Grizzly, it couldn't have been anything else. I moved towards it and it scattered running towards the road and then vanished. It was immense in size and very fast indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeperFace Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 The fact that your dates don't die if you shoot them in the head. They just get "scared" and tell you they have to go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvandy21 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 walking across street, car hits me, guy gets out trying to start some beef, then a car hits his staionary car, and he is run over by his own car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_liamanator Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I know I'm a female ass grabber, but that's beside the point! that was completely random Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miky_Z Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Whenever i have a crash & fly out of the windscreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor Jesus Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I had just finished a mission and my car was across the street. I started to cross over and Roman called me. The second I answered the phone, a taxi slams into me, my feet go above my head, and I land on the hood of the car. It was so abrupt and quick, I just burst out lauhing. And the scene the OP mentioned made me laugh too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adlingtont Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I got two Getting hit by a car, guy gets out, looks at me and says "Good thing I've got no short term memory!" and walked off. Going out for a date with someone of the internet, pissing her off by driving like mad and taking her to a fancy restaurant, taking her for a walk by the river and pushing her in. The requesting and being accepted for a date again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Up&Coming. Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) When I discovered the Grizzly Bear in Bohan. I was driving Roman to the Strip Club when I accidently crashed into a Police car, sure enough I was chased until near death.. I finally got away but Roman was "injured" so I carried on without him. I kept on running down an alleyway (I'll point it out on a map for you soon) when I saw a big Brown creature infront of me (I saw it from the back) It was definitely a Grizzly, it couldn't have been anything else. I moved towards it and it scattered running towards the road and then vanished. It was immense in size and very fast indeed. You know what I saw? I saw Niko take off a mask to reveal that he's actually Claude from GTA III. Apparently, Claude was really Serbian and just looked French. And R* said no returning characters...psh. Edit: Here's something that happened to me. I ran past a guy and apparently he didn't like me bumping him. So, he follows me into an alleyway and starts beating me up. I run out into the street and he punches me and the cops jump out and chase him. I love that new feature. Finally! Edited May 4, 2008 by .Up&Coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloSoldier Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 When my helicopter's tail broke off and it still could fly (but I had no control over it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceCityNative4Life Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Whenever i have a crash & fly out of the windscreen. Yeah that has happened to me twice. The first time I was on one of the bridges. I rear ended a car at full speed, and Niko went flying through the windshield, bounced across the bridge, and landed on the ground below, and lived! That was funny. has anyone noticed that the vehicles in this game need a serious recall. If you rear end a car hard enough, the driver will get out, and he will be on fire, and then his car will catch on fire. Just like the Ford Pintos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecocks Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I was playing online and some dude was talking smack but friendly fire was off; He was in a helicopter and I got one and crashed mine into his. His propellers fell off and he fell to his death. Me and my buddy laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecocks Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 When my helicopter's tail broke off and it still could fly (but I had no control over it). I love to chop off the backsides of other peoples helicopters so that happens to them about 200 ft up. You can imagine the frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lds1985 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I had two things happen that I thought was funny/unexpected. The first was when I was on a mission but was in no hurry to complete it. I was kind of jammed in traffic at a red light so instead of bashing up the car I was driving I decided to be a good boy and follow the traffic signals. Well while I was waiting for the light to turn green I was hit from behind. Hit by a cop. Guess what, I got a wanted star. I thought that was crazy but that is about how it would work in RL also. The second event occured when I crashed a car and thought it was going to explode. I of course jump out of the car as quickly as possible. Just in time to be crushed to death by the light pole I had just hit but had yet to fall, that is until I got out of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceCityNative4Life Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I have two. first: I was a a traffic light on the first island. The light was next to the gas station. As I am waiting at the light (I'm in the left lane btw) and out of no where from my left, this out of control taxi swings around me, crosses traffic, and blasts headon right into the gas station and into one of the pumps and blows himself and the whole station up. first I was like holy s**t, wtf, but then I busted out laughing. Suicidle taxi. @ that moment, I realized, I LOVE this game second: I took a taxi to a mission. As soon as I got out of the taxi (as a passenger mind you) on the street side at the destination, a woman in the hybrid car, whatever the name is, runs me over. Niko goes head first into the hood, then falls back. The woman gets out of her car, and says "why do people keep hitting me, GOD!" I busted out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chain Gang Soldier Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 i had one a few hours ago i had like a 4 star chase going, and i was standing in front of this cop car, so i shot the cop in the driver seat, he died, his head fell on the horn so it went off, lol then his foot fell on the gas pedal, so the car all of a sudden speed forward, ran me over, and killed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik73 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Had a 4-star chase going on and was driving my stolen police hummer across one of the bridges. Saw a cop cruiser barrelling headlong in my direction. I knew it would swerve and try to crash into me so I got ready for it. Sure enough, 200 feet away from my hood it veered hard to the right, crashed into the bridge wall and promptly went up and over and down into the river..... LC's Finest once again at their finest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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