What is the world coming to?

[GrandTheftWalrus]

I just got out of prison for stealing San Andreas a week before release.

 

I got charged for Grand Theft Grand Theft Auto.

Are you being serious?

are you serious thinking he's serious?

[josh995]

Mods. Where are the mods.

 

Mods? Hello mods? Mods where are you?

 

Can we please lock this topic mods? It's off topic! MODS! WHERE ARE YOU!?

[j wheazy]

also, you didnt answer my question....did you really need to flip burgers to figure out how to install cameras in bumpers?    haha now thats the joke

 

 

 

 

how about this...instead of flipping burgers like a moron, you could have gone straight into installing cameras when you were a teenager as an apprentice. imagine how much MORE of a company you could have if you were in the business for over 10 years by the time you turn 26?

Oh. My. God.

 

Ok, that's just like me saying, "Ok, instead of STARTING A CAREER PATH, you can go straight up, and be the president of the United States!"

 

What you said is INDICATIVE of a child. You're not who you say you are. If you were, you'd know that THE WORLD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

im simply saying, you dont need to work at a crap job to "start a career path"

 

 

you want to start a career path, then you go to the lowest position in that career......flipping burgers isnt a career path, unless you plan on owning a mcdonalds when youre older

 

 

 

you want to start a career, like installing cameras in bumpers for example....then you go to that camera installation when youre 16 & you get a job there....and more than likely, youre going to get paid a little more than minimum wage too.

 

 

 

i learned how to save money from my parents & school, i didnt need to flip burgers to learn that....

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Mods. Where are the mods.

 

Mods? Hello mods? Mods where are you?

 

Can we please lock this topic mods? It's off topic! MODS! WHERE ARE YOU!?

this topic is nowhere near lockable, nobody's flaming, nobody's really going off on each other. so why should a reasonable argument be silenced?

[tommyt1982]

Ok we are all quickly leaving the beaten track. I started this topic for novel ideas of how to get somebody to steal a copy of GTA so I (and anyone else who is interested) could see game play, because I am impatient. I did not start this topic to read about whose house is bigger, whose wife is fitter, whose cock is larger and whose dad is stronger.

 

Can we please get back to the point - Like Mr Diceman - who has some lovely skaghead friends who may be willing to steal for him. Now that's a plan.

[josh995]

 

you want to start a career path, then you go to the lowest position in that career......flipping burgers isnt a career path, unless you plan on owning a mcdonalds when youre older

 

 

 

you want to start a career, like installing cameras in bumpers for example....then you go to that camera installation when youre 16 & you get a job there....and more than likely, youre going to get paid a little more than minimum wage too.

 

 

 

i learned how to save money from my parents & school, i didnt need to flip burgers to learn that....

Dude, it doesn't work like that.

 

I know McDonalds isn't a lifelong career, but it is A CAREER PATH. It's called, STARTING YOUR CAREER PATH.

 

You work at McDonalds for a year. Then you go apply somewhere else, say... Walmart. They see you have experience from your previous job, and hire you. Then you go get a job somewhere like.... Oh, I don't know, a high end clothing store, because they see you have 2 previous experiences with having a job, and holding it down pretty good.

 

And THEN you can go get a job installing cameras in bumpers.

 

 

If 2 people came to me wanting a job, and one had work experience, and the other didn't have any at all, I'd hire the one with work experience, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. That's how jobs work, you idiot.

 

Walrus, this topic is the epitome of lock.

 

Is this a forum devoted to people discussing how to get a job? Didn't think so.

[j wheazy]

Mods. Where are the mods.

 

Mods? Hello mods? Mods where are you?

 

Can we please lock this topic mods? It's off topic! MODS! WHERE ARE YOU!?

this topic is nowhere near lockable, nobody's flaming, nobody's really going off on each other. so why should a reasonable argument be silenced?

i dont feel like its nasty in here. im not offended at all. just diferent opinions on what responsibility is, thats all.

 

 

no need to run & tell our parents is there?

