Your biggest LOL moments so far

[Rambone2007]

I just had another LOL moment....

 

I was in another EPIC chase where I had killed many cops and many peds. The chase came to a head in the BOABO section of Broker. I had a tiny sliver of blinking red health left.

 

Anyway (and this is going to be short and sweet), I got rearended by a police truck/van against a brickwall and my car caught on fire. Keep in mind, that right next to this brickwall is a ledge where there's a semi-long drop to the street below.

 

I got out of flaming car with countless cops cornering me. The VERY moment I hopped out of the car I cooked a grenade and the very next moment they shoot me dead. Then just a split second later, the grenade goes "BOOM!". It sends my body flying over the ledge and about 7 other cops. My car and another cop car went up in flames as well. It was CRAZY!!!! I was LOL'ing my ass off.

Edited May 3, 2008 by Rambone2007

[Hobojoe4eva]

I shot a fat guy like 20 times with a Deagle and I went over to his body and he was still alive and he called me an as*hole.

[StudioVink]

I hit a car so roughly with a cab I took on it's engine... The car just got on fire and the driver who was in it got out while he/she was burning! xD

[MichaelCastleTT]

I was playing during development, the archway + bike = great fun!

 

Come at it from the one side and there is a small hip in the road that you can launch off into the arch. I jumped off of the bike, hit the wall and saw my bike went through the middle, smashing a woman in the face. she did a full backflip and landed on her arse

[Maller]

My funniest moment was when i went drinking with Packie and I decided that i would take a bike to drive him home. After a minute or so the cops was after us and we crashed, Packie was injured and taken to the hospital and i was arrested.

When i was released Packie called and asked if i would pick him up from the hospital and drive him home

 

Could have been a real life experience

[passthat420]

5 man helicopter chicken

 

nuff said

[Nabbesnabb]

I've never had so many moments in a game where I've bursted out in loud laughter. Actually had so many LOL moments I can't remember them all.

 

After jacking a car, the owner tries to take it back and manage to hold on to the doorhandle while I speed down the street and attempt one of those stunt jumps. Really hilarious to watch him hanging on to the car, flying in the air in slow motion before he lets go in the middle of the jump and drops to the ground and breaks his neck.

 

Rammed some guy with my car and he flew HIGH up in the air and hit a streetlight face first and started spinning around really fast in the air and then came falling down to the ground again. He didn't survive.

[Feldar]

Niko: "I heard that it does funny things to your balls..."

 

Brucie: "Do I look like I have funny balls? f*ck you man!"

[KieranMurphy]

I was driving around Alderney, just exploring the island and I noticed on the paper map that there's a prison. So I go there just to have a look and I found a way to stunt over the wall.

 

Of course, I immediately start running over guards and prisoners, and get a 4 star wanted level. Liberty Rock was on the radio and the commercials finished and then Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak came on the radio!

 

There I am driving around trying to escape the prison, with prison guards chasing me and shooting up the car and the police chopper overhead and "Jailbreak" is on the radio. That's just pure brilliance and couldn't have been timed better.

[frynsesmadrer]

1 First windshield fly through

2 When Roman fell over me while drunk

3 When i fell over a hobo while drunk

4 "How do you want to die?" "While im having a threesome on my 100 years birthday, sh*t i dunno!"

[Eternal Khaoz]

my funniest was when i shot the guy in one of the gun shops, i heard him yell i need backup, before i had time to register in my mind that i had 3 guys pointing guns at me, they started blasting and i was dead in about 1 second flat. i literally looked at my tv thinking what the f*ck?! i was amazed they killed me so quick, i didnt realise there was guys in the other room.

[NJ~]

I took Roman out to drink, and I was trying to hail a cab... I fall down, Roman tries to walk near me. As I move my camera to him, a vehicle just sweeps him off his feet, into the air, and into a One Way sign, causing him to swing around it like a fat horseshoe.

 

Man, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

...Tough he was killed instantly, had to pick him up from the hospital a few days later.

