A Warning For When Playing GTA IV

[m0rgan]

I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he's talking bullsh*t, after a date you have two options "try your luck" or "say goodnight"... if you try you luck they invite you in for "coffee" and you hear them having sex. You don't f*ck anyone in the car other than prostitutes.

[Crazy Asian]

You may find it hard to believe I'm serious but I swear to god I am. I'm not the type to joke around.

You'd probably feel at home down south then.

[ChaseMeFaster]

I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he's talking bullsh*t, after a date you have two options "try your luck" or "say goodnight"... if you try you luck they invite you in for "coffee" and you hear them having sex. You don't f*ck anyone in the car other than prostitutes.

How dare you. I am not a liar.

 

If this keeps us I will leave this forum and I won't return.

[Public Enemy #1]

 

You contradicted the crap out of yourself

How so? For issues like this, it's not always black and white. I couldn't give two sh*ts about what sexuality YOU choose. Go f*ck a goat for all I care. But don't expect me to be openly accepting of your choices. You won't see me rubbing my heterosexuality in anyone's face, so why must gays do it? I don't care what people think about my sexuality. You shouldn't either. You're gay. Good for you. It seems as though you want a medal for it. See my point?

[m0rgan]

I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure he's talking bullsh*t, after a date you have two options "try your luck" or "say goodnight"... if you try you luck they invite you in for "coffee" and you hear them having sex. You don't f*ck anyone in the car other than prostitutes.

How dare you. I am not a liar.

 

If this keeps us I will leave this forum and I won't return.

I'll try it now (i haven't used the online dating so maybe you are telling the truth...) but i doubt it because all the times before they had sex in the house never in the car...

[Crazy Asian]

Public Enemy #1...wtf are you on? [edit] Oh wait...I think I know what your doing.

 

 

I will leave this forum and I won't return. 

PLEASE do.

[GTAser]

succesful troll is succesful

[AngerOfTheNorth]

Have you even watched Fox News? They have great music, great graphics, and hot anchors. 

 

Rebecca Gomez is a sex icon.

 

Ainsley Eardhant is a sex icon.

 

Harris Faulkner is a sex icon.

 

I could watch Fox News's foxy anchors all day. 

DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR TROLLING

 

stop trying

No, seriously, they don't. THAT'S what's so funny...

[ChaseMeFaster]

I am not a troll. I am not a troll.

[InFaDeLiTy]

To bad your gay enough to make something up like this.

[m0rgan]

I still think your bullsh*tting purely because dating doesn't work like that. Like i said you didn't mention anything about choosing to "chance your luck" or "say goodbye" you said they just did it. And if you had chosen one of the options they would of gone inside and had sex like every other time.

[Proximity]

and I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality.

Doesn't sound like it.

[BonezLiveJr]

 

LOL UR HILARIOUS!

[AnusMcGillicutty]

OP is pathetic.

 

Let's play a game, it's called 'which reply does not reek of repressed homosexuality.'

 

Option A: "I picked up a guy in GTA to see what happened, turns out they rubbed cocks. My sister walked in and now she thinks I'm gay, lol"

 

Option B: "Even though I'm TOTALLY STRAIGHT and NOT GAY, I asked a guy out, just so I could kill him later like a real Christian soldier. But before I could do anything, gay sex! I reeled in horror at the sight, not that I was looking because I am a real man not that there's anything wrong with gays or anything it's just that it's not right to be a fa**ot. While I was busy being genuinely disgusted, my sister walked in and inquired as to why I was a homo. My life is ruined!"

[jester7707]

I asked a guy out on Love Meet for sh*ts and giggles, I was planning to kill him after the date was over. When I dropped the other guy back at his house he didn't get out of the car but instead he climbed into Niko's lap and they starting f*cking like a pair of rabbits.

 

I didn't look but they even had their fronts together, I think it's disgusting they actually animate two men c*ckf*cking.

 

What's worse in that my sister walked in and asked me why I was watching gay porn.

 

 

As I was explaing the guy got out and Niko made a comment about how he had a big c*ck you should have seen my sisters face.

 

Then he went inside before I could kill him.

lmao thats the funniest sh*t I ever herd lmao ha ha

[voteneg]

 

I am a red blooded male who loves the ladies. 

-Thats what all the closeted guys say. Gay men like women to, they absolutely love to hang out with them and chit chat.

 

 

I play Grand Theft Auto - gay guys don't play Grand Theft Auto. They play with Barbies. 

-Tons of gay men are manlier than hell. Nothing says total dominance like contolling another man and "sticking" it to him.

 

 

I have brown hair. Gay guys have blonde hair. 

-Freddy Mercury a gay man was not in fact blonde.

And he was arguably the coolest gay man of them all.

