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Baseball Furie

My first post/thread on here.

 

Just wondered if you heard any awesome quotes in the game so far. If there is already a thread on this then sorry.

 

 

I seem to find everything that Little Jacob says to be hilairious.

 

 

Thoughts?

 

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Baseball Furie

Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance"

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Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance"

hahaha, yeah, when you have to do that mission. great quote. I love the quotes from Brucie (he's hilarious). Also Niko's response to Brucies shark testosteron pills. f*cking classic one. Niko: "Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass"

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Baseball Furie

"you with your inbred parents, I'm suprised you dont have 3 eyes, no balls and a club foot."

 

 

Packie to St.Michael biggrin.gif

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Baseball Furie

"From a time when Musicians could actually play like musical instruments and not dance like strippers, Only on JNR"

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1602McNeil5t douja
Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance"

hahaha, yeah, when you have to do that mission. great quote. I love the quotes from Brucie (he's hilarious). Also Niko's response to Brucies shark testosteron pills. f*cking classic one. Niko: "Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass"

"Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass"

 

 

lol picture Arnold Schwarzenegger sayin that sh*t biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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l1zardking

News reader on the radio about Romans flat / cab station burning down : "The Fire Brigade believe it was arson, when asked why they said 'people saw two guys throwing molotovs through the window' " Cracked me up biggrin.gif

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While being chased by a cop, he shouts "Stop! Or I'll shoot your tits off!!"

 

I thought that was hilarious.

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Niko: "You FIB?"

lol i laughed so much when i heard that.

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scalliano

These are from memory so if they're a bit wrong, be cool.

 

That camp bloke off "Fizz!" on WKTT: "Hey, I'm unique! No other celebrity commentator is camp, sassy and slightly bitchy!"

 

Dialling 911: "A basically trained paramedic will be dispatched to your location. Please have your insurance papers or credit card ready."

 

The "I'm Rich!" TV show: "Tired of all the 'Airhead' comments in the press, she bought a brain and had it installed in her rectum."

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Baseball Furie

PLR Radio station Clairvoyant.

 

"Your both say I hate you Your speaking in Polish but I know this because the spirit world translated it for me, I know this like the Hand of my Back now you are punching him (HELL YEH!) but know you hold him by the head (f*ck YEH!) And you are kissing him (WHAT!!) With his tongue deep inside your mouth, you are really enjoying it your hand is reaching for his groin (OH! GOD! NO f*ckING WAY!) Now he has his hands down your trousers, you are very engourged (ERGH!) You have done this before (ERGH!) But you can't help yourself, (OH MY GOD NO!) Oh yes, now you take it from the big man oh my goodness. Do you have a girlfriend? (YES YES I DO! OH THIS IS AWFUL!)"

 

 

 

And Roman's taxi driver "Get in you head dick"

 

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StanMarsh

I am reciting this from memory and my memory is poor, but it went something like this:

 

"We can choose what game to play, Niko Bellic, but we can not change the rules."

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GeneticallySuperior

SA had the best one, only heard it twice, "them white boys had me on crystal method."

 

Aside from that anything the police say is hilarious, "I've got the shot, I've got the shot." I think it's the tone of voice and the fact that I shoot them right after they say it.

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