 

 

 

sell the game to your friends, risk losing your worthless. minimum wage job ASAP......then upload the game via torrent system please....thanks very much

 

 

now were back on track folks

 

 

 

 

[Deipnosophist]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

[josh995]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

Thank you so very much.

 

[GrandTheftWalrus]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

poetry.

[j wheazy]

im sorry josh, but youre confused into thinking that you HAVE to work at some crap multi national corperation to start your CAREER PATH

 

 

 

i started working for a construction company when i was 15, making 7.50/hour part time.

 

 

i STILL work for that same construction company to this day & am at work now writing this crap. i make over $60,000 salary working here, roughly 30 hours a week. i get health, gas, car insurance & 3 weeks paid vacation....do the math & you will see its around 85,000 when you add all the benefits up, plus i get a bonus at the end of the year

 

 

i have my own company in the back of the warehouse here, that i do on the weekends, at night, whenever im caught up at my real job. im just skate back there & work when i want to.

 

 

just because you had to work for some crap fast food joint, doesnt mean that everyone else has to.

[hawkstorm182]

It's 1 Week FFS, Just have some god damn patience people have waited close to four years for this game you would think they could wait another week. Christ.

[BlademanX]

Thats just sad stealing and losing your job. lol. Anyway half the people in games shops dont know much about games they just work there. and half of them look like they dont wanna be there. Especially when you get some kids asking the same question about GTA 4

[tommyt1982]

Bloody hell, I'm bored of this. I'm leaving my own topic. I'm sorry for inflicting this upon the world. Truely!

[numdmind]

Apart from a select few, the majority of us now realise that shops around the world are storing the most anticipated piece of merchandice... ever(?).

 

What is the world coming to when, not one solitary GTA fan is willing to steal a copy from work, at the risk of being fired. Seriously, in most cases it is only a job to cover a megre student loan - take the bloody risk - if you get fired get a job in a pub, it's more fun anyway.

 

I suppose however it does prove 1 thing. GTA does not have the influencial power some right-wing mentalists try to persuade parents it does.

 

Disclaimer: I don't condone stealing. (But please will someone pilfer a copy)

Don't you mean "Left-wing mentalists"? You're blaming the wrong people and, on top of that, you're giving them more fuel for their fire. Way to go.

[j wheazy]

 

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

maybe if you could read, you would notice that i started a motorsports company ON a forum....i dont RUN a forum....nice try though.

 

 

whats even more important is you are judging my wife, my life & everything you know about me from a simple thread on the internet.

 

 

whats it like to the that much insight into someones life by reading a few posts in a GTA thread?

[The Mighty Bob]

 

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

poetry.

Wheazy, this man has put into words that which I could not.

Read these words I mean truly lead them, You still have time to better Yourself.

[josh995]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

maybe if you could read, you would notice that i started a motorsports company ON a forum....i dont RUN a forum....nice try though.

 

 

whats even more important & you are judging my wife, my life & everything you know about me from a simple thread on the internet.

 

 

whats it like to the that much insight into someones life by reading a few posts in a GTA thread?

He didn't JUDGE anybody.

[Deipnosophist]

Okay so now you work at a construction company, yet you said earlier you ran motorsport forums.

 

Now you say you earn $60k, when in fact you claimed to earn a six figure salary (60 includes the number six, but 60k is unfortunately only five figures Einstein)

 

You get health, gas and car insurance? Last time I was employed (i.e., right now), no company provided "gas insurance", because it doesn't exist - no companies provide gas for you either.

 

Now you claim that these non-wage benefits of your job count towards your salary? No they don't, and even if they did (with your strange rules of life), you wouldn't be close to a six figure salary.

 

Oh wait, as I continue reading this drivel, what's this - you DO own your own company, and you operate it from the warehouse that the construction company you work for (presumably as a cleaner) rents? How strange.

