sinemetu Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Push them infront of a train - no really i will So u can push people, they better stay on my good side and not catch me in a drunken stooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrsDvl Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 MURDER girlfriends are anoying wish i never had one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I'll take her out, go for a meal, watch some Gervais...then I'll ditch her on top of a tall building, then I'll go to the building opposite and play darts...with rockets, and she is the bullseye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mish98 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 make sure the car has been fitted with a bomb and BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny2410 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Push them infront of a train - no really i will So u can push people, they better stay on my good side and not catch me in a drunken stooper. Yep you can push Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quarts Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 ill take nikos penis and stick it in her vagina and then thrust hard then eventually take it out and let her swallow the cum, then hit her a dig to the jaw yep your single was it something i said or are you just a f*cktard whats a f*cktard is that somthing virgins say.. and i doubt i am but your a f*cking bellend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazzad Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 bang her till she blacks out then go get a hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBates666 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Not waste that much time with it, because it's probably the queerest part about a GTA game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Take her out on dates in dirty raggish clothes while wasted. Shame you can't rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
As Wicked Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Shag 'em then kill 'em. Then ill stock pile the bodies in a back room and wait till the early morning and then dump them all in the street. Then ill go to a internet cafe and see my crime reported on news sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boods Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Rinky Dinky. Make of that what you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombified Jake Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Arrange several dates if possible and send them all to the one place and introduce myself. The last one standing from the cat fight will be rewarded with a shotgun (to the face). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smalljob Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBates666 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Shame you can't rape. You're a f*cking idiot. Your daddy probably touched you when you were younger eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todmcfly Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 (edited) I will start by takin her out to a bad part of town (low income= bad part of town=minorites). once i push her out of mycar i will slit herachilles tendon with my knife. i will then yell "Injured white lady." minorites will come out of the shadwos and begin to rape and/or rob her.... i will then scoop her up as she is crying and begging for mercy, feed her a mix of PCP and Methamphetmine thake her to her grandmans house where her whole family is meeting us for dinner. at the house i will pretend like i am the responsible one where my girlfriend looks like a high blubering crack whore. the entire time at dinner i will giver her compliments about how much better she has been doing and that im so proud she is having my child, all the while she will be sitting and scratching herself because she feels like bugs are eating her soul. oncer her family disowns her i will stuff her innards full of satchel charges and mexican candy, steal a helicopter, and fly her to the highest point directly in the center of liberty city. while she is sobing and bleeding from multiple wounds as she looks down at the city, i wll stand behind her, stretch my leg for a true touch down kick. and with one final powerful kick i will kick the back of her head and yell, "BY HONEY I LOVE YOU, MAY YOUR INARDS AND MEXICAN CANDY BRING JOY YO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LIBERTY CTY." As she tumbles head over heals towards the ground i will detonate her and watch the glorious explosion that is mexican candy and blood. Edited April 21, 2008 by Todmcfly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molineux Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I will start by takin her out to a bad part of town (low income= bad part of town=minorites). once i push her out of mycar i will slit herachilles tendon with my knife. i will then yell "Injured white lady." minorites will come out of the shadwos and begin to rape and/or rob her.... i will then scoop her up as she is crying and begging for mercy, feed her a mix of PCP and Methamphetmine thake her to her grandmans house where her whole family is meeting us for dinner. at the house i will pretend like i am the responsible one where my girlfriend looks like a high blubering crack whore crack whore. the intire time at dinner i will giver her comliments about how much better she has been doing. oncer her family disowns her i will stuff her innards full of satchel charges and mexican candy, steal a helicopter, and fly her to the highest point directly in the center of liberty city. while she is sobing and bleeding from multiple wounds as she looks down at the city, i wll stand behind her, stretch my leg for a true touch down kick. and with one final powerful kick i will kick the back of her head and yell, "BY HONEY I LOVE YOU, MAY YOUR INARDS AND MEXICAN CANDY BRING JOY YO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LIBERTY CTY." As she tumbles head over heals towards the ground i will detonate her and watch the glorious explosion that is mexican candy and blood. Dear lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobsYourUncle... Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 (edited) Have a threesome with her and her twin sister, promise to take them out to a restaurant, take them to a pier instead on the other side of Liberty City, then I will watch them make'a toilet (borat style) together, and then I will knock them out and teabag their unconcious body while wearing a Borat style green thong with the straps. Nah jokes, I'll just rag them both.. Edited April 21, 2008 by BobsYourUncle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMannDD Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Two words.............DONKEY PUNCH!!! Or maybe...........DIRTY SANCHEZ Or if she is lucky, I will let her give me a Blumpkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gueu Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Bang em. Typical from quagmire looool giggigigigigi! All right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gueu Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I will start by takin her out to a bad part of town (low income= bad part of town=minorites). once i push her out of mycar i will slit herachilles tendon with my knife. i will then yell "Injured white lady." minorites will come out of the shadwos and begin to rape and/or rob her.... i will then scoop her up as she is crying and begging for mercy, feed her a mix of PCP and Methamphetmine thake her to her grandmans house where her whole family is meeting us for dinner. at the house i will pretend like i am the responsible one where my girlfriend looks like a high blubering crack whore. the entire time at dinner i will giver her compliments about how much better she has been doing and that im so proud she is having my child, all the while she will be sitting and scratching herself because she feels like bugs are eating her soul. oncer her family disowns her i will stuff her innards full of satchel charges and mexican candy, steal a helicopter, and fly her to the highest point directly in the center of liberty city. while she is sobing and bleeding from multiple wounds as she looks down at the city, i wll stand behind her, stretch my leg for a true touch down kick. and with one final powerful kick i will kick the back of her head and yell, "BY HONEY I LOVE YOU, MAY YOUR INARDS AND MEXICAN CANDY BRING JOY YO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LIBERTY CTY." As she tumbles head over heals towards the ground i will detonate her and watch the glorious explosion that is mexican candy and blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snappy04 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I will start by takin her out to a bad part of town (low income= bad part of town=minorites). once i push her out of mycar i will slit herachilles tendon with my knife. i will then yell "Injured white lady." minorites will come out of the shadwos and begin to rape and/or rob her.... i will then scoop her up as she is crying and begging for mercy, feed her a mix of PCP and Methamphetmine thake her to her grandmans house where her whole family is meeting us for dinner. at the house i will pretend like i am the responsible one where my girlfriend looks like a high blubering crack whore. the entire time at dinner i will giver her compliments about how much better she has been doing and that im so proud she is having my child, all the while she will be sitting and scratching herself because she feels like bugs are eating her soul. oncer her family disowns her i will stuff her innards full of satchel charges and mexican candy, steal a helicopter, and fly her to the highest point directly in the center of liberty city. while she is sobing and bleeding from multiple wounds as she looks down at the city, i wll stand behind her, stretch my leg for a true touch down kick. and with one final powerful kick i will kick the back of her head and yell, "BY HONEY I LOVE YOU, MAY YOUR INARDS AND MEXICAN CANDY BRING JOY YO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LIBERTY CTY." As she tumbles head over heals towards the ground i will detonate her and watch the glorious explosion that is mexican candy and blood. Forgot about the film it part and put it on youtube.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomMCFC Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 BEND THEM OVER A STALLION AND POUND THERE TIGHT LITTLE HOLES WITH MY BIG RUSSIAN SCHLONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Shame you can't rape. You're a f*cking idiot. Your daddy probably touched you when you were younger eh? I think your the one who's been sexually abused as a kid.... It was a joke, way to over-react. Touchy subject eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBates666 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Shame you can't rape. You're a f*cking idiot. Your daddy probably touched you when you were younger eh? I think your the one who's been sexually abused as a kid.... It was a joke, way to over-react. Touchy subject eh? Well than you have my vote for your upcoming 8th grade superlative for class clown. Raping woman is very comical. You probably get flooded