 

 

I am a sincere Christian. Gay guys are not religious. 

-There are many gay men and women who are genuinely religious. And thats just Christianity... there's other religions too!

 

A google searc for "gay christian" turns up 1,980,000 hits. For a check at least ten pages in still return relevant finds.

 

 

My name is Chase, which is a very straight name. Gay guys have names like Julio. 

-apparently this kid disagrees...

 

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=21625854

 

 

I drive a black sedan. Gay guys drive small pink cars.

-The below link lists the top gay cars for each type of gay guy. I'd say there are several manly cars in there. Check it out.

 

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductrevi...topcars2008.htm

 

 

I am conservative. Gay guys are liberal.

-LogCabin Republicans a pro gay conservative group would like to disagree.

 

Also here's a few of the more recent gay conservative scandals that have happened.

 

Mark Foley

 

U.S. Representative

(September 28, 2006)

 

The Crime: Sending sexually laced, gramatically challenged instant messages and e-mails to teenaged boys in the Congressional page program for more than 10 years.

 

The Hypocrisy: Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. One of the foremost opponents of child pornography in the Senate.

 

The Quote: “get a ruler and measure it for me”

 

Video:

 

 

Ted Haggard

 

Leader of the National Association of Evangelicals

(November 2006)

 

The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.

 

The Hypocrisy: A powerful force in the evangelical movement, Haggard participated in weekly meetings with President George Bush and top advisors where he gave spiritual advice. He taught that homosexuality was an abomination and actively lobbied against gay rights.

 

The Quote: “I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.”

 

Video:

 

Larry Craig

 

U.S. Senator

Senate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign

(June 11, 2007)

 

The Crime: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom

 

The Hypocrisy: Craig twice voted against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage–a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.

 

The Quote: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

 

 

Video:

 

Bob Allen

 

Member of the Florida House of Representatives

Florida Chairman of John McCain’s Presidential Campaign

(July 11, 2007)

 

The Crime: Offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him in a men’s room in a public park. After being arrested, Allen tried to explain that he only offered to blow the cop because the cop was a “burly black man” and he “didn’t want to become a statistic.”

 

The Hypocrisy: Allen was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush’s friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state’s ban on gays adopting children, and he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for “offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts” such as indecent exposure.

 

The Quote: “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.”

 

Video:

 

Glenn Murphy Jr.

 

National Chairman of the Young Republicans

Chairman of the Clark County Republican Party

(July 28, 2007)

 

The Crime: Murphy got a fellow Young Republican drunk and then spent the night at his house. The other young man woke up in the middle of the night to find Murphy giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation. After this incident, a 1998 sexual battery report came to light in which Murphy was alleged to have done the exact same thing.

 

The Hypocrisy: Murphy was a well-paid political consultant for Republican candidates and often advised them to use gay marriage as a wedge issue to paint their opponents as out of touch with traditional values.

 

The Quote: “I was in the Sound of Music in High School…don’t ask” (from his now-defunct Myspace page.)

 

Video: No Video.

 

 

I am not into arts. Gay guys are.

-Music is considered part of "the arts," therefore you must not like music right? I'd argue video games are part of the arts too. Cause no straight man could ever enjoy the arts. Next time you see a f*cking painting I suggest you sheild your eyes lest you turn gay or something.

 

 

I do not wear women's clothing and do not wear make up unless it's guyliner which is acceptable for straight guys to use.

-Most gay men don't wear womans clothing either... why would they dress as a woman if they weren't interested in them in the first place? People who dress as women are transvestites or transsexuals... both of which can be either gay or straight.

 

 

I am not a homosexual. Case closed.

-Congratulations! You've gone out of your way to "prove" your not... which rises more suspicions that you actually are... and if not extremely homophobic discriminatory. Your pick...

 

 

I say let gay men be gay... that leaves more women for the straight ones right?

[Debo_Deuce]

You realize that you are gay now too that you saw that right?

No, I am NOT a homosexual. I am 100% straight and I am extremely comfortable with my sexuality.

 

Niko is not a homosexual either - It's up to you, and my Niko is straight like a proper man should be.

ya your niko is straight, thats why he was f*ckin a dude in his car

[freak2121]

Lol you got pwned

[cheeseheadbob]

WOW thats alot of evidence to back up his claim.

[mtradr43]

I am a red blooded male who loves the ladies. 

-Thats what all the closeted guys say. Gay men like women to, they absolutely love to hang out with them and chit chat.

 

 

I play Grand Theft Auto - gay guys don't play Grand Theft Auto. They play with Barbies. 

-Tons of gay men are manlier than hell. Nothing says total dominance like contolling another man and "sticking" it to him.

 

 

I have brown hair. Gay guys have blonde hair. 

-Freddy Mercury a gay man was not in fact blonde.

