mixmaster Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 when yor wife tells you she want to have sex and instead of turing the machine of you in reply ask for a presidential polish so you can continue to play..... also - when she agrees cause in her head she knows it's the only hope of maybe getting your attention away from the 3 day 30 hr marathon (10hr spans) you have had going on with no end insite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo4pheus Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Saw a Jeep Patriot the other day and thought to myself "WTF!? Thats not a Hummer!" DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast^-^ Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I saw a pigeon one day and i was like: "OMG, where's my gun?! I gotta blast that flying rat!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 -When you begin a hit-list with the sole intention of eliminating all those who believe that this game is the end-all, be-all. Or vice versa. -When you shave your head, grow a goatee and frequent the local Balkan bargain bin searching for "that special tracksuit". Faux accent optional. -When you're trapped on the highway, in need of some entertainment, and you're miffed as to why Chatterbox isn't airing on the local AM talk station like it rightfully should. -When you're on a date with your significant other, and you insist that a night of bowling followed by a round of non-existant BurgerShot quarter-pounders is the absolute "bee's knees". -Whenever you're involved in a vehicular skirmish, your sole reaction is to bail out of your car and jack another parked alongside the busy expressway. -When you're inebriated and you've no other means of making it to your place of residence. Seeking a cab, you muster all of your energy and shout mightily, "MR. MAN!", at full volume. -You've a fetish for "flying rats" and "thick" harlots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelvinellenton Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 When you make topics like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 When you make topics like this Now that's just cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftNismo Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I saw a pigeon one day and i was like: "OMG, where's my gun?! I gotta blast that flying rat!!!" Lmao, same, today i saw a pigeon on a fence and said "sh*t, flying rat!" by accident. When everytime you see a Mercedes SL you say "Feltzer" (me and my friend has been saying it ever since we got the game) and when when someone is being stupid you say "Stop it, you're being paranoid!" in a Russian accent . I haven't played it too long though, i find it hard to stay on it after 4 hours, let alone 22 hours lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R1mmer Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'm guilty of copying Niko's walk. I kind of adapted that little sway motion he does, and his head slightly bobbing side to side. When I caught myself doing it this morning, I was like "Wait.. what the f*ck am I doing?" Haha! I'm so guilty about that. I walked over to my mates and they said..''...Dude..what the f*ck? you walk like a prick!'' ..Then I thought..sh*t, I'm copying Niko! i got to admit i am wqith you both. i was walking down the street and my mate said "stop copying niko" i said "im not" and carried. anohter 5 seconds an i relized i was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finagle69 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just yesterday I was driving on a country highway and a shipping pallet was slanted onto a cyclone fence. The thought entered my mind, "Not Good Enough". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RONIN1191 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 is the Republican Space Rangers a parody of halo if you look at the suits their similar to the halo suits Yea, they're makin fun of Halo. It is hilarious too. You know you're playin too much when you hear sirens and look for the 'heat radius' - someone else said this and I thought it was cool because he's right. Its a knee-jerk reaction; I heard the trooper's siren and hit the gas immediately- and let up off it just as quickly...just in case he WAS after me. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ_4944 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 ... when your sat at work bored, reading and posting random drivel on the gta forums to fulfill your need to play gta IV? LOL thats totally me... +1 Im doing that rite now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick88 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Try to go and find a live heart inside the statue of liberty. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey-2pac Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 the ps3's fan goes crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyness Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (MY WAY) when get home from school at 4:00 and get a literacola from the fridge and play gta IV in ur basement(room) till ur dad says go to bed(10:00) and say "i am leave me alone i need some sleep pleeze" and he beleives you and u play till the next morning(5:00) and ur dad wakes up to go to work and he gos to ur room to wake u up and he sees u playing the game and he just shakes his head at u in pity, and u cant feel ur face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 your playin GTA4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulscfc1 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) you look for a red and blue circle to run out of in the bottom left and stars in the upper right when pulled over by the cops Edited May 16, 2008 by paulscfc1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 When you have a dream you're playing gta... :| I had that happen twice this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koloco9 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Must......carjack.....every......convertible I see. Jump kick guy on motorcycle at red light. Q: Does anyone else watch the news(in real life) and recognized something you just did in the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 -When you have to convince yourself that, in our realm, steak is a viable food source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamDW Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 when the song in Russian "Chickee Tai Tai...Chickee Chickee Tai Tai" is in your head, and you have no idea what it means but you love it anyways lol thats not how it goes, its this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackylByte Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 When create a topic that is funny but basically a weapon cache for jack thomp*** and his videogame hating cohorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinkyJoe360 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (actually happened) when some one come behind u when your playing GTA 4 and u press in right stick to look behind u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serbian warrior Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 when you live in new jersey and you say " i live in northern Alderney" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brz59 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 when the song in Russian "Chickee Tai Tai...Chickee Chickee Tai Tai" is in your head, and you have no idea what it means but you love it anyways As much as I know Russian (I can understand pretty much), this particular line doesn't mean anything. Someone correct me if I'm wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centron Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 You dump your real girlfriend to spend more time with your virtual one You get shot in the leg and say, "Oh, I don't need to go to the hospital, there is a hotdog stand over there" You have seen a whole episode of On the TV. Add to the list. The boys mensroom has gotta be the best show like a physo version of brucie,i wish you could knife fight that guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo4pheus Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 You know that you play too much GTA when you become paranoid every time you hear a cop siren thinking that they are after you, and you look to your lower left, but you realize you can't see the radar and you need to snap the f*ck out of it. So true - heres another one for you - when you post in this type of thread more than once.......>ME< lmao....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfenVic Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 You wonder how Niko would solve your everyday problems. You start speaking like you are your favorite character. You drive your van right through the Burger King doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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