Rambone2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Wow. Those are some great moments. Keep 'em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZAZEL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 As I was exiting a [email protected] internet café, the door hit a passing pedestrian clean in the face, making him drop his umbrella and stumble backwards falling over a trashcan. It looked hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightkilla91 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 When you have to go on the "date" for bruce and first think niko says is "Fu*k YOU im not doing it" i ROFLED SO HARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Up&Coming. Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I have a new one: I died and went into the hospital after I respawned. I bought a Sprunk. Niko threw the can and my brother yelled at me for littering, so I picked up the can and threw it at the lady behind the desk. She was jumping on the desks and over the counter and she ran out of the hospital! I must've chased her for about 10 minutes with her constantly saying things like, "It's over! You win!", "You maniac!", "Get him away, he's psycho!" I then shot her in the head with a pistol, and a taxi guy flipped out and ran her over. It was fun. Oh, and I found a glitch at the hospital...There's these two people in the corner, and if I rotated my camera back and forth they would disappear and reappear right in front of me. It was worse than a SA glitch. So far, GTA IV has some of the funniest stuff (but it still hasn't beaten the CJ on the mountain bike trick). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lugnut Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 "Mohammed, what the f*ck!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soton Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I found it hilarious when i heard a pedestrian say" sh*t, its a f*ckin terrorist! AHHH!!!". I'm not sure if he was referring to me or someone else, but it was a "LOL" moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinger Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I found it hilarious when i heard a pedestrian say" sh*t, its a f*ckin terrorist! AHHH!!!". I'm not sure if he was referring to me or someone else, but it was a "LOL" moment. HAH that reminds me of the time i was driving through the bowling alley thingy road and i almost hit a hobo and he said"holy sh*t dude,the flying saucers from nam are back,U GOTTA RUN'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjMiikkii Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 when u ring up a taxi from Roman and just listen to the indian guy talk on about how he gets pussy and "pleases the women" that he pickz up. that sh*t is hilarious and what this guy said. I loved the first cutscenes as well. "Roman, you fat f*ck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsthompson Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Did a car jacking and the owner of the car did not want to let go of the handle. So i took off going down the road as he was holding on and i introduced him to a light pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNikolaiBellicx Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I like the cutscene where you go to roman's cab depot and then you talk a bit and when you leave he picks up the ringing phone and says " Mohammed where the f*ck... Oh hi Mrs. Weinstock..." That made me lol so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gueu Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I've had lots of them but here's one: I was showing gta to a friend and i was on a side mission taking someone somewhere lol, anyway I was driving the car and when I reach a crossroad I hit an old lady in her belly. Her head hits the hood and she falls down(I laughed my ass off) and then another car (npc) was speeding and ran over the old lady's head. looooool I was gonna check if the was still alive and my friend says: she is definitly dead loool EDIT: another one: I highjacket a car and the guy whom the car belonged to tryed to get me out. I accelerated and he was still grabbing the door. I enter a crossroads and a police car hits him and he falls down looool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitoryu12 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 As I was exiting a [email protected] internet café, the door hit a passing pedestrian clean in the face, making him drop his umbrella and stumble backwards falling over a trashcan. It looked hilarious. The boss takes no sh*t, eh? I loved at the end of the date mission cutscene when Niko says, "And Roman, cousin.....you're a dick." Totally deadpan. It sounds like what I would say. In terms of gameplay, the best was when I was on the phone with Roman about me working for his taxi company. He's almost finished and as I'm crossing the street I get hit by a car at low speed and drop the phone. I then pulled the driver out and beat him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg17 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Bad Day for a car owner I was walking around taking in the view, when i decided to jack a Comet. I opened the door,pulled the guy who was driving it out. As i pulled him out, he stumbled, and got ran over by a police car. And if that wasnt bad enough, some biker guy comes up to him and beats the dump out of with a baseball bat. My Bad Mon I cheated to get a helicopter so i can shoot at people with the guns on it, well Lil Jacob calls me and asks me if i want to go play pool. I say yea, and i hopped in the chopper so i could get there faster. as i was about to land i jumped out and the chopper lands directly on Lil Jacob. On the screen flashes: LITTLE JACOB IS DEAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payne4You Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Probably playing Deal Breaker online with a bunch of people who have never played it so I figured I'd screw with them. I start cooking grenades and throwing them out of the window and yelling into the mic "sh*t guys theres people with RPG's on the roof!" of course I'm grouped with a bunch of kids who think they're gangsters so I get the response of "sh*t DOG, LETS BOUNCE YO DODGE THAT sh*t BRO!" Then I decide to let it go off in the car therefore killing everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuRRaYftw Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 (edited) GTA TV LOL! Some memorable shows/commercials: - REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS! - "John Hunter has lost an erection more than once and has disappointed his wife much like he will disappoint you." - "Back-to-back docu-dramas blaming liberals for EVERYTHING!" - Troy- "It's like a 6th grade circle jerk Malcolm..." Malcolm- "And we're back!" - Troy- "The crowd is in an uproar!" *Hear one person clapping* I've been watching for less than 5 minutes and I'm loving every second of it lol... Edited May 1, 2008 by MuRRaYftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoopaMan2K Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I was outside waiting on a cab. A couple were in their car at a red light when a Ambu truck came and hit them. The couple then got out their car and attacked the Ambu driver and his partner. The couple is winning the fight while the is on the scene. The police officers then arrested the boyfriend and took him to car, placed him in and drove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luger Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I