 

I wish I could live your life; I bet we all do. Instead, we're stuck with our maturity and intellect to carry us through, whereas you have none of either, yet apparently are a millionaire

 

EDIT: Thanks to all the people who have made positive comments about my posts directed at Wheazy. I'm sure the combined anger of all of us might make him realise what a wasted life he has

[The Mighty Bob]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

maybe if you could read, you would notice that i started a motorsports company ON a forum....i dont RUN a forum....nice try though.

 

 

whats even more important is you are judging my wife, my life & everything you know about me from a simple thread on the internet.

 

 

whats it like to the that much insight into someones life by reading a few posts in a GTA thread?

He is wise wheazy that is how he knows..

Either that or it's insanely easy to judge whether or not someones an asshat within seconds of meeting them/ reading their truly pathetic posts on the internets.

 

Also, Your son isn't Yours.

[dicemanstyle]

actually my cock is the biggest. Now f*ck off

[The Mighty Bob]

actually my cock is the biggest. Now f*ck off

THIS MAN WINS.

A cookie for You sir.

(You can hardly taste the arsenic.)

[j wheazy]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

poetry.

Wheazy, this man has put into words that which I could not.

Read these words I mean truly lead them, You still have time to better Yourself.

that man has made an assumption from reading a few posts in a thread....all of his points couldnt be further from the truth, its actually fukin hilarious over here.

 

 

 

im at work, i get paid to talk sh*t to a bunch of people on the internet....what NOT to LOVE about my job, my life, my wife & my children? i have it made & im proud of it....im not chaning sh*t about any aspect of my life...did i make some people mad today? uh oh.....i dont give a fuk, never have, never will....if some stranger doesnt agree with something i said on the internet, then fuk em....im not losing any sleep over it, i can guarantee you that.....im laughing over here while all you suckers are talking about flipping burgers & how youre all going to be more successful to me.

 

 

theres a reason 10% of the people control the wealth while the othe 90% fight over the scraps....McDonalds is where 90% of people get their first jobs...you figure it out

[josh995]

 

im sorry josh, but youre confused into thinking that you HAVE to work at some crap multi national corperation to start your CAREER PATH

 

 

 

i started working for a construction company when i was 15, making 7.50/hour part time.

 

 

i STILL work for that same construction company to this day & am at work now writing this crap.  i make over $60,000 salary working here, roughly 30 hours a week.  i get health, gas, car insurance & 3 weeks paid vacation....do the math & you will see its around 85,000 when you add all the benefits up, plus i get a bonus at the end of the year

 

 

i have my own company in the back of the warehouse here, that i do on the weekends, at night, whenever im caught up at my real job.  im just skate back there & work when i want to.

 

 

just because you had to work for some crap fast food joint, doesnt mean that everyone else has to.

I never worked fast food a day in my life. The first job I had was a store manager for Abercrombie & Fitch, because I went to college.

 

Also, you do know that many, many celebrities, all of whom have WAY more money then you'll ever see, have worked at McDonalds? Food for thought.

[Vovopok]

Hey fa**ots,

 

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; sh*t was SO cash). You are all fa**ots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[GrandTheftWalrus]

wheazy, you are the single most pathetic person I have met on the internet. There is no way somebody who acts the way you act is capable of running in a straight line, let alone running a business. You demonstrate all the characteristics of a lonely, unintelligent yet 'geekish' teenager who has no social life and the only way they keep themselves going is through delusions of grandeur.

 

Do you have any idea what it takes to run a business? Would you even know how to set one up? Could you explain how running "motorsport forums" gives you a six figure salary - because I certainly can't work it out. Every single person on these forums who is mature enough to admit that they're not altogether happy with their current career is more intelligent, more mature, and wiser than you can ever hope to be.

 

As for all this talk of marriage and children - I don't know what to say. If it's a lie, I pity you for feeling the need to lie; if it's true, I pity the woman who would want to marry and have children with you, and I pity the children themselves who will be brought up with an immature, pathetic, defensive and narrow-minded father.

 

Every single thing you've said is annoying me and many other people on these forums, and - believe it or not - most of us will turn out far more successful than you could dream of being, so either apologise or be quiet.

poetry.

Wheazy, this man has put into words that which I could not.

