xNamexTakenx Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Everybody knows the deal. Its just like the other topics in the other forums. Just say which saying from LCS is your favourite. Or simply just post a few that you remember that NPCs (Such as peds/characters), Toni or the LCPD say. Ready? Go! I'll name a few: "This is Toni Cipriani, kicking your ass" - Toni "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" - Fat guy "C'mon, I've got shopping to do!" - Black lady "Woah! Pickpocket!" - Hobo "Almost got his wallet" - Black guy "Everytime your gun goes off, I do too" - Young girl "I wish I had a nail file" - Young girl "There must be a Burger Shot around here somewhere" - Fat guy How many can you think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashon. Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "Ooh, harder" Short, Fat Lady "Headshot!" LCPD Officer "I'm aiming for his balls" LCPD Officer He only says that line above when you have a wanted level and the fact that he stretches out the regular pronunciation of balls makes it more funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNamexTakenx Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 "Shoot the cripple!" - LCPD "Watch your pickpocket son" (Or something like that) - Black guy "Wanna dance, pretty boy?" - Sindacco goon "Bada bing bada boom!" - Yardie goon "Damn, son!" - Black guy "Punch me harder harder!" - Young girl "Throw your hands everywhere!" - Young girl "Don't grope me, I'm a man" - Guy with blue shirt "Get off me, I'm trying to get rich here" - Guy with blue shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASA_passer Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 "Hurry up im late for a swingin party!" - ? "Are you alone sugar?" - h00ker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNamexTakenx Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 "I've got a cock massage in 5 minutes!" - Random ped "No finance, no romance!" - Hooker (My personal fave ) "I should go back to strippin'" - Hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joniboni94 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hurry up! I've got houses to sell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNamexTakenx Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 Oh yeah! I forgot one! "I'll squash you like a turd!" - Fat Guy (That's probably my second fave. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 It's great thread. My favorite quote: "Hurry up! I'm late for a swingin' party." - Salvatore or it sounds like him. I also like when Salvatore says "I was playing dumb when your mother was turning tricks." The funniest quotes have to be from Contra-Banned. "f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria "f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer.Khan Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Toni - "This sh*thole is supposed to be my home?" Reni Wassulmaier - "I hate the internet, I like the inter-sex" Salvatore - "It's over for guys like me and you" Sindacco Thug - "Hey look, a dollar (before being run over)" Salvatore - "f*ck me? f*ck you! In fact, everyone has!" Toni - "You say jump, I say screw you" 7 Year Old Girl (Radio Caller) - Lazlow, do you know what "Fu*k me harder" means? Toni - "O'Donnovan is a communist" Toni - " Well how do I know I ain't about to be shaken down by every dirty cop from here to Vice City?" Toni - " Listen you babbling c**k sucker, what in God's name is wrong? DJ Panjit Gavaskar - " I feel in a past life, I was in Liberty City... But... Maybe in the future? Oh no... I think this hummus has gone bad... I do not usually see tracers... Bollocks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJIII Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 (edited) I second this quote... "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" I lol everytime I hear that. But most of my favorites come from LCFR "Lazlow your show sucks!" The guy that talks about eating people on Chatterbox. "You f****n' suck." Same guy. "Yeah we don't really have a cyber closet." "Ha yes we do it's called the web!" The Electron Zone "Dicky I'm so pissed at you!" "Who are you talking to, your trousers?" Coc N Vin (sp?) Edited July 3, 2008 by PJIII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Vega-- Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria"f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal Yup that's my favorite too. It's also my favorite cutscene in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer.Khan Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I can see why. Another funny one was "I've never met a women with hydraulic underpants". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mcreary Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 LCPD: " SHUTUP AND DIE YOU EVIL BASTERD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "f*ck you Salvatore Leone. You no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."- Maria"f*ck me, f*ck YOU, IN FACT EVERYONE HAS." -Sal Yup that's my favorite too. It's also my favorite cutscene in the game. There's another funny line, "Why the f*ck would I wanna touch you? I don't like used goods." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Also, "I don't enjoy public toilets." IDK what my fave is. The quotes from VCS pwn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flesh-n-Bone Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Also, "I don't enjoy public toilets." IDK what my fave is. The quotes from VCS pwn. LOL yeah, VCS has a bunch of funny quotes. "Do you call the accountant 'baby'?" -Vic "I don't get it, how is stealin' one dumb car gonna make us rich." -Vic "One more Lance Vance chance." -Lance LMAO it's f*cking hilarious there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "What kind of a radio station guy is called Cousin Ed? Pfft... if you were my cousin, I'd never sleep with you." -Caller from V-Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJIII Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 I know this is LCS thread but seeing as how others are posting ones form VCS I have to do it. V-Rock Cousin Ed: "Yeah breakin the chains! I keep Lazlow tied to a chain in the corner so he doesn't ruin my show...or grab my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcos Bellic Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) "Ladies and gentlemen, Paulie Sindacco has left the building" - Toni Cipriani "You want some more, asshead?" - Toni Cipriani "f*ck me? f*ck YOU! In fact, everyone has!" - Sal "This is Toni Cipriani kicking your asses! Remember that name fish heads!" - Toni Cipriani "Now c'mon, Toni, take a drive with me... we're gonna meet your old friends, the Sindaccos." - Ray Edited December 8, 2016 by Marcos Bellic Lancerator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancerator Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 (edited) "Ladies and gentlemen, Paulie Sindacco has left the building" "The Leones run this city - nobody else! You hear me you Sindacco f*cks?!" "We all want peace, but my peace not their f*cking peace! I told them to go f*ck themselves" "Adapt and survive, Cipriani, adapt and survive" "You say jump I saw screw you" "Every dog has his day" And of course. "I got a date with a cheese deluxe!" Edited December 8, 2016 by Still Madd Marcos Bellic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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