"murdersimulator" Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 when i was driving fast with michelle and i hit a pole and we both went through the windshield and she died oh man, you killed her??, lol my lol moment was trying to control niko whilst drunk. His legs are everywhere. lol. I like the way he drunkardly calls cabs too. I got drunk with my lady friend and called a cab we get in and everything is so blury as I look out the window, I want to get her home quickly to maybe get a piece so I tell the driver to hurry only niko says " Lets get the fuuuck going" all drunkenly like..... I live this f-ing game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenJoel Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I was trying to hail a cab, and I guess I didn't hold Y correctly, because Niko just stole it. He yanked the guy out of the car, but I just sat there because I didn't want to do this. Then another cab comes out of no where and slams into his back, instantly killing him. I threw the bastard in front of traffic. I felt horrible lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 (edited) Out of all the fun explosions done so early in the game for me... I came barrolling into a T-section roadway and sideswiped a car in the middle... It rolled back and burst into flames. I skidded to a stop and got out to watch the upcoming explosion. There were a number of cars all stopped near it. Of course, chain reaction followed, bodies on fire, flown in the explosion! Second massive explosion for me, the first one started intentionally. It was a sight!! Sorry, piss poor typos corrected above! I wasn't the one who caught fire, obviously Edited May 5, 2008 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharzu Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 in the game a police was aiming at a normal guy. dunno what the guy did lol. I had low HP and i was looking what will happen in this weird scene. Then suddenly the weird guy starts running towards me and shouting in fear, then the cop shoots and misses the guy... and guess what. The cop accidently shot me and i died!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorforum Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Went to save on the bed just as the radio in Niko's room was playing I Wanna be Your Dog by the Stooges and the line "now I'm ready to close my eyes" played as his head hit the pillow. Brilliant timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitoryu12 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I was taking a jog through Middle Park around the lake and bumped into a jogger resting against the railing. When he started cursing at me I kicked him in the balls. Suprisingly, he fought back, and at one point I ducked his punch and threw three hits into his face, knocking him right over the railing and into the lake. On the way there I started fighting a cabby who had run into me. I ducked his last punch, which hit the window on his open door and shattered it. A last one was driving down West Algonquin. The guys at the docks were doing some big road work and i drove right into a massive hole and nearly crushed the construction worker. I promptly beat him until he was crying, climbed out, and dropped a grenade in and walked away to watch the embers and flames shoot out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonrock Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I love the part when Florian (Bernie) was calling Roman fat/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiGsMoKe18 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 The end of the game...I lol'd so hard. I chose the revenge ending. F*** Dimitri. He deserved it; I was plenty rich anyways. After Niko killed Jimmy, Roman came up and said, "Niko, you've done it!" Niko says, "What have I done?" Then a hot dog vendor yells, "Come taste my juicy Chihuahua meat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloakster Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I was driving really fast on the highway when i lost control of my car, it hit the middle guardrail and went flying, i saw 2 cop cars ahead and was thinking 'oh sh*t'. I ended up hitting the ground in front of the first cop and bounced over it, then landed and stopped on all 4 wheels right beside the other cop. Was amazed that i came out of that situation without a wanted level Luck was on my side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spectre01 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 After I've done a mission where you need to kill some guy in front of an arcade (ex gf meet new bf thing, the man want you to kill his ex's new bf), I went to [email protected] In Liberty Tree (news), there is a headline read "video game cause violent" or something like that. The article talks about some witnesses saw 2 guys (Niko and your target) arguing in front of the arcade, then they went into a chase and one guy was shot to death. They disregard the fact that your target has a long drug taking/dealing histroy, and say that this must be caused by polygon and pixel. I laugh my ass off after reading it. This is really how media works in reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krumbz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 In multiplayer I've had some of the best laughs in a LONG time. Get a helicopter... pick 3 of your buddys up... tell them you're going to bring them to the top of the empire state building. Get as high as you can... then tell them you're feeling suicidal and jump out the pilots seat. Watch in sheer amusement as "You motherf*cker NO!" shimmer thru the headset! Another simple one is act like your going to land to pick a buddy up... but then act like you can't fly well and keep hovering just high enough that they can't jump onto the helicopter. It's hilarious. Bonus: Finally do land... on top of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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