Read these words I mean truly lead them, You still have time to better Yourself.

that man has made an assumption from reading a few posts in a thread....all of his points couldnt be further from the truth, its actually fukin hilarious over here.

 

 

 

im at work, i get paid to talk sh*t to a bunch of people on the internet....what NOT to LOVE about my job, my life, my wife & my children? i have it made & im proud of it....im not chaning sh*t about any aspect of my life...did i make some people mad today? uh oh.....i dont give a fuk, never have, never will....if some stranger doesnt agree with something i said on the internet, then fuk em....im not losing any sleep over it, i can guarantee you that.....im laughing over here while all you suckers are talking about flipping burgers & how youre all going to be more successful to me.

 

 

theres a reason 10% of the people control the wealth while the othe 90% fight over the scraps....McDonalds is where 90% of people get their first jobs...you figure it out

you do know, the more you talk in this thread, the more people in this community are going to despise you. not that you care anyway.

[j wheazy]

im sorry josh, but youre confused into thinking that you HAVE to work at some crap multi national corperation to start your CAREER PATH

 

 

 

i started working for a construction company when i was 15, making 7.50/hour part time.

 

 

i STILL work for that same construction company to this day & am at work now writing this crap.   i make over $60,000 salary working here, roughly 30 hours a week.  i get health, gas, car insurance & 3 weeks paid vacation....do the math & you will see its around 85,000 when you add all the benefits up, plus i get a bonus at the end of the year

 

 

i have my own company in the back of the warehouse here, that i do on the weekends, at night, whenever im caught up at my real job.  im just skate back there & work when i want to.

 

 

just because you had to work for some crap fast food joint, doesnt mean that everyone else has to.

I never worked fast food a day in my life. The first job I had was a store manager for Abercrombie & Fitch, because I went to college.

 

Also, you do know that many, many celebrities, all of whom have WAY more money then you'll ever see, have worked at McDonalds? Food for thought.

now figure this one out....

 

the percentage of rich celebrities who started working at mcdonalds....compared to the people who worked at mc donalds who ARENT celebrities & DIDNT become rich.

 

i bet is something like .0001%

 

get a clue already. the key to becoming successful isnt starting at McDonalds & caring about your job. the key is not giving a sh*t about your job at McDonalds & doing something that will actually better your life....like going to college, good for you, you made a smart decision.

 

 

 

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Hey fa**ots,

 

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; sh*t was SO cash). You are all fa**ots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

that was awesome!

[Deipnosophist]

Wheazy, people like you are the ones who get harassed by builders - there is no place on a construction site for a frail, pasty 13 year old. I can't believe for one second that you are employable. Not only can you barely string a sentence together, but you are also either a compulsive liar, schizophrenic, or simply unintelligent.

 

Your life seems to change in every post: originally, you don't mention anything about a construction company, and claim you run your own company. Then you change your story and it turns out you work from 10 until 3 at a construction company (or do you work those hours at YOUR company) before going home to play videogames. Which part of your story is more implausible? I simply don't know.

 

I, and every other person on this forum with even an ounce of intellect, chooses to dismiss you as a pathetic fantasist, whose greatest achievement in life is sustaining a conversation with a female for ten seconds. Oh and trust me, without sinking to your level, I don't flip burgers - not that I have any snobbery towards that profession - and while I'm not (fantasising about) running my own business, I do well, thanks for your concern.

 

So do us all a favour, and go.

[josh995]

im laughing over here while all you suckers are talking about flipping burgers & how youre all going to be more successful to me.

I do believe I'm already more successful than you.

 

I don't lie on internet forums, I don't put the people who live paycheck to paycheck down, in fact, I look up to them, if they weren't there, who the hell would serve me a burger? Who the hell would make the convenient things in life, convenient?

 

I respect people who can go to work for 7 dollars per hour and still hold their f*cking head up high, it just shows how strong they are, and how much stronger than you they are.

 

I respect the hell out of the people who make less money than myself. You should to (if you even have what you say you have), you ungrateful c*nt.