Baseball Furie Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 My first post/thread on here. Just wondered if you heard any awesome quotes in the game so far. If there is already a thread on this then sorry. I seem to find everything that Little Jacob says to be hilairious. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimreaper1993 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 i cant even tell what lil jacob is saying lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball Furie Posted April 30, 2008 Author Share Posted April 30, 2008 lol I had to turn subtitles on. Only word I understand is Bloodclot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball Furie Posted April 30, 2008 Author Share Posted April 30, 2008 Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy018 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 HotDog vendor: "Bet you can't beat or meat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elim Rawne Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 "You can play the game, Niko Bellic, But you can't change the rules." Dimitri Rascalov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggyy Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance" hahaha, yeah, when you have to do that mission. great quote. I love the quotes from Brucie (he's hilarious). Also Niko's response to Brucies shark testosteron pills. f*cking classic one. Niko: "Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball Furie Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 "you with your inbred parents, I'm suprised you dont have 3 eyes, no balls and a club foot." Packie to St.Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball Furie Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 "From a time when Musicians could actually play like musical instruments and not dance like strippers, Only on JNR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1602McNeil5t douja Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Niko: "Back in Romania when I was stalking that girl I found 2 car length's was the appropriate Distance" hahaha, yeah, when you have to do that mission. great quote. I love the quotes from Brucie (he's hilarious). Also Niko's response to Brucies shark testosteron pills. f*cking classic one. Niko: "Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass" "Maybe you have too much of that bullshark testosteron up the ass" lol picture Arnold Schwarzenegger sayin that sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l1zardking Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 News reader on the radio about Romans flat / cab station burning down : "The Fire Brigade believe it was arson, when asked why they said 'people saw two guys throwing molotovs through the window' " Cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ey3con Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 While being chased by a cop, he shouts "Stop! Or I'll shoot your tits off!!" I thought that was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA:IV Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Niko: "You FIB?" lol i laughed so much when i heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalliano Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 These are from memory so if they're a bit wrong, be cool. That camp bloke off "Fizz!" on WKTT: "Hey, I'm unique! No other celebrity commentator is camp, sassy and slightly bitchy!" Dialling 911: "A basically trained paramedic will be dispatched to your location. Please have your insurance papers or credit card ready." The "I'm Rich!" TV show: "Tired of all the 'Airhead' comments in the press, she bought a brain and had it installed in her rectum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baseball Furie Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 PLR Radio station Clairvoyant. "Your both say I hate you Your speaking in Polish but I know this because the spirit world translated it for me, I know this like the Hand of my Back now you are punching him (HELL YEH!) but know you hold him by the head (f*ck YEH!) And you are kissing him (WHAT!!) With his tongue deep inside your mouth, you are really enjoying it your hand is reaching for his groin (OH! GOD! NO f*ckING WAY!) Now he has his hands down your trousers, you are very engourged (ERGH!) You have done this before (ERGH!) But you can't help yourself, (OH MY GOD NO!) Oh yes, now you take it from the big man oh my goodness. Do you have a girlfriend? (YES YES I DO! OH THIS IS AWFUL!)" And Roman's taxi driver "Get in you head dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanMarsh Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I am reciting this from memory and my memory is poor, but it went something like this: "We can choose what game to play, Niko Bellic, but we can not change the rules." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticallySuperior Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 SA had the best one, only heard it twice, "them white boys had me on crystal method." Aside from that anything the police say is hilarious, "I've got the shot, I've got the shot." I think it's the tone of voice and the fact that I shoot them right after they say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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