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stef_92
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

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lloydo

He would have one sore hand thats for sure, probably a weeks weight exercise rolled up into one wanking session. lol.gif

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H4milton
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

WHaatttt?? a masturbating Competetion sarcasm.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gif

Whats the point to masturbate??

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brz59

I bet that Miguel didn't jack off the next day.

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--Vega--
I bet that Miguel didn't jack off the next day.

Probably not for the next three or four days.

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Brad
I found a link to the WORLD RECORD OF WANKING lucky man Miguel Yanez is the winner of the record, check this out WANKER

What the helll? This is 36 times for 24 hours mercie_blink.gif . This man is really sick. I think that after the record he evan wasn't able to walk biggrin.gif

Whats the point to masturbate??

Self-pleasure? I'm taking a stab in the dark.

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Mr. Mcreary
Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure. This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

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--Vega--
Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.  This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

You ever felt how good it feels once you finally start to cum? You'd know then.

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bumster

 

The best way to masturbate to minimize mess is by having your legs against the wall, and your butt a little higher then where the wall meets the floor, maybe even a little bit higher if need be.  This way, the angle you are at allows you to shoot it right into your mouth, thus easing cleanup (Fig. A).

 

NOW WITH 100% MORE DIAGRAMS:

user posted image

 

NOTE: It's important to remember that if you do this with your back against the wall and your legs on the floor that gravity will just hamper your experience.  Unless you can get some wicked arc, in which case, be my guest.

 

-edits for clarity-

OMFG I LAUGHED LIKE f*ckING CRAZY lol.gif

 

#1 comedian haha

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Sheeno

When you're close to coming, you want to do it really slow and carry on like that until you've finished. Makes orgasming superb.

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Mr. Mcreary

 

Why do people watch porn and do this? I dont see the point isnt it like just tempting yourself or does it give you the same pleasure as actually doing it? Also people often define wanking as "spanking the sausage" I can only guess they are reffering to the penis but I dont get, how does slapping your penis give you pleasure.  This is a touchy topic but can someone please clear this up in a dignified way, thanks.

I donno why guys do it there all horny anyways turn.gif

You ever felt how good it feels once you finally start to cum? You'd know then.

Oh okay lmao hahahaha

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hick

When i masturbate alot in 1 day my dick hurts, like it's bruised moto_whistle.gif My dad sorta knows when i'm doin it, he comes upstairs and knocks on the door if he wants me. My mum has no idea she just comes upstairs as quietley as possible and opens the door really fast, while i try and make out i was just posting a message on GTA Forums.

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-/TNT\-

 

just posting a message on GTA Forums.

I think they'd prefer you masturbating to that. cry.gif

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Tetsuo2501

I do it because it feels wonderful, and it puts a smile on my face everytime.

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Barciur

I'm 15 and I have never watched porn, but wanking is different.. No need to have porn to wank.

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Skimask101
I'm 15 and I have never watched porn, but wanking is different.. No need to have porn to wank.

NOTE:First of all OBAMA IS AWSOME and this s why I say this

I Think its halarius that some one supporting OBAMA (Like me) jerks off and is talking about Jerking off (Like me), we have a lot in comon so far.

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GTA3Rockstar

 

This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

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GTASIX

There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

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Hayden
There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

Excellent terminology, but it was rather well put. Is that then the end of the discussion?

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Mr. Mcreary
There isnt allways a woman (or man, lets not be gayist) availiable when you get the urge.

HAHAHAHA biggrin.gif

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nutboy
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

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GTA3Rockstar
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

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*MURDOC*
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

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nutboy
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

nutboy sounds cooler........it confuses people 3 ways

 

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Mince

 

I can see some funny quotes coming from this thread.

 

mincemate003 has a new sig

Awaits lockage...

Edited by mincemate003

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unopieceo
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

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D- Ice
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

Hahaha LMAO lol.gif

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Algonquin Bridge
This is a touchy topic ....

Indeed it is and how you're name is Nutboy. It all fits together. tounge.gif

The nut means crazy so dont get the wrong idea.

Then maybe you should've put crazyboy.

Dont make him shoot his crazy in your eye.

Don't excite him or his crazy will go everywhere catspider.gif

Hahaha LMAO lol.gif

Be careful, he may have his piece and blow his load all up on your face and dat.

 

My input to this witty quote train.

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Banana
I can see some funny quotes coming from this thread.

mincemate003 has put a quote from this thread in his sig

Awaits lockage...

 

angrybanana5000 shows mincemate003 how to do [Me] tags

 

 

[ME] shows mincemate003 how to do [Me] tags[/ME]

 

 

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Mince
mincemate003 is proven a noob by angrybanana5000
Edited by mincemate003

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