[superdog]

In one of the first missions where you have to beat up 3 loan sharks and then drive Roman home, I totaled Roman's car and he had to take the bus home. Then he yelled at me and I failed the mission. Pretty funny...

 

I also love running into people until they get mad and start beating you up, and then running in front of a cop car so the cops chase the guy that was beating you up.

 

Classic.

 

Oh, and hobos that ask for money. Sometimes I throw it on the ground and pick it up just before they get to it.

How do you throw them money?

[Eternal Khaoz]

go up to them and press lb. i guess its l1 for the ps3. niko will just throw it on the floor.

[MortifiedPenguin09]

the cutscene with Niko and Roman at the beginning of the game, when they arrive at Roman's apartment.

 

Niko: So are you full of crap or what?

Roman: What??

Niko: Where's the luxury condo, fast cars, the woman with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum....?

 

LMAO

 

Then this part:

 

Niko: Roman! Are you Sleeping you fat f*ck!? C'mon!

Roman: Wha...? I gotta go Niko.... (drings out of a cup)

 

Roman: Pfftt! Arghhhh It tastes like a rats shat in it.............

 

LMAO !!!!!!

[superdog]

go up to them and press lb. i guess its l1 for the ps3. niko will just throw it on the floor.

thanks

[GTAIV-NewYork]

LOL, okay, so I was on Free Play mode today online, and you know there are those little immature c*nts who kill you and kill you etc. Me and a few strangers were having fun doing random garbage, and this kid starts shooting at us all. Anyway, a few of us die, and we respawn. Then there are like 4 messages saying "he wants to kick him", cause we were all pissed. There were 6 of us, 8 in the whole room, but another guy was idle, somewhere else. So we all gathered together! It was immense, and we walked, yes walked like bad asses towards the kid, all got our shotguns out and we killed him like 3 times lmao! It was so damn funny. Man I love those guys.

[hark80]

Personal favorite...(minor spoiler)

 

When you talk to Roman on the phone after he gets shot in the stomach, he's all messed up on painkillers, and asks you to get him some adult diapers.

 

And just about every line from Brucie is laugh out loud funny.

[GTA.MAD.AJ]

I stole a helicopter from the Helitours on Algonquin, went up as high as I possibly could, roughly about the Empire State Buildings height and pressed Triangle and Jumped out, HILARIOUS, he looks like a little baby crouching while he is falling and SURVIVED from a slight knock before I hit the ground, into the water.

Edited May 4, 2008 by GTA.MAD.AJ

[NJ~]

 

Personal favorite...(minor spoiler)

 

When you talk to Roman on the phone after he gets shot in the stomach, he's all messed up on painkillers, and asks you to get him some adult diapers.

 

And just about every line from Brucie is laugh out loud funny.

You're ICE COLD bro! Yeah! Genetically. f*cking. Superior. Baby.

[DQ_4944]

When you become good friends with Roman, he will send you a free cab whenever you call him and request one. Now Roman is so cheap that he's not paying the cabbie who is giving you free rides, and what makes it funny is what the cab driver talks to you about when you're getting your ride

 

"ARE YOU AWARE THAT I'M NOT EVEN GETTING PAYED FOR THIS SH**!?!? I HAVE TO SPEND MY DAY DRIVING AROUND MY FU**ING BOSSES STUPID COUSIN AND I'M NOT GETTING PAYED"

 

He usually goes on like that for a while then he seams to branch of into conversation about all the chicks he has banged after the cab rides and so on.

 

Funny stuff.

Ill like to add one time I got in the car he said

 

"Oh Look its the ugliest man in Liberty City"

 

That was funny

[spook-]

After you win a race with Bruice.

...they say some thing like

Brucie: man you did awesome, you know what? you can keep the car.

Niko: i thought this was steve's car

Brucie: f*ck steve.

[Sevzor]

I've seen a shipment tank glitch up like hell and it was just bouncing up and down around me. As I walked up to it, somehow, it fell on top of me and killed me! wtf??

