Crokey Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I never wear the same pair of boxers after I get out the shower, I usually put on a G-String and nice skimpy little peep-hole bra and parade around the house singing along to Footloose with the hairdryer in my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloSoldier Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I shower six times a day, and I have never recycled underwear. That's disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I shower six times a day What the f*ck is wrong with you? GC, I would LOVE to see a pic of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Sure I have. When I was a teenager I would wear the same underwear for two or three days sometimes. I didn't stink, and it's not like I sh*t my pants. But it's not socially acceptable, so I stopped. I think you people are trying to act a little too decent. I know for a fact that most of this forum consists of teens. And the average teenager is a dirty pig. 18 and I change my underwear when I take a shower (which is every night). I don't wear them twice because I am active and I get sweaty so putting them back on is stupid. Just because you were nasty as a teen doesn't mean we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Thats disgusting. I take a shower everyday. And wear a new pair of boxers each time. It pretty much goes like this. You're dirty, you take a shower, you're clean, you wear the same underwear/boxers, you're dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yeah, well, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. However, I've recently taken to Jackie Chan-ing: that is, washing your undies, or a couple pair, with you in the shower. But I'm an evening shower kinda guy, not a morning shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Do you know what they have been using for decades to clean up chemical and biological nasties of both regular Haz Mat and weaponized varieties? For area, equipment and personel all three! TIDE So, the concept for the day is this: TIDE for everything except the toothbrush. So, TIDE for you and your undies in the shower is totally acceptable Otter! TIDE will also get rid of any acne you happen to have and the burning subsides after about 15 minutes. Many military personel use TIDE for nearly everything including shampoo and soap. Several Plumbers swear by it for hand soap. So remember TIDE is your friend whether near a washing machine or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[CTD]LaBan Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 TIDE So, the concept for the day is this: TIDE for everything except the toothbrush. A nice little freshment in the eyes in the mornings ... mmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 LaBan' date='May 4 2008, 15:48'] TIDE So, the concept for the day is this: TIDE for everything except the toothbrush. A nice little freshment in the eyes in the mornings ... mmmm Say goodbye to those sinus problems with your eyes! Seriously, put your face toward the water and limit your eye contact with the Master of Cleanup....TIDE my hurt but it least it is fair in its pain and killing of nasties in an indiscriminate manner! I knew someone would mention the eyes on fire issue! That's what you get for looking at Porno! TIDE in your eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svip Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I fixed your topic title. We all know... "underpants" is much funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medaphoar Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I shower six times a day What the f*ck is wrong with you? GC, I would LOVE to see a pic of that! He's a fish, that's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[CTD]LaBan Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yeah...tide is some scary sh*t. My grandma used it for everything and I thought she was nuts. I had a Platoon Sergeant that had a ton of those tide sample packs all through his tool box and I thought he was nuts too. Then I ran out of soap on a two week long FTX and he gave me 5 or so packs of the stuff. From then on, I kept Tide all around me. Also, Gojo...if you are a guy, you need this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teqila Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Yeah...tide is some scary sh*t. My grandma used it for everything and I thought she was nuts. I had a Platoon Sergeant that had a ton of those tide sample packs all through his tool box and I thought he was nuts too. Then I ran out of soap on a two week long FTX and he gave me 5 or so packs of the stuff. From then on, I kept Tide all around me. Also, Gojo...if you are a guy, you need this stuff. For business or for pleasure? Yes, I know, business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 how do people even get skidmarks? Are you incapable of wiping your ass properly or something? Do you sh*t your pants during the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 how do people even get skidmarks? Are you incapable of wiping your ass properly or something? Do you sh*t your pants during the day? Sometimes you don't do as good a job as you think, or you may just get sweaty as hell doing something. It happens to everyone ("Not me" you say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Thats why you check the toilet paper after you wipe. It may seem gross, but its better than walking around all day with sh*t in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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