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This topic for people who will wont be able to play IV within the first week of release and why?

 

ME, Im in college and my ps3 is connected to my dad's sweet HD home theatre which is back home, and Im going to this huge event at UCSB that weekend (should be a lot of alchohol, girls, drugs, and sun) and so i have to wait another week to go back home the 9th of may :facepalm:

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are you saying that you'd rather be playing GTA IV instead of Drinkin Alco, f*cking Girls, Smokin Weed in the sun?

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are you saying that you'd rather be playing GTA IV instead of Drinkin Alco, f*cking Girls, Smokin Weed in the sun?

I would.

 

I have a girlfriend i can "see" whenever i want, i don't drink or do drugs. smile.gif

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Yeah I I'm moving (by road) so I probably won't be able to buy my GTA and Xbox till the 10th or something, then probably play it by the 13th. Motherf*cking terrorist warnings f*ck everything up!

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buy some cheap tv tuner (such as Gamebridge). so you can use your laptop or desktop in your dorm as a monitor. that's what I did.

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are you saying that you'd rather be playing GTA IV instead of Drinkin Alco, f*cking Girls, Smokin Weed in the sun?

no not all, but its just kind of a dissappointment and i drink and get pussey more often than a new gta comes out but my dick is telling me to do the right thing lol

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This is a good thread for me to come in and laugh at people. Then again, I'm the kind of idiot who passed up a chance to bang a somewhat fat chick outside her parents' house tonight so I could stay home and play Pokemans, so... Feel free to laugh back.

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This is a good thread for me to come in and laugh at people. Then again, I'm the kind of idiot who passed up a chance to bang a somewhat fat chick outside her parents' house tonight so I could stay home and play Pokemans, so... Feel free to laugh back.

pft.......bastard icon13.gif

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This is a good thread for me to come in and laugh at people. Then again, I'm the kind of idiot who passed up a chance to bang a somewhat fat chick outside her parents' house tonight so I could stay home and play Pokemans, so... Feel free to laugh back.

You loved that somewhat fat chick.

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This is a good thread for me to come in and laugh at people. Then again, I'm the kind of idiot who passed up a chance to bang a somewhat fat chick outside her parents' house tonight so I could stay home and play Pokemans, so... Feel free to laugh back.

laugh at you? You may not have survived if you had gone through with it. Recent studies indicate that 64% of men who have sex with fat women die due to getting stuck in their fat rolls and suffocating

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This topic for people who will wont be able to play IV within the first week of release and why?

 

ME, Im in college and my ps3 is connected to my dad's sweet HD home theatre which is back home, and Im going to this huge event at UCSB that weekend (should be a lot of alchohol, girls, drugs, and sun) and so i have to wait another week to go back home the 9th of may :facepalm:

Don't be silly... quit life as I have, and continue to play great big games all day everyday, untill you end up with nothing. icon14.gif

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I should clarify. She isn't actually fat. Just a bit chubby. Kind of in a nice way, though. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

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In my defense, I did have the sh*ts all day today. The pasty, peanut buttery kind. So I wasn't feeling up to it anyway.

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Not playing IV untill........never(or 4 years) cryani.gif

Why? Or are you just joking?

It's the truth, a console or a new pc is too expensive for my family cryani.gif

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This topic for people who will wont be able to play IV within the first week of release and why?

 

ME, Im in college and my ps3 is connected to my dad's sweet HD home theatre which is back home, and Im going to this huge event at UCSB that weekend (should be a lot of alchohol, girls, drugs, and sun) and so i have to wait another week to go back home the 9th of may :facepalm:

Don't be silly... quit life as I have, and continue to play great big games all day everyday, untill you end up with nothing. icon14.gif

ok...ill do that right away..... sarcasm.gif

 

pokemon or fat chick.....hmmm....choose the best of two evils lol

have a cookie so u guys can be a fat couple cookie.gif

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I should clarify. She isn't actually fat. Just a bit chubby. Kind of in a nice way, though. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

user posted image

 

 

In my defense, I did have the sh*ts all day today. The pasty, peanut buttery kind. So I wasn't feeling up to it anyway.

wow pics and did happen? never seen it work that way before. But pokemans have nothing on womans, shes not bad at all

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Not playing IV untill........never(or 4 years) cryani.gif

Why? Or are you just joking?

It's the truth, a console or a new pc is too expensive for my family cryani.gif

Damn, that sucks.