car jacked a lady parked on the side of the road. I threw her body out of the car just as a f*cking big ass truck came by, and well, yea, I never saw her again, lol. Also, just a few minutes ago. A random taxi driver rear ended me, then got out and tried to fight me. I fought him for a bit, then I got bored and shot him dead. Literally four dudes jump out of random cars and start shooting me. I run for cover and stay there for awhile when I notice at least 2-3 more guys come running with pistols drawn, firing at the dudes in the street who are now ducking beneath their cars. The boom of a shotgun is soon heard and I see the ped nearest to me blown backwards into a hot dog stand. Sirens wail and three police cars show up and 6 cops join the gun battle. Meanwhile, I'm still watching from behind cover. The cops seem to be struggling to deal with the +10 civilians in the shootout, so I lean out and pop one of them in the road. My wanted level goes up to two stars and so I run down the sidewalk, round a corner, and to my amazement, there is a ped holding a shotgun behind a dumpster. As I run by, he pops up and one shots me, throwing my body against the pavement (I had low ass health). I just shook my head as the pedestrian ran from his cover towards the continued fighting in the street. It's amazing just to feel a part of something bigger than yourself in a game, you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadMeetsEvil Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I like Nikos conversations with Roman when they are drunk. And calling a cab when drunk is also sometimes funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambone2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Also, just a few minutes ago. A random taxi driver rear ended me, then got out and tried to fight me. I fought him for a bit, then I got bored and shot him dead. Literally four dudes jump out of random cars and start shooting me. I run for cover and stay there for awhile when I notice at least 2-3 more guys come running with pistols drawn, firing at the dudes in the street who are now ducking beneath their cars. The boom of a shotgun is soon heard and I see the ped nearest to me blown backwards into a hot dog stand. Sirens wail and three police cars show up and 6 cops join the gun battle. Meanwhile, I'm still watching from behind cover. The cops seem to be struggling to deal with the +10 civilians in the shootout, so I lean out and pop one of them in the road. My wanted level goes up to two stars and so I run down the sidewalk, round a corner, and to my amazement, there is a ped holding a shotgun behind a dumpster. As I run by, he pops up and one shots me, throwing my body against the pavement (I had low ass health). I just shook my head as the pedestrian ran from his cover towards the continued fighting in the street. It's amazing just to feel a part of something bigger than yourself in a game, you know? HOLY sh*t!!! THAT'S f*ckING GREAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luger Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I'm pretty sure if I had stuck around a little longer, NOOSE would have showed up. It just became such a big shootout from my little fender bender with the taxi cab... What a great game. Also, GO FLYERS!! UP 3-1 ON HABS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 funny part was the mission in the diner where i met the gay dude... niko : "so you still owe people money, right?" fag : "how do you know about that?" I press L1 niko stands up fag : "do you have a bad knee or something?" pull out the mac 10 and shoot the sh*t out of him, there was blood everywhere, all the peds inside were screaming it was so much fun xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuRRaYftw Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 hahahahaha just finished getting drunk headed across the street to the train station *barely* and headed for the stairs. was hilarious seeing me and roman tumbling down headfirst, hit a cop on the way down the first flight and he just walked around our drunk asses. i swear, they make more sense drunk then I do drunk -.^ funny ass convos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobdal Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I like the cutscene where you go to roman's cab depot and then you talk a bit and when you leave he picks up the ringing phone and says " Mohammed where the f*ck... Oh hi Mrs. Weinstock..." That made me lol so hard. Haha, I was gonna post that myself, I was laughing so hard at that. Roman and Niko play off each other really well, the humour, coupled with the brilliant voice acting, make the cut scenes in this game great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Bad Day for a car owner I was walking around taking in the view, when i decided to jack a Comet. I opened the door,pulled the guy who was driving it out. As i pulled him out, he stumbled, and got ran over by a police car. And if that wasnt bad enough, some biker guy comes up to him and beats the dump out of with a baseball bat. Thats great, made me laugh so much. I am sure i will have some funny things to tell when i get GTA4 Anyhow, in VC PS2 i was on the first island near the marina on a freeway, i lost control going fast and hit a power poll, it knocked me off infront of the bike, then the bike runs over my head and i die, while the screen started to fade the power poll fell on me and i had tire tracks over my body going from my groin to my head hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yiggs Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 My biggest lol moment so far was stopping on a bridge (didn't want to bump into cops) and a jogger running past. The dialog is funny as! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wutangblade Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Mine has to be when I picked up Michelle on a Freeway then her flying off the back of it cos I hit a car Or the mulltiplayer I played last night with just RPGs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums08 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The best moment so far is when i was on the run from the cops and i took out the rpg and blind fired only to have that f*cking thing ricochet off a pole then shoot strait up into the air where the unfortunate police helicopter was hovering...then it came crashing to the ground on top of the cop car a little ways infront of me, killing two cops....i couldnt believe it....i paused the game got up and walked off. It was just to f*cking ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivfreak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I got a 5-star wanted level and thought it would be funny to throw a molotov cocktail into the crowd of "n.o.o.s.e" officers. You should of seen them run lol Also hitting walls and seeing Niko fly through the windshield AND... the beating heart in the statue of happiness, thats awesome lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 So that annoyed you ? IF that happend to me i would of been like "HAHAHAHAHAA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko047vercetti Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Brucie is working out and tells Niko to punch him, to show off his abs! Niko does and injures Brucie; then in a show of strength, Brucie smacks his head against a wall and starts bleeding! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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