XxLDCxX Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 actually happened to me .. when you have an actual dream at night of Niko doing missions and smashing cars, and when you wake up you wonder where the hell your control is HAHA...im guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirtylemur Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When your real life girlfriend starts getting jealous of your in game girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SealsNav Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 ...you see children in real life and get frightened and suddenly think 'What the heck!? I haven't even typed in any cheats yet! Hope I still can get 100%', you worry about it until you get on GTAIV and realise that wasn't real and say to yourself 'HAHA...back to real life!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBen36 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 when you shoot a pigeon and expect you to get farther in life when you try on an outfit without going into the dressing room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SealsNav Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 In real life: ...your wife asks you to go to the supermarket and get her a pack of tampons, you come back home with a Macdonalds burger and say "Couldn't find any Burger Shot resturants but this should do the job". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSergeant Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 You know you've played GTA IV too much when Jack Thomson uses you as an example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILovePolarBears Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 While driving, you think to press R/R3 to look behind you before realizing you must look in the rear view mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubanwhip Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 You know you play too much GTA4 when... - You've illegally downloaded every song from torrents and burned a CD for each station and stuck it in your brand new 20 CD car changer. - You've adjusted you're walking to make it a swagger like Niko's. - You constantly check your rearview mirror to see if you're being followed by a cop or an enemy. - You constantly refer to yourself as "Number 1". - You're downloaded and E-cola, Sprunk or whatever theme for your phone to match your ingame phone. - You create an mp3 ringtone to match your ingame phone. - You've managed to procure a Niko look alike jacket and now think you're an immigrant from Eastern Europe. - You walk through a crowded area and bump into everyone, not giving a sh*t and maybe knocking people down. - You are waiting for your phone to ring so you can go on a ride in a chopper. - You call your girlfriend at ten to take her to a diner, take her back home, and try your luck at screwing her at one in the morning after recklessly driving around town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SealsNav Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 In real life: Your driving your car one day and haven't filled up on fuel for over a week but you don't realise it, your car suddenly stops in the middle of the road because you have no fuel, you try and start the engine but it won't start and you think 'f*ck, too many knocks and bumbs', someone behind beeps their horn, you get out of your vehicle and set out on foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trantula_77 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When you are refusing to study for finals because you just want to play GTA but feel bad playing so I obsessivly check this site and still dont study. Second, you play so much that your GIRLFRIEND is having dreams about driving in a mystery GTA city like a maniac! Thirdly, you get freaked out driving because you feel like everyone is going to cut you off like the game people do. All has really happened On a side note, I just got XBL and played so much Halo before GTA came out that I daydreamed a plasma grenade got thrown in my face and nearly jumped out of my seat in anatomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK is good Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When you argue about it on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RENEGADEPSYCHO Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 when you think bears live in parks and alleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrosaurus Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 when you think of crimes in terms of how many stars you would get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEROLEVELS Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 when u get rrod and your forced to watch gameplay videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aragond Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 AND THE WINNERS BY DEFAULT IS: [actually happened this morning] When you listen to the radio in real life and your first thought is "Odd, never heard this radio station before" as if you lived in Liberty City. When your REAL Mobile (cell) rings and you are expecting it to be Roman when you get mad because you read all the replies on this post, when you should of been playing IVAmen ...you see children in real life and get frightened and suddenly think 'What the heck!? I haven't even typed in any cheats yet! Hope I still can get 100%', you worry about it until you get on GTAIV and realise that wasn't real and say to yourself 'HAHA...back to real life!'. Now THAT is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killa Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I'm guilty of copying Niko's walk. I kind of adapted that little sway motion he does, and his head slightly bobbing side to side. When I caught myself doing it this morning, I was like "Wait.. what the f*ck am I doing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killwhatiadore Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When you get in a car accident IRL, then check your gps for a pay 'n' spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gxc999 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I just played non-stop 5 hours, I did run to the bathroom in between missions though. You know you've been playing too much GTA when : you start stealing cop cars and trying to look through the criminal database, when you ask for a fowlburger when you go to Taco Bell, and when you end every phone call by saying "Goodbye Cousin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandTheftWalrus Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 when you don't wanna play it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Bishop Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When your car breaks down in the middle of the street and you call 911 to get it working again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screrkio Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 that awesome schweine song is russian with one german verse. shes complaining about the fidelity of men, reffering to them as pigs (schwein) lol pretty catchy but i have a hard time as I speak basic russian and feel rather camp singing along calling men pigs so bare that in mind guys next time you here the song i think the wild dances song is awesome 2 radio vladivastok rocks!! u never heard me say that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoopek Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When you hear your cat messing around behind your back and you want to look back by pressing right analog stick. It DID happen to me while playing :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerxr2 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 [true] i was just finished playing gta iv bout 8 hours non stop. Decided to go for some sun light. Got my phone out and typed into the keypad 227-555-0150 i was thinking wtf where's my super gt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31770 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 ... when your sat at work bored, reading and posting random drivel on the gta forums to fulfill your need to play gta IV? LOL thats totally me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SealsNav Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 In real life: ...you suddenly wake up from your dream about GTAIV...your naked but only in your boxer shorts and realise you should be fully clothed, then you notice that your bedroom isn't the same as your safehouse room in GTAIV...you start thinking if Roman has been calling you again and you notice you have a stiffy in your boxers, you think to yourself angrily "Holy sh*t Roman! Since when was this was a GTAIV activity?!....gonna kill Rockstar!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyVercetti Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I'm guilty of copying Niko's walk. I kind of adapted that little sway motion he does, and his head slightly bobbing side to side. When I caught myself doing it this morning, I was like "Wait.. what the f*ck am I doing?" Haha! I'm so guilty about that. I walked over to my mates and they said..''...Dude..what the f*ck? you walk like a prick!'' ..Then I thought..sh*t, I'm copying Niko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterYoca13 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 When you ask your mom to put hot dogs in your Macaroni and Cheese. It's late and I'm slightly buzzed; I'm feeling asshole-ish. Sue me, Jack Thompson. Hot dogs in mac in cheese? BRILLIANT! great, you've awakened my hunger for hotdog mac and cheese i hope you're happy. great food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterYoca13 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 is the Republican Space Rangers a parody of halo if you look at the suits their similar to the halo suits please kill yourself yes it is, i'm sure. eight8, not all of us are on crack so make some room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Rigity Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 (edited) I've been surfing the net nonstop for a REAL "Tonight" ringtone for my actual phone...can someone help??? Edited May 11, 2008 by J-Rigity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADS234 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 you know you play too much GTA IV when you become blind to how incredibly sucky the frame rate is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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