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1. You remember and invent new usernames by the dozen, daily.

 

2. You have worked into tertiary lexicons of passwords.

 

3. You have entire galleries of images already sized for banners, avatars, and personal profile photos.

 

4. You have entire galleries of images already sized for banners, avatars, and personal profile photos.

On several different web hosting accounts so you won't red-x'ed anywhere embarrassing.

 

5. Paying the electric bill online interferes overmuch with your Don Johnson versus Colin Farrell debate raging at www.miami-vice.org.

 

6. You feel more comfortable introducing yourself to others in person as your screen name.

 

7. When people ask you what forum you are on you produce a three-page pamplet with over 100 forums on it.

 

8. Getting kicked off a forum before hitting 1,000 posts is just beginner's luck.

 

9. Creating a signature means choosing only 4 of your domain names. Decisions, decisions.

 

10. Forum addicts almost always have more posts than the new admin.

 

11. You know the software release number of the forum or CMS manager before scrolling to the copyright

 

12. You know where the online gallery most of the banners and images came from.

 

13. You recognize most of the key user names from other boards. And they you.

 

14. You have more sophisticated banners, gifs, and more interesting links than other users. And they don't like it.

 

15. When you are emailing the webmaster about style improvements and added features you are usually doing it before you have registered and/or logged in.

 

16. You design more forums a day than most people eat breakfast in a month

 

17. You can navigate forums in other langauges based on your knowledge of the command structure, the gui interface, and the index directories of most forum design packages and applications.

 

18. An online shpping spree can mean tantalising new skins, exciting new hosting packages, containers full of complex frontends, and images. Not tangible stuff.

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most of the people on this forum are retarded  biggrin.gif

^^^ And here we have a GREAT example! lol.gif Just kidding... But this really is pretty pointless topic. But then, tho', how many in these forums aren't?

 

EDIT: And I just made a very pointless post... Damn I!

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There should be a forum for all retards to join and discuss their signatures, avatars and banners and use bad grammar and post pictures of dead babies. Then, maybe things will be different

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There should be a forum for all retards to join and discuss their signatures, avatars and banners and use bad grammar and post pictures of dead babies. Then, maybe things will be different

..like the one in your signature? moto_whistle.gif

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There should be a forum for all retards to join and discuss their signatures, avatars and banners and use bad grammar and post pictures of dead babies. Then, maybe things will be different

..like the one in your signature? moto_whistle.gif

Exxxactly.

 

Could I get a lock please? RD? Nujer? Anyone?

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