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I should clarify. She isn't actually fat. Just a bit chubby. Kind of in a nice way, though. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

user posted image

 

 

In my defense, I did have the sh*ts all day today. The pasty, peanut buttery kind. So I wasn't feeling up to it anyway.

ya she aint huge, just dim the lights and doggiestyle but no eye contact ahaha just messin, is she ur wife cause she has a ring on her wedding figure

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I should clarify. She isn't actually fat. Just a bit chubby. Kind of in a nice way, though. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

user posted image

 

 

In my defense, I did have the sh*ts all day today. The pasty, peanut buttery kind. So I wasn't feeling up to it anyway.

OMG, MAN THE HARPOONS!

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ya she aint huge, just dim the lights and doggiestyle but no eye contact ahaha just messin, is she ur wife cause she has a ring on her wedding figure

You know, I noticed that as well. We're not even officially together. She's rather obviously thinking that, but she's pretty much too dumb for me to be interested in other than physically. I can't say whether she always wore a ring on that finger or just after we started hanging out, though. Either way I find it funny and not at all an indication that she's insane and should be avoided at all costs.

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ya she aint huge, just dim the lights and doggiestyle but no eye contact ahaha just messin, is she ur wife cause she has a ring on her wedding figure

You know, I noticed that as well. We're not even officially together. She's rather obviously thinking that, but she's pretty much too dumb for me to be interested in other than physically. I can't say whether she always wore a ring on that finger or just after we started hanging out, though. Either way I find it funny and not at all an indication that she's insane and should be avoided at all costs.

i would bail, u dont need a physcho bitch, ur hand is better than getting stalked/killed by her in the future

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ya she aint huge, just dim the lights and doggiestyle but no eye contact ahaha just messin, is she ur wife cause she has a ring on her wedding figure

You know, I noticed that as well. We're not even officially together. She's rather obviously thinking that, but she's pretty much too dumb for me to be interested in other than physically. I can't say whether she always wore a ring on that finger or just after we started hanging out, though. Either way I find it funny and not at all an indication that she's insane and should be avoided at all costs.

i would bail, u dont need a physcho bitch, ur hand is better than getting stalked/killed by her in the future

Normally I'd agree, but I'm going to Iraq later this year and all I'll have is the hand, so I wanna capitalize on the real deal while I can still. I'm thinking it would just be wise to take care of business away from home, though, so she doesn't know where I live or anything. If and when worse comes to worst, just gotta change my phone number and I'll be right as rain.

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f*ck! Sick, f*cking sick! Don't you ever f*cking post f*cking kiddy f*cking porn in my f*cking presence again!

You sick twisted 15year old f*cking f*ck!

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slick_j_2002
f*ck! Sick, f*cking sick! Don't you ever f*cking post f*cking kiddy f*cking porn in my f*cking presence again!

You sick twisted 15year old f*cking f*ck!

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She's 20.

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ya she aint huge, just dim the lights and doggiestyle but no eye contact ahaha just messin, is she ur wife cause she has a ring on her wedding figure

You know, I noticed that as well. We're not even officially together. She's rather obviously thinking that, but she's pretty much too dumb for me to be interested in other than physically. I can't say whether she always wore a ring on that finger or just after we started hanging out, though. Either way I find it funny and not at all an indication that she's insane and should be avoided at all costs.

i would bail, u dont need a physcho bitch, ur hand is better than getting stalked/killed by her in the future

Normally I'd agree, but I'm going to Iraq later this year and all I'll have is the hand, so I wanna capitalize on the real deal while I can still. I'm thinking it would just be wise to take care of business away from home, though, so she doesn't know where I live or anything. If and when worse comes to worst, just gotta change my phone number and I'll be right as rain.

sounds like that should work out fine, just change ur # once u get back, but ya maybe u l get some iraqi girls ahaha can u say unibrow

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f*ck! Sick, f*cking sick! Don't you ever f*cking post f*cking kiddy f*cking porn in my f*cking presence again!

You sick twisted 15year old f*cking f*ck!

lol.gif

 

She's 20.

Oh, my bad.

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slick_j_2002

From what I hear, donkeys are a better option over there than the women... I mean, hell, I'll try anything once...

 

And no prob, beardy. She definitely looks young. At her parents' house there's a bunch of pictures of her on the wall from every year from like first grade to her senior year. She still looks the same as she did in like 7th grade... With a bit more cushion, anyway.

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I should clarify. She isn't actually fat. Just a bit chubby. Kind of in a nice way, though. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

user posted image

 

 

In my defense, I did have the sh*ts all day today. The pasty, peanut buttery kind. So I wasn't feeling up to it anyway.

OMG, MAN THE HARPOONS!

i cant see her face.....does it look like this:

user posted image

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