And he was arguably the coolest gay man of them all.

 

 

I am a sincere Christian. Gay guys are not religious. 

-There are many gay men and women who are genuinely religious. And thats just Christianity... there's other religions too!

 

A google searc for "gay christian" turns up 1,980,000 hits. For a check at least ten pages in still return relevant finds.

 

 

My name is Chase, which is a very straight name. Gay guys have names like Julio. 

-apparently this kid disagrees...

 

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=...ideoid=21625854

 

 

I drive a black sedan. Gay guys drive small pink cars.

-The below link lists the top gay cars for each type of gay guy. I'd say there are several manly cars in there. Check it out.

 

http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayproductrevi...topcars2008.htm

 

 

I am conservative. Gay guys are liberal.

-LogCabin Republicans a pro gay conservative group would like to disagree.

 

Also here's a few of the more recent gay conservative scandals that have happened.

 

Mark Foley

 

U.S. Representative

(September 28, 2006)

 

The Crime: Sending sexually laced, gramatically challenged instant messages and e-mails to teenaged boys in the Congressional page program for more than 10 years.

 

The Hypocrisy: Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. One of the foremost opponents of child pornography in the Senate.

 

The Quote: “get a ruler and measure it for me”

 

Video:

 

 

Ted Haggard

 

Leader of the National Association of Evangelicals

(November 2006)

 

The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.

 

The Hypocrisy: A powerful force in the evangelical movement, Haggard participated in weekly meetings with President George Bush and top advisors where he gave spiritual advice. He taught that homosexuality was an abomination and actively lobbied against gay rights.

 

The Quote: “I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.”

 

Video:

 

Larry Craig

 

U.S. Senator

Senate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign

(June 11, 2007)

 

The Crime: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom

 

The Hypocrisy: Craig twice voted against adding the words “sexual orientation” to the federal hate crimes law. Craig also voted to give states the right to refuse to recognize gay marriage–a right they already had, but the Senator wanted to really, really prove he didn’t like gay people.

 

The Quote: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

 

 

Video:

 

Bob Allen

 

Member of the Florida House of Representatives

Florida Chairman of John McCain’s Presidential Campaign

(July 11, 2007)

 

The Crime: Offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him in a men’s room in a public park. After being arrested, Allen tried to explain that he only offered to blow the cop because the cop was a “burly black man” and he “didn’t want to become a statistic.”

 

The Hypocrisy: Allen was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush’s friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state’s ban on gays adopting children, and he co-sponsored an unsuccessful bill that would have enhanced penalties for “offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts” such as indecent exposure.

 

The Quote: “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.”

 

Video:

 

Glenn Murphy Jr.

 

National Chairman of the Young Republicans

Chairman of the Clark County Republican Party

(July 28, 2007)

 

The Crime: Murphy got a fellow Young Republican drunk and then spent the night at his house. The other young man woke up in the middle of the night to find Murphy giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation. After this incident, a 1998 sexual battery report came to light in which Murphy was alleged to have done the exact same thing.

 

The Hypocrisy: Murphy was a well-paid political consultant for Republican candidates and often advised them to use gay marriage as a wedge issue to paint their opponents as out of touch with traditional values.

 

The Quote: “I was in the Sound of Music in High School…don’t ask” (from his now-defunct Myspace page.)

 

Video: No Video.

 

 

I am not into arts. Gay guys are.

-Music is considered part of "the arts," therefore you must not like music right? I'd argue video games are part of the arts too. Cause no straight man could ever enjoy the arts. Next time you see a f*cking painting I suggest you sheild your eyes lest you turn gay or something.

 

 

I do not wear women's clothing and do not wear make up unless it's guyliner which is acceptable for straight guys to use.

-Most gay men don't wear womans clothing either... why would they dress as a woman if they weren't interested in them in the first place? People who dress as women are transvestites or transsexuals... both of which can be either gay or straight.

 

 

I am not a homosexual. Case closed.

-Congratulations! You've gone out of your way to "prove" your not... which rises more suspicions that you actually are... and if not extremely homophobic discriminatory. Your pick...

 

 

I say let gay men be gay... that leaves more women for the straight ones right?

this is one of the best things ive ever read

[Crazy Asian]

Did you really have to quote the ENTIRE thing?

[LongDarkBlues]

I asked a guy out on Love Meet for sh*ts and giggles, I was planning to kill him after the date was over. When I dropped the other guy back at his house he didn't get out of the car but instead he climbed into Niko's lap and they starting f*cking like a pair of rabbits.

 

I didn't look but they even had their fronts together, I think it's disgusting they actually animate two men c*ckf*cking.

 

What's worse in that my sister walked in and asked me why I was watching gay porn.

