Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Flaw in that story: Faggios on the beach sniping you the whole time. You'll never get to the bar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looper55 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 HAHAH! Most epic story + the faggios! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE FORCE OF THE FAGGIO! OUR GOD! OUR KING! OUR SAVIOUR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 fade back to the bar. The party has died down. some Dinghers are passed out at their booths with their faces nestled in the bosoms of their respective hookers. At the bar Admiral Bridges and Loopers are discussing the events of the day: AB: I saved your a$$ back there man! you owe me! Loopers(obviously smashed): AWWWWWW......F*CK YOU MAN! I ha- I had it the whole time. They were all like WHOOSH and i was like VROOOOM! HAHAHA! i f*cking love you ma- Beofre he can finish expressing his graditude to his co-commander a haill of bullets comes ripping through the front window of the bar, killing some and wounding others. In the midst of the confusion, Admiral Bridges instinctively draws his nickle plated .357 magnum and lets loose 3 rounds straight into the silhouetted figure outside the window, the figure crumples to the ground. Loopers had been in between Admiral bridges and the window and had shielded him from the gun fire. Bridges and the rest of the dinghers immediately head for the door, guns at the ready. As the gang files out into the street they see two faggios in the distance, the entire group unloads on them, sending one into a newsstand and just nicking the taillihgt of the other. before AB can command it an SUV has pulled up next to him filled with rought Dingher sailors. The SUV catches up, but not before the faggio driver is able to ditch his ride and head into a nearby building. "stay here!" Admiral Bridges commands, "this pigf*ckers mine. he follows, up the stiars they go, up, up ,up finally theyre at the top just Bridges and the faggio member. You can see the fear in his eyes as the fag realizes hes trapped. he slowly moves back until hes standing at the edge of the building, 50 stories of nothing just inches away. Without a word Admiral Bridges raises his magnum and empties it into the fag, sending him screaming over the edge, dead defore he hits the ground, Hence the screen shot of the guy falling off the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looper55 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 You should be an author man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 THATS MY AVATAR YOU WHORE! I would also like to sate that the unfortunate fool who is falling is not a Faggio soldier, we don't wear the crap he's wearing! You need to bear in mind that we have countless crews of 3 faggios with 2 men on each faggio stationed all around the city, ready for action. You're never safe, this is Faggio land! Y'see, falling off a Faggio doesnt hurt too much and whether or not you knew it, Faggios are tough little beats, so we get back up and we keep riding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) im just proud of the fact that i tied it to that screenshot. thats effing hilarious by the way, sort of painfully ironic for you hahahahahahahah Edited April 16, 2008 by *AMMU-NATION* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 dragnet, do i need to write another lil episode to prove you wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'll write my own damn addition! This needs settling...when the game is launched...war will be made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 that was my intention, if of course its ok with my co-commander loopers of course. im writing an addition btw, look for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maka08 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I for one welcome our new Dingy overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 The Faggios will prevail....give us time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looper55 Posted April 16, 2008 Author Share Posted April 16, 2008 I am enjoying this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I can't wait to see the moment I launch an RPG at your boat as you all scream abandon ship and see a Faggio riding off into the distance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) Do you think we can put strap-ons on a dingy?! OMFG BRB, gotta tell my friends. You started off mature and then went completely stupid? What the heck? Yes, graphics are nice, no, can't say I'm excited about one means of transpo, more...all of them. That isn't a dinghy in my mind, the small inflatables of Vice City?, yes, they could be. Don't let me interupt your MP clan scenario planning, I was noting your prior work with threads centered on gay-sex... completely non-GTA4 based Edited April 16, 2008 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Its midday in liberty harbor, theres a light breeze and not a cloud in the sky. Admiral Bridges sits quietly on the deck of his private sailing yacht as it sails under the powerful shadow of the statue of happiness. He mulls over his scheduled affairs for the day, Dinghers recruiting has been closed, membership is at an all time high. Later Bridges would pay a visit to his wounded co-commander looper, who is expected to make a full recovery at the LC memorial hospital, where his room is guarded by Dingher sailors day and night. All was well it seemed, the Admiral took a sit of his vodka