 

The things people say when you jack their car:

"Hey that's my mum's car"

*shocked and confused* "WHAT THE F**K?"

"Get your own car, a**hole"

 

After buying a burger @ the 69th Diner the chick says

"Don't throw up"

 

Theres too many to tell about really...

 

1 more: The smart a** kid they interview on one of the radio stations. LOL

[spook-]

I also stole some ones car, when i threw him out of the driver's seat, a car on the other side of the road came speeding down, and just crushed the guy that i robbed.

[thedude777]

I just started playing the game so my funniest moment was a glitch, or something.

 

I had a Patriot and i was tryingto get it onto the Roller Coaster....found what I thought was a great spot to hop the railing of the tracks....but instead I went up half over it then down...into like a blue abyss.

 

Then I respawned in the Patriot close by.

 

Kinda funny I guess.

[Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake]

I call my lol moment, "The Accidental Good Semeritan."

 

I was leaving my safehouse in Bohan, and when I pushed open the door, it smacked a ped in the face who was running by on the sidewalk. Turns out he was running from a cop, and the officer then took him away. I stood there waiting for my 50 dollars...

 

 

Also, me and Jacob falling down all over the sidewalk after drinks at Comrades, awesomely funny.

[bennisboy]

One of the stunt jumps near china town.

 

I hit it at full speed in my sentinel, did a huge front flip, landed on a taxi, span round, was goin backwards so I hit reverse, then went to spin the car round and flung it straight into a load of peds on the crossing sending them everywhere.

 

Also "Niko man, there be some serious firepower here, rocket launcher, bo!"

[GTAjunkie16]

I got one. As I got out of the comedy club me and Roman went back to my car. When I got in Roman was about to open the door when some car was speeding and hit roman and he went flying behind my car and was laying down for like 10 seconds and it was just hilarious.

[Skyline_Mad]

I've had many funny moments, mostly from the new euphoria phisics engine, gotta be the best thing about GTA IV.

 

When doing one of the early missions for Little Jacob, we were in a house, i went exploring up some stairs, then came back down and LJ was in my way, Niko didn't touch him that hard but sent LJ falling down, killing him instantly lol, i had to restart the mission, but it was funny as f*ck.

 

Another time involving LJ (was today actualy), we just got drunk and were headed for my bike, we got to the bike but i didn't want to drive it yet (had something to do IRL), i stood on the spot for a bit just watching LJ falling over again and again, when i was ready to leave, LJ tripped up the kerb falling directly infront of me as i was walking to my bike, i tripped over him and went face first into my bike, with a huge metal clanging sound .

 

And another LJ incident (always with LJ that i get the funny things happen), we were drunk again, (actualy it wasn't me playing, it was a friend on his savegame), my friend used the Heli cheat to see how crazy drunk flying would be, but spawned on a narrow road, with cars in the way, Niko couln't get in as a taxi was blocking the door (LJ was behind him out of view). After a while the taxi drove away, so niko walked to the door and opened it, i then noticed LJ's Blip on the map was speeding down the road , he went around the corner before we could see him so couldn't see how he was going so fast, my friend tried his hardest to keep up with him but couldn't, LJ got away . I still to this day can't explaing how he got away, he couldn't run so it must have been something to do with that taxi, maybe he got caught on it and couldn't get off, or maybe he got in it accidently instead of nikos heli, i do not know.

 

Theres been many funny crash deaths; once my brother was taking X to his Penthouse, on the mission that you unlock Algonquin, he had just about survived a huge pusuit with the cops, had about 10% health left, and was speeding along one of the bridges between Dukes/Broker and Algonquin, there was no trafic, so was easy to avoid a fatal crash, but for som idiotic reason he pressed the Triangle button , and hit the ground spun around a bit and belly-flopped onto the hard road, slamming his fase pretty hard, killing himself lol, we couldn't stop laughing for ages.

 

 

Edited May 5, 2008 by Skyline_Mad

[DanManUtd]

When Elizabeta shot Manny, the shock made it quite amusing.