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To those planning on persudading shop assistants


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I'm getting tired of hearing this, so i thought i'd clear it up in hopes it'll cut it out, i doubt it will, because most people are too ignorant to listen, but here goes.

 

While i understand your reasoning, you are NOT going to be able to persuade any store worker to sell you the game early, no matter how stupid or old they are.

 

All supermarkets and retail chains have staff briefings and a copy of said briefing that goes onto the staff wall which employees must read before work. Not to mention the fact that store employees talk all day long and word will have gotten around weeks ago about what's going on.

 

The staff will be VERY aware they are not allowed to sell the game before it's big launch on the 29th. And in most cases, the games won't be with the rest of the copies just lying around. They'll be boxed up and locked away.

 

The only way this would happen is if it's a small business owner with no regard for the law. In which case it won't take any persuading, just knowing someone like this.

 

Flame away but i'm right.

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all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

" i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me"

 

Nice save blush.gif

 

all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

your an idiot, it doesnt matter what people look like, or how attractive they are

 

they are employees they know the rules, and they will not sell it to you so just give up

 

and plus thats called "solicitation", its a criminal offence you idiot

 

all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

your an idiot, it doesnt matter what people look like, or how attractive they are

 

they are employees they know the rules, and they will not sell it to you so just give up

 

and plus thats called "solicitation", its a criminal offence you idiot

i take it you were unfortunate enough to be born without a sense of humour...or are you one of those ''oh im far to mature to laugh at that'' kinda people?

 

well pull the stick out your arse and join in the giggles

all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

your an idiot, it doesnt matter what people look like, or how attractive they are

 

they are employees they know the rules, and they will not sell it to you so just give up

 

and plus thats called "solicitation", its a criminal offence you idiot

i take it you were unfortunate enough to be born without a sense of humour...or are you one of those ''oh im far to mature to laugh at that'' kinda people?

 

well pull the stick out your arse and join in the giggles

QFT

 

While this is how its SUPPOSED to be, but there are always exceptions.

Haha I actually tried to do this the other day when I was paying off my pre-order. I was like so yall already got them in the back right. And it was a girl working and she told me Yea you know we do. So i said well can i go ahead and get mine, and she said You're not that cute, I just laughed cause she was ugly herself, Just thought i'd give it a try

Psyclon_Nine
Haha I actually tried to do this the other day when I was paying off my pre-order. I was like so yall already got them in the back right. And it was a girl working and she told me Yea you know we do. So i said well can i go ahead and get mine, and she said You're not that cute, I just laughed cause she was ugly herself, Just thought i'd give it a try

Awesome.

 

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ill get it saturday no need too go too any big chain stores with stupid rules there is a small shop up the block getting copys saturday

is the shop your getting it from actually getting it on Saturday or do they already have it?

 

all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

" i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me"

 

Nice save blush.gif

 

 

HAHA biggrin.gif

whats with idiots without game?

 

 

 

toys r us WILL leak the game....doesnt get much larger than that does it? the game WILL be leaked early, just like ALL other games got leaked early. ive seen it happen with EVERY major game released so far.

You think shops didnt have briefings for things like harry potter and halo?That didnt stop some dumb employee putting those items out for sale early.Places will sell the game early,the majority of them will not.....

AllHailPopTarts
Haha I actually tried to do this the other day when I was paying off my pre-order. I was like so yall already got them in the back right. And it was a girl working and she told me Yea you know we do. So i said well can i go ahead and get mine, and she said You're not that cute, I just laughed cause she was ugly herself, Just thought i'd give it a try

I would've served some ugly bitch up some man-sausage to et GTA early. I mean ... I would've kicked her fat ass out the door right afterworlds so I could get to playin' though ...

whats with idiots without game?

 

 

 

toys r us WILL leak the game....doesnt get much larger than that does it? the game WILL be leaked early, just like ALL other games got leaked early. ive seen it happen with EVERY major game released so far.

ya but who wants to go into Toys R Us. I went in there a year ago and it felt strange. I'm in my 20s, so they probably thought I was a petifile or something. I rather wait a few days then go into one of those stores. Great when i was a kid, but its freaky.

Well the manager of the entertainment dept. in the store I work is refusing to release them early. I was stood outside the storage room today where there were boxes and boxes of GTA all ready to go on sale. Gutting.

 

I've also been told there's gonna be a £20,000 fine to the store if it's found they've been releasing early. Dunno how they'd enforce this but it aint the first time they've done it apparently (happend with Halo 3).

Big Chicken Pie
Haha I actually tried to do this the other day when I was paying off my pre-order.  I was like so yall already got them in the back right.  And it was a girl working and she told me Yea you know we do.  So i said well can i go ahead and get mine, and she said You're not that cute, I just laughed cause she was ugly herself, Just thought i'd give it a try

I would've served some ugly bitch up some man-sausage to et GTA early. I mean ... I would've kicked her fat ass out the door right afterworlds so I could get to playin' though ...

hahaha, quality

 

sillydude17
all you got to do is find a really geeky older employee who is definitely a virgin and bribe them with sex with someone really attractive... i mean i'm not a virgin but i think that would work for me

your an idiot, it doesnt matter what people look like, or how attractive they are

 

they are employees they know the rules, and they will not sell it to you so just give up

 

and plus thats called "solicitation", its a criminal offence you idiot

Now for saying that you must be a virgin

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