martini and closed his eyes. He felt the sun on his face, smelled the salty sea-air, and took in the sounds of the waves, the sqwaking of seagulls, the humming of an incoming maverick chopper, what the f*ck is a chooper doing out here…F*CK!!! The admiral knew immediately who it was, The Faggios. He whipped out his phone and alerted the crew scattered in the surrounding city. He threw his glass overboard and darted for the cabin, which held a convenient and powerful RPG. He was quick, but not quick enough. A Round from a Faggio commando’s standard issue AK pierced his right calve muscle, felling the admiral immediately. HE had to act fast, the maverick was circling back around for the kill…he only had seconds, the RPG was too far away, Admiral Bridges unholstered his heavy magnum and too aim, sending round after round through the cockpit as it cam closer and closer…SUCCESS, the pilot was hit, but the chopper was headed straight for the bullet ridden yacht… To be continued! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpsonFly Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Do you think we can put strap-ons on a dingy?! OMFG BRB, gotta tell my friends. You started off mature and then went completely stupid? What the heck? Yes, graphics are nice, no, can't say I'm excited about one means of transpo, more...all of them. That isn't a dingy in my mind, the small inflatables of Vice City, yes, they could be Yes, means of transpo. But I'm sure I'm not the only one who is thinking 'Who the hell cares'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 That's more like it, some asskicking! FA-JEE-OH! FA-JEE-OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 @SimpsonFly, I think we care if this part of the forum degrades in spamfest galore, am I not right? I don't want to assume how the game experience is before hand, I can't I need to get a direct hands on, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpsonFly Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) @SimpsonFly, I think we care if this part of the forum degrades in spamfest galore, am I not right? I don't want to assume how the game experience is before hand, I can't I need to get a direct hands on, myself. Actually I was talking about the whole dinghy/dingy thing. I don't care if it's in the game or not. Edited April 16, 2008 by SimpsonFly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DruidB Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 OMG This has to be the most retarded thr... Did you says Dinghy's? oh Hell im in!! GamerTag: DruidB add me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 the admiral threw his gun in the direction of the chopper and rolled of into the sea just as it collided with the multi-million dollar private yacht, sending flames and twisted fiberglass in all directions. the water grew still again. Then, like a bat out of hell the admiral shot to the surface and had just enough time to collect himsef before he notice another white and pink chopper off in the distance, and of course it was heading for him. "these pigf*ckers don't quit!" IT looked like the end for the interim leader of the dinghies. Admiral made peace with the world, lit a soggy blunt and waited for the end, just as the Faggio Commando became visible on the outside of the chopper, three seperate trials of fiery rocket smoke rose from all sides of the surrounding harbor and met simultaneously at the chopper. The chooper was no more, the trusty Dinghy sailors had come to his rescue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 LIES! BLASPHEMY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 @Simpsonfly I tend to think they AREN'T in because the one he highlighted is not the same as the small rafts used in VC and SA, but we haven't seen everything either. The boat Niko is in there is the same as police boats we saw in SA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 this will be sttled in-game sir, and i dont se an followers on your side. i kick ass. end of conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpsonFly Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 @SimpsonflyI tend to think they AREN'T in because the one he highlighted is not the same as the small rafts used in VC and SA, but we haven't seen everything either. The boat Niko is in there is the same as police boats we saw in SA. I just don't seewhy it matters that niko can pilot a rubber boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) No one needs to be in my side/ride, unless they are on a mission with me (Niko on PS3, baby!) @SF, I think it matters in terms of all means of transpo in regard to GTA, as it applies in this game, goes beyond mere Auto (borrowing) Edited April 16, 2008 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*AMMU-NATION* Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 its fast and sexy, and the boat of choice for any Dinghy sailor, and i couldn't give a flying f*ck whether its actuanny a dinghy, the point that was made was that you went form the vc dinghy/coast guard boat, to the sa dinghy/coast guard boat and now all we have left is the coast guard boat and f*ck me were calling it a goddamn dinghy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Settle down and take your meds, kid. Dinghy is just a funny word to you, to me it's a life raft on the side of the Titanic. I think we've hit an iceburg, capt.! Man the boats, er, dighys?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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