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LCS Sayings Thread


xNamexTakenx
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xNamexTakenx

Everybody knows the deal. Its just like the other topics in the other forums. Just say which saying from LCS is your favourite. Or simply just post a few that you remember that NPCs (Such as peds/characters), Toni or the LCPD say. Ready? Go! I'll name a few:

 

"This is Toni Cipriani, kicking your ass" - Toni

"I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" - Fat guy

"C'mon, I've got shopping to do!" - Black lady

"Woah! Pickpocket!" - Hobo

"Almost got his wallet" - Black guy

"Everytime your gun goes off, I do too" - Young girl

"I wish I had a nail file" - Young girl

"There must be a Burger Shot around here somewhere" - Fat guy

 

How many can you think of?

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"Ooh, harder" Short, Fat Lady

"Headshot!" LCPD Officer

"I'm aiming for his balls" LCPD Officer

 

He only says that line above when you have a wanted level and the fact that he stretches out the regular pronunciation of balls makes it more funny.

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xNamexTakenx

"Shoot the cripple!" - LCPD

"Watch your pickpocket son" (Or something like that) - Black guy

"Wanna dance, pretty boy?" - Sindacco goon

"Bada bing bada boom!" - Yardie goon

"Damn, son!" - Black guy

"Punch me harder harder!" - Young girl

"Throw your hands everywhere!" - Young girl

"Don't grope me, I'm a man" - Guy with blue shirt

"Get off me, I'm trying to get rich here" - Guy with blue shirt

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"I've got a cock massage in 5 minutes!" - Random ped

"No finance, no romance!" - Hooker (My personal fave tounge.gif )

"I should go back to strippin'" - Hooker

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  • 2 weeks later...
xNamexTakenx

Oh yeah! I forgot one! "I'll squash you like a turd!" - Fat Guy (That's probably my second fave. icon14.gif )

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  • 1 month later...
Flesh-n-Bone

It's great thread.

My favorite quote: "Hurry up! I'm late for a swingin' party." - Salvatore or it sounds like him.

I also like when Salvatore says "I was playing dumb when your mother was turning tricks."

 

The funniest quotes have to be from Contra-Banned.

 

"f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria

"f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal

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Killer.Khan

Toni - "This sh*thole is supposed to be my home?"

Reni Wassulmaier - "I hate the internet, I like the inter-sex"

Salvatore - "It's over for guys like me and you"

Sindacco Thug - "Hey look, a dollar (before being run over)"

Salvatore - "f*ck me? f*ck you! In fact, everyone has!"

Toni - "You say jump, I say screw you"

7 Year Old Girl (Radio Caller) - Lazlow, do you know what "Fu*k me harder" means?

Toni - "O'Donnovan is a communist"

Toni - " Well how do I know I ain't about to be shaken down by every dirty cop from here to Vice City?"

Toni - " Listen you babbling c**k sucker, what in God's name is wrong?

DJ Panjit Gavaskar - " I feel in a past life, I was in Liberty City... But... Maybe in the future? Oh no... I think this hummus has gone bad... I do not usually see tracers... Bollocks!"

 

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I second this quote...

 

"I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" I lol everytime I hear that.

 

But most of my favorites come from LCFR

 

"Lazlow your show sucks!" The guy that talks about eating people on Chatterbox.

 

"You f****n' suck." Same guy.

 

"Yeah we don't really have a cyber closet."

"Ha yes we do it's called the web!" The Electron Zone

 

 

"Dicky I'm so pissed at you!"

"Who are you talking to, your trousers?" Coc N Vin (sp?)

 

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"f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria

"f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal

Yup that's my favorite too. It's also my favorite cutscene in the game.

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Killer.Khan

I can see why. Another funny one was "I've never met a women with hydraulic underpants".

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Flesh-n-Bone
"f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria

"f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal

Yup that's my favorite too. It's also my favorite cutscene in the game.

There's another funny line, "Why the f*ck would I wanna touch you? I don't like used goods."

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Also, "I don't enjoy public toilets."

 

IDK what my fave is. The quotes from VCS pwn.

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Flesh-n-Bone
Also, "I don't enjoy public toilets."

 

IDK what my fave is. The quotes from VCS pwn.

LOL yeah, VCS has a bunch of funny quotes.

"Do you call the accountant 'baby'?" -Vic

"I don't get it, how is stealin' one dumb car gonna make us rich." -Vic

"One more Lance Vance chance." -Lance

 

LMAO it's f*cking hilarious there.

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"What kind of a radio station guy is called Cousin Ed? Pfft... if you were my cousin, I'd never sleep with you." -Caller from V-Rock.

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I know this is LCS thread but seeing as how others are posting ones form VCS I have to do it.

 

V-Rock

 

Cousin Ed: "Yeah breakin the chains! I keep Lazlow tied to a chain in the corner so he doesn't ruin my show...or grab my ass."

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  • 8 years later...
Marcos Bellic

"Ladies and gentlemen, Paulie Sindacco has left the building" - Toni Cipriani

"You want some more, asshead?" - Toni Cipriani

"f*ck me? f*ck YOU! In fact, everyone has!" - Sal

"This is Toni Cipriani kicking your asses! Remember that name fish heads!" - Toni Cipriani

"Now c'mon, Toni, take a drive with me... we're gonna meet your old friends, the Sindaccos." - Ray

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"Ladies and gentlemen, Paulie Sindacco has left the building"

"The Leones run this city - nobody else! You hear me you Sindacco f*cks?!"

"We all want peace, but my peace not their f*cking peace! I told them to go f*ck themselves"

"Adapt and survive, Cipriani, adapt and survive"

"You say jump I saw screw you"

"Every dog has his day"

 

And of course.

 

"I got a date with a cheese deluxe!"

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