with pussy from the ladies eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny2410 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I will start by takin her out to a bad part of town (low income= bad part of town=minorites). once i push her out of mycar i will slit herachilles tendon with my knife. i will then yell "Injured white lady." minorites will come out of the shadwos and begin to rape and/or rob her.... i will then scoop her up as she is crying and begging for mercy, feed her a mix of PCP and Methamphetmine thake her to her grandmans house where her whole family is meeting us for dinner. at the house i will pretend like i am the responsible one where my girlfriend looks like a high blubering crack whore. the entire time at dinner i will giver her compliments about how much better she has been doing and that im so proud she is having my child, all the while she will be sitting and scratching herself because she feels like bugs are eating her soul. oncer her family disowns her i will stuff her innards full of satchel charges and mexican candy, steal a helicopter, and fly her to the highest point directly in the center of liberty city. while she is sobing and bleeding from multiple wounds as she looks down at the city, i wll stand behind her, stretch my leg for a true touch down kick. and with one final powerful kick i will kick the back of her head and yell, "BY HONEY I LOVE YOU, MAY YOUR INARDS AND MEXICAN CANDY BRING JOY YO ALL THE CHILDREN OF LIBERTY CTY." As she tumbles head over heals towards the ground i will detonate her and watch the glorious explosion that is mexican candy and blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fernandocerejo Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 When I go to pick her up, I'll drive past her dropping a grenade out the window while she waits on the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny2410 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Shame you can't rape. You're a f*cking idiot. Your daddy probably touched you when you were younger eh? I think your the one who's been sexually abused as a kid.... It was a joke, way to over-react. Touchy subject eh? Well than you have my vote for your upcoming 8th grade superlative for class clown. Raping woman is very comical. You probably get flooded with pussy from the ladies eh? Dude it was a joke from him, i think your the one who needs to grow up, seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wweadz Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Take her to a posh resteraunte then after drive our car into the river and leave her to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleil Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Walk up to her slowly with a perverted look in my eye until I am face to face with her. Then stick my hands under her skirt and touch her legs... then slowly lift her skirt while rubbing my hands up her legs and to her buttocks. Then I will take my right and slip my fingers into her panties in the front... and then slowly stick my fingers into her vagina. She will moan and throw her head back, and I will take my left hand and reach up and grab her right breast. I will squeeze it two times, and then pull her shirt off, revealing her bra. Then I will pull her skirt off, and she will be in her bra and panties. Then I will grab her brad with my teeth and slowly pull them off, exposing her breasts and making them bounce a couple times, as her bra comes off of them. Then I will take her panties off of her with my hands while I suck on her left breast. Then I'll suck her right breast, and then left her by the waist. Pushing her up against a wall, her legs will wrap around me, and I will undo my belt. Sticking my tongue into her mouth and French kissing her, I will then undo my pants, dropping them with my boxers altogether. At the sound of them dropping, she will take my long, thick, rock-hard penis and stick it into her soft, moist, tight vagina. My dick will sink into her until the base of the penis is all the way in, causing my scrotum to press against her vaginal lips. Then I will start gonig in and out of her, humping her against the wall while I alternate between sucking her breasts and french kissing her. I will wait until she orgasms, and then I will orgasm right away, so we both feel it at the same time, causing my thick, white semen to shoot all the way up her vagina and fill her womb completely. Then I will slowly pull out of her, and let her gently to floor, pushing her gently by the shoulders until she is on my knees. Pressing against the back of her head with my hand, I will guide her head to my dick and she will take the tip of my dick... and kiss it. I will let her play with my penis for a little while, getting it hard again. Then she will take my dick by its base and penetrate her soft, moist lips. Seeing my dick sinking through those lip-gloss pink lips, I will smile as she sucks my cock until I cum inside her mouth. Then, swallowing my thick load, she will suck every last drop from my dick. Keeping eye contact with me the whole time, she will take every drop down her throat, making sure not to waste a single drop. Then, all finished and done, she pulls my dick out of her mouth and smiles at me to show how happy she is. I smile back and watch her as she closes her eyes and rubs my dick against her face lovingly while she smiles and sighs happily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz92 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 im gonna [email protected]$in kill them ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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