GtAkInG4aLl Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 haha definitely the car ride home from picking up the game when my friend pointed out "touch tuesday" at honkers LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 HAha i wish Real joints had that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor beef Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The Heart In the statue of liberty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyNameIsRamone Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I started a fight with a woman on the street and a guy jumped out of his car and went to hit me, missed and hit the woman, another guy runs up and gets involved then a police car appears and tries to stop the fighting while I watch in amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliveonthemoon Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I was up at the subway waiting for a train and I walk past a waiting ped, who decides to try and start on me so I just pushed him and he fell of the edge of the platform and the train took him out! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZAZEL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 hahahahaha just finished getting drunk headed across the street to the train station *barely* and headed for the stairs. was hilarious seeing me and roman tumbling down headfirst, hit a cop on the way down the first flight and he just walked around our drunk asses. i swear, they make more sense drunk then I do drunk -.^ funny ass convos! Hehe. Being drunk is fun. On the mission with Roman, I managed to walk backwards for quite a distance, and I'm still not sure how I did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shootin_spree Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 hahahahaha just finished getting drunk headed across the street to the train station *barely* and headed for the stairs. was hilarious seeing me and roman tumbling down headfirst, hit a cop on the way down the first flight and he just walked around our drunk asses. i swear, they make more sense drunk then I do drunk -.^ funny ass convos! Hehe. Being drunk is fun. On the mission with Roman, I managed to walk backwards for quite a distance, and I'm still not sure how I did it. what?! thats sweet you actually walked backwards, driving is fricken hard, when your going full speed, phew, lucky i survived it all. getting smashed is the best thing R* put in IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAY360 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 the cutscene wer vlad ask nikko wat his name is and nikko replys "big mouth prick" then vlad says " your funny" nikko says "i try" loooooooooool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambone2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 hahahahaha just finished getting drunk headed across the street to the train station *barely* and headed for the stairs. was hilarious seeing me and roman tumbling down headfirst, hit a cop on the way down the first flight and he just walked around our drunk asses. i swear, they make more sense drunk then I do drunk -.^ funny ass convos! Hehe. Being drunk is fun. On the mission with Roman, I managed to walk backwards for quite a distance, and I'm still not sure how I did it. I just had a LOL moment when I went drinking with Roman and as we stumbled into the streets, a taxi cab hit Roman and sent him flying. I LOLed my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The cutscene in one of the earlier missions when Vlad asks Niko to get him a coffee, and niko gives him that hilarious look, and Vlad complains about how Niko keeps looking at him"I know I'm good looking and everything, but come on!" and "If he keeps staring at me I'll pop his eyeballs". LMAO That is so much my kinda humour than VC's/SA's worn out crap. Also when Niko first arrives in ERoman's sh*thole it's also awsome. I'm sure R* fired their old humour team and employed a new one, or at least 're-educated' their former employees Commie-style for the humour to be so much better this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wutangblade Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Anyone checked the child beauty pageant (or however it's spelt) online in [email protected] yet? The screen that comes up is a good lol moment but when you walk outside you get 5 stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazmanClown Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Very early on in the game, literally 10 minutes into it, i was watching a scene with roman taking a drink of his coffee and he says "f*ck, tastes llike a rat shat in it" Made me literally laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jezza Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 when roman signs niko up for gay dating lol, some of the stuff he puts is hilarious "i need someone big and strong to hold me" made me burst out laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabe Logan Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Near the very start of the game where this dude offers you free money on the street and Niko calls him a dick. It was the way Niko said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy018 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Went to jack a car. Shot the driver in the head. While dead, he pressed the gas pedal. hit me and dragged me until he pinned me against the wall with his car. Laughed my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdesire Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 cant believe nobodies mentioned bas ruttens tv show, if you dont know who this guy if search for him on youtube, sh*t is f*cking classic.. also the stand up routines are f*cking lol worthy also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedKarnage Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 "sorry about the smell. I just laid some gas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polichetti Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 SPOILER i was doing that mission called crime and punishment, were you had to get the t.v's from the vans, anyway i was going behind a van, and pulled up and the cut scence started and the guy didn't have any t.vs. so i was walking back to the cop car and some ped ran into the cop car pinning me between the van and the cop car and i died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdesire Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 also i jacked a car and the ped came back hardcore with thoughts of vengeance trying to take his car back. as he opened the door i floored reverse and the piece of scum got trapped behind the door and i drove in reverse wit the ped stuck behind the door struggling to get out until i managed to smash him into a pole, also ripping the door off in the process. classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gueu Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I like Nikos conversations with Roman when they are drunk. And calling a cab when drunk is also sometimes funny. I laughed my ass of when I heard him calling for a cab drunk.. "HEY MISTER MAAAAAN" looool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleansation Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 when i was driving fast with michelle and i hit a pole and we both went through the windshield and she died oh man, you killed her??, lol my lol moment was trying to control niko whilst drunk. His legs are everywhere. lol. I like the way he drunkardly calls cabs too. I hit a wall close to the beach and we both went through the windshield... I hit the wall... while michelle just flew into the water, looked so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 On the bridge that leads from Broker to Charge Island I lost control of my car, hit the guard rail head on and flew through the windscreen, My limp body flew off the bridge and landed on a moving car on Charge Island. Funny sh*t. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uglytrain Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I like Nikos conversations with Roman when they are drunk. And calling a cab when drunk is also sometimes funny. I laughed my ass of when I heard him calling for a cab drunk.. "HEY MISTER MAAAAAN" looool When I whistled for a cab drunk, Niko said something like "hello yellow thing" When the cab blew us off he said something like "fine, keep being yellow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWL4BR Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I had this crazy taxi driver today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluescouser Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 brucie, "do i look like ive got funny balls" ? hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelreeds Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 My funny moment would of been: When I was driving on the freeway up to the bridge that is closed to the Manhattan section of the map. I was going full speed and before I could stop, slammed into the cement barriers in front of the cop cars, went through the windshield, past the cops and immediately received a 6 star wanted level....I barely had time to stand up before I was filled with lead. I thought that was pretty funny. Also, the cut scenes between Roman and Niko are hilarious. The two of them should do stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxcyclonxX Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 pusing peds of stairs is great fun. Whow do u just push peds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxcyclonxX Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 when i was driving fast with michelle and i hit a pole and we both went through the windshield and she died oh man, you killed her??, lol my lol moment was trying to control niko whilst drunk. His legs are everywhere. lol. I like the way he drunkardly calls cabs too. i know lol! taxiiiiiiiiiiiii cccccaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieScream Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The cut scene after you kill Vlad is funny as hell with Roman. I park a car across two lanes, stopping up traffic, then pull out a ped from the car and push 'em till they fight you, then run to a cop car and get the ped busted Sometimes a shootout will start and you can just take cover and watch it play out. Drunken Niko and Roman, Roman says something about someone spiking his drink "like the men do who want to sexually assault women", and Niko drunkenly says something like "Oh? and what sailer had his eye on you pretty lady"? I laughed my head off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruntsoldier75th Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I was pickin up Roman to go and get drunk, when i thought hey instead of jacking a guy normally lets just hold em up with the glock, all the guy did was back up slowly in his car so i let off a couple of rounds into him, then all of a sudden he whips out a pump shotty and blasts roman and me, and from that point everyone started to pull out there concealed weapons and go after each other, it was the most awesome mini war i've seen in game haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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