 

 

As I was explaing the guy got out and Niko made a comment about how he had a big c*ck you should have seen my sisters face.

 

Then he went inside before I could kill him.

Get over it, you immature homophobe. I think it's disgusting people like you still exist - you're as bad as someone wishing CJ would get killed in San Andreas because he's black.

[AnusMcGillicutty]

 

WORDS WORDS WORDS

Bravo, sir.

[Mafioso86]

 

I asked a guy out on Love Meet for sh*ts and giggles, I was planning to kill him after the date was over. When I dropped the other guy back at his house he didn't get out of the car but instead he climbed into Niko's lap and they starting f*cking like a pair of rabbits.

 

hahahahahahaha.... that's hilarious, talk about karma; I think every gay person I know would find that story hilarious.

[Peter! At The Disco]

OMG

 

i didnt know Jack Thompson was posting on here

 

and i thought the other thread was bad

[Krambjorn]

haha I knew it all along that Niko was a pooftar

[voteneg]

oh. the OP was trying to illicit a reaction out of us. Pehaps I should have read through the entire thread before I posted another one of my "essay posts" as I like to call them.

 

Guess I jumped the gun a little...

[ryuclan]

I asked a guy out on Love Meet for sh*ts and giggles, I was planning to kill him after the date was over. When I dropped the other guy back at his house he didn't get out of the car but instead he climbed into Niko's lap and they starting f*cking like a pair of rabbits.

 

I didn't look but they even had their fronts together, I think it's disgusting they actually animate two men c*ckf*cking.

 

What's worse in that my sister walked in and asked me why I was watching gay porn.

 

 

As I was explaing the guy got out and Niko made a comment about how he had a big c*ck you should have seen my sisters face.

 

Then he went inside before I could kill him.

Ok so obviously the date went over pretty well. How are you and the new boyfriend doing. Are you still dating or was it like a O.N.S? Sounds like you guys had a helluva time either way.

 

 

Anyway if you think it was disgusting then why even try it out. It's obvious you were curious and you were rewarded for your curiosity....like it or not. lol this reminds me of a game of UNO me and some friends were playing. This guy came in and just started acting gay and he eventually said "Show me your cocks" we just lauged and told him to get the f*ck out. So he said we were boring and left. Well my friend says since he wanted so bad to see it, why not show him (ROFL) so he sends him a pic of it and the guy comes back later mad as f*ck. We just laughed even harder seeing how people can ask for something then get mad when they get it. Moral of the story....be careful what you wish for, you just might get it....

[whiskeypiss]

Last night I went out with my freinds to a club, we did nothing homosexual.

 

I am NOT a homosexual.

 

I am a red blooded male who loves the ladies.

 

I play Grand Theft Auto - gay guys don't play Grand Theft Auto. They play with Barbies.

 

I have brown hair. Gay guys have blonde hair.

 

I am a sincere Christian. Gay guys are not religious.

 

My name is Chase, which is a very straight name. Gay guys have names like Julio.

 

I drive a black sedan. Gay guys drive small pink cars.

 

I am conservative. Gay guys are liberal.

 

I am not into arts. Gay guys are.

 

I do not wear women's clothing and do not wear make up unless it's guyliner which is acceptable for straight guys to use.

 

I am not promiscious, there are many girls at my HS that I haven't done anything with. Guy guys are.

 

I watch Fox News. Gay guys watch CNN.

 

I am not a homosexual. Case closed.

AHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHHA

 

guyliner

 

yer not only simple minded and ignorant, you're a damn closet case in makeup

[Mafioso86]

Last night I went out with my freinds to a club, we did nothing homosexual.

 

I am NOT a homosexual. 

 

I am a red blooded male who loves the ladies. 

 

I play Grand Theft Auto - gay guys don't play Grand Theft Auto. They play with Barbies. 

 

I have brown hair. Gay guys have blonde hair. 

 

I am a sincere Christian. Gay guys are not religious. 

 

My name is Chase, which is a very straight name. Gay guys have names like Julio. 

 

I drive a black sedan. Gay guys drive small pink cars. 

 

I am conservative. Gay guys are liberal. 

 

I am not into arts. Gay guys are. 

 

I do not wear women's clothing and do not wear make up unless it's guyliner which is acceptable for straight guys to use. 

 

I am not promiscious, there are many girls at my HS that I haven't done anything with. Guy guys are. 

 

I watch Fox News. Gay guys watch CNN.

 

I am not a homosexual. Case closed.

AHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHHA

 

guyliner

 

yer not only simple minded and ignorant, you're a damn closet case in makeup

haha... yeah someone's a little insecure...

 

besides that Chase is not a gay man's name, but Julio is? What you smokin man? I know cold blooded vatos named Julio... Chase, that's like a pretty boy name.