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GamerSuper

My friend smashed poo today. :(

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GamerSuper

Well, when my friend was going from the mall today, he smashed the poo by his shoes and fallen down (it happened at the car parking outside the mall).

 

After that he wouldn't clean his shoes and came to my place with "surprise". I was amazed, and then became very angry and turned him out . "Go clean your f*cking shoes first", - I said.

But he made floor in the hall dirty so I called my granny who lives next flat and she cleaned my floor.

 

So what can you say about this "incident"? Is it funny or not? guess why.

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Napalm Jason

That's disgusting.

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Hayden
If he does it again you should rub his nose in it. icon14.gif

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lt_yao

You should have kicked his ass and took a dump on him...

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Hodgey.

Why didnt you clean it up you lazy bastard, gettin your gran to do it for you. Shamless just shamless sneaky2.gif

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jimmy.

 

he smashed the poo by his shoes and fallen down

 

I read that over a couple times and still have no idea what you mean. But I understood the rest, and your friend is an asshole. Take a sh*t on the floor in his house and see how he likes it.

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Medaphoar
Well, when my friend was going from the mall today, he smashed the poo by his shoes and fallen down (it happened at the car parking outside the mall).

 

After that he wouldn't clean his shoes and came to my place with "surprise". I was amazed, and then became very angry and turned him out . "Go clean your f*cking shoes first", - I said.

But he made floor in the hall dirty so I called my granny who lives next flat and she cleaned my floor.

 

So what can you say about this "incident"? Is it funny or not? guess why.

You live alone and you need your 'granny' that lives next-door to you to come over and clean your house?

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Mark

The only funny thing about "Surprise" and "Poo" is anal sex.

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monkeyman237

^^ Haha that made me laugh. And on the topic you shouldn't take that from him. Chuck some at him tomorrow. tounge.gif

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TOGA62

lol ya it is funny, more so because of your bad english then anything else. lol.gif

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Cockroach

This story should be a full length novel.

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Girish
So what can you say about this "incident"? Is it funny or not? guess why.

We need to guess why it's funny?? That's gonna be difficult.

 

Why don't you take your dog to his house and let him sh*t all over his place? icon14.gif

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OH NO

 

So what can you say about this "incident"? Is it funny or not? guess why.

We need to guess why it's funny?? That's gonna be difficult.

 

Why don't you take your dog to his house and let him sh*t all over his place? icon14.gif

Or better yet, take his nan, for some payback. ph34r.gif

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gta-evo4
If he does it again you should rub his nose in it. icon14.gif

Yeah, like a dog.

TS: damn, you're lazy. You should have done it yourself.

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Rebel
Okay, I read that over and still found it pretty hard because its bad english. And well why is it so funny?

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WalkerBoh

So he gave you an std. What do you want me to do about it?

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Hayden
So he gave you an std. What do you want me to do about it?

Maybe he wants you to kiss it better?

 

Anyway, I say it is not funny. I guess it is not funny because your friend is obviously a sick bastard with no respect. Perhaps I need sleep. Sleep is good. I sleep now.

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SBizz6

Thank you so much for sharing that with us. We are all better people now.

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Brad

Should of chucked him down the staries, that would of teached him not to do it again.

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The Unvirginiser

"You know Antwon has a real bad temper, once I dropped a cigarette butt on his rug and he made me pick it up... with my anus!"

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TenaciousD.
But he made floor in the hall dirty so I called my granny who lives next flat and she cleaned my floor.

I found that surprisingly funny.

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GamerSuper

 

Why didnt you clean it up you lazy bastard, gettin your gran to do it for you. Shamless just shamless

 

 

 

there are two reasons:

1). i hate poos at all. a hate their smell, look etc

2). i'm too lazy to do washing. i have never cleaned anything, i just sit in front of my PC or tv.

 

 

But I understood the rest, and your friend is an asshole. Take a sh*t on the floor in his house and see how he likes it.

 

 

 

 

that's a good idea, pal. i'll do it later

 

 

 

You live alone and you need your 'granny' that lives next-door to you to come over and clean your house?

 

 

I don't live alone. My parents wouldn't do it so I made my granny to do it (she likes sfuff like cleaning etc)

 

 

Haha that made me laugh. And on the topic you shouldn't take that from him. Chuck some at him tomorrow

 

 

ok

 

 

ol ya it is funny, more so because of your bad english then anything else.

 

 

My English is pretty good. or maybe u just kiddin' with me?

 

 

This story should be a full length novel.

 

really? so i will write the book about it. and of course they will be 2 parts: this story (in details) and payback. smile.gif

 

 

Why don't you take your dog to his house and let him sh*t all over his place?

 

 

Because I hate poos.

 

 

TS: damn, you're lazy. You should have done it yourself.

 

Im not gonna do it by myself 'cause I didn't s*it on the floor. My friend did.

 

 

Okay, I read that over and still found it pretty hard because its bad english

 

maybe because your head is bad? my english is pretty good buddies.

 

 

 

 

I guess it is not funny because your friend is obviously a sick bastard with no respect.

 

Yes, maybe you're right. It's not first time he make stupid things like that.

 

 

Thank you so much for sharing that with us. We are all better people now.

 

Oh, really? Good. So i will share with you my payback story... when i'll bring some poos to hs place.

 

P.S. i know that more useful word is "s*it" but I prefer "poo" 'cause it's more funny word i think.

ya remember, "Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo, he loves me, I love you, sit on the toilet when you come...".

 

 

 

 

 

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Spectre95

Smashed poo?

The hell? mercie_blink.gif

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Hobo Rocket
he smashed the poo by his shoes and fallen down

I laughed so f*cking hard at this statement.

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Chunky Lee Mikal

Are you sure he didn't sh*t all over your keyboard?

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

Well, when my friend was going from the mall today, he smashed the poo by his shoes and fallen down (it happened at the car parking outside the mall).

 

After that he wouldn't clean his shoes and came to my place with "surprise". I was amazed, and then became very angry and turned him out . "Go clean your f*cking shoes first", - I said.

But he made floor in the hall dirty so I called my granny who lives  next flat  and she cleaned my floor.

 

So what can you say about this "incident"? Is it funny or not? guess why.

It would have been funny if you had made him clean it.

 

It seems quite "unfunny" to me that your granny cleaned it up for you. confused.gif

 

It's a little hilarious for him to believe it is ok to track that into your place, though.

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stingray.

Your friend's a jerk, but why did you call your grandma to clean up the poo for you? You should be able to adapt yourself to different situations, whether you like them or not. That's life.

 

I do find it annoying when people do that, though. Years ago, we had a couple of Chinese neighbors, who came to visit our house and brought their bulldog along. The dog pooed in the hallway, and even though they noticed it, they didn't do anything about it. The didn't even apologize. mad.gif

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Rocketkiller

Какой гопик. lol.gif

 

And your english does suck, it's better than my russian but it still sucks.

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Woody510

I don't believe I've ever seen/heard someone use "poos" as the plural form of poo. However I like it. Broken english makes the rockin' world go round.

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Freakorama

Around the end I was so expecting a Bel-air,

but no.

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