ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Hi, im looking for a clan. A clan that will help me pay for the costs of a next gen console. in return for such a gracious favor, you will get the following- -my service as a monsterous force on mp -pictures of me with the console, smiling and giving the thumbs up -a loyal and dedicated member of your clan -a pen pal -some one who at some point will be making gta 4 movies which can be used to show off your bad ass clan -a steam account with the orange box, hl2dm, the ship, css, and dods -i will pray for good fortune on your behalf nightly -a certificate of my soul stamped with my blood and to help show how ill be a reconizable force on mp, ive been playing gta since the beginning. its coded in my dna. on sa mp, i could handle myself and some. and when it comes to gta 4, the mp is gonna be life. I will eat, sh*t, breathe, sleep gta 4 mp. Edited April 25, 2008 by ed_toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackery Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 lol fo' real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Do like everyone else and buy your own console. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 lol. oh yea. fo' real. but just help. and i will be worth it and if i dont live up to the expectation of my clan i will kill myself on camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poloclassic Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Youve lost your talking priveleges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 haha no i havent. i have no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 and i will be worth it and if i dont live up to the expectation of my clan i will kill myself on camera. Dude, I really hope you're not for real. If you are, you don't belong playing GTA IV, you belong wearing a straight jacket in a padded room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 i couldnt think of any other compensation for failing... ill eat dog food on camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste_01562 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 You would probly like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReevusGTA Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 thats desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 desperate times call for desperate measures, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste_01562 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 This some sort of joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 if it is, laugh it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ackery Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 your the only one who can put our minds at rest are you for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 are tits real? not all of em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReevusGTA Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 desperate times call for desperate measures, sir. maybe I would chip in a tenner if you ate a live animal on camera or something. something like a mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 i like mice to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllHailPopTarts Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 desperate times call for desperate measures, sir. maybe I would chip in a tenner if you ate a live animal on camera or something. something like a mouse. Yeah. Or ... Two girls, one cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 i hate doodoo too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!GaMeR! Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 this guy aint been slapped in 2 weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllHailPopTarts Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 i hate doodoo too much. But do you love GTA more than you hate doodoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 hmmm.... after much thought ive decided i really hate doo doo. maybe some other overly embarssing event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) hmmm.... after much thought ive decided i really hate doo doo. maybe some other overly embarssing event? Find a random dude, you have to blow each other, and I get to watch....then you have to go ass to mouth. Cookies for the first to refer the movie. ^^ Edited April 24, 2008 by Runey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 clerks II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReevusGTA Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 if you spank your mum on camera, and tell her shes naughty, I will give you some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_toast Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) no. yea you see those up there!?!? those cookies? huh? yea those are mine. Edited April 24, 2008 by ed_toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 ed_toast, The Liberty City Saints are willing to pay you 300 euro to join our Black Mass Division (Xbox 360) as we are short on members in that area. Will you accept our generous offer? PM me straight away for contract details which will include fringe benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReevusGTA Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 ed_toast, The Liberty City Saints are willing to pay you 300 euro to join our Black Mass Division (Xbox 360) as we are short on members in that area. Will you accept our generous offer? PM me straight away for contract details which will include fringe benefits. NO f*ckING WAY??? I spose we are an immense crew. but still, atleast make him do something on camera, I suggest my idea above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 ed_toast, The Liberty City Saints are willing to pay you 300 euro to join our Black Mass Division (Xbox 360) as we are short on members in that area. Will you accept our generous offer? PM me straight away for contract details which will include fringe benefits. NO f*ckING WAY??? I spose we are an immense crew. but still, atleast make him do something on camera, I suggest my idea above. I'm a bit drunk now so no offense intended...but who are you and when did you join the Saints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Dude, I really hope you're not for real. If you are, you don't belong playing GTA IV, you belong wearing a straight jacket in a padded room. Come on Runey. You know he's just f*cking around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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