OH NO Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Just thinking about some battles id like to see. A JEDI/SITH vs The T 1000..to see what a lightsaber would look like cutting through liquid metal. Lightsaber would probably cut/melt it to shreds though, with no chance of recovery. Ray mears vs Bear Gryllz..set loose in a sizeable wooded area, armed with nothing but a knife each. Mears would destroy that punk. James Bond vs Dr. Who..because that would just be wierd. An actually decent Alien vs Predator would also be nice. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Xenemorph (alien) vs a Velocoraptor (winner will be xenemorph) Cloverfield monster vs godzilla (winner will be Godzilla) Hulk vs spider man (winner will be Hulk) Superman vs Neo (winner will be Superman) Gort Vs Darlik (winner will be Gort) Kong vs Mighty Joe Young (winner will be Kong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Yul Brynner vs Steve McQueen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarface187 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Charles Bronson vs. Clint Eastwood. I'm trying to decide character wise which would be cooler. Paul Kersey vs. Harry Callahan or Harmonica vs The Man with No Name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Charles Bronson vs. Clint Eastwood. I'm trying to decide character wise which would be cooler. Paul Kersey vs. Harry Callahan or Harmonica vs The Man with No Name. I've actually started writing a comic script based on the Harry Callahan and Paul Kersey characters, set in a bay city, and based in the 70s. I was going to draw it like a classic 70s cop movie, in the vein of those movies, Bullitt, French Connection, those kinds of movies. The Enforcer vs the Vigilante is all I've got for a working title right now, but it sounds kind of lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Jason Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Charles Bronson vs. Clint Eastwood. I'm trying to decide character wise which would be cooler. Paul Kersey vs. Harry Callahan or Harmonica vs The Man with No Name. I've actually started writing a comic script based on the Harry Callahan and Paul Kersey characters, set in a bay city, and based in the 70s. I was going to draw it like a classic 70s cop movie, in the vein of those movies, Bullitt, French Connection, those kinds of movies. The Enforcer vs the Vigilante is all I've got for a working title right now, but it sounds kind of lame. Yo bro, toss your ideas my way. That sh*t sounds interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I was just thinking about something like this. I was watching No Country for Old Men. And Anton Chigurh is pretty badass. But is he the most Badass from a Coen Brothers movie? I would put Anton Chigurh up against Leonard Smalls from Raising Arizona. It's a tough one. Chigurh has the silenced shotgun, and Smalls has grenades, shotguns, and a motorcycle. But of course Chigurh IS the ultimate badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hulk vs spider man (winner will be Hulk) I think that's not so clear cut. I mean, the Hulk has strength, sure, but can he break out of Spider-Man's ultra-tough webs (even given that he just gets stronger when mad)? Not only that, but the Hulk might not even be able to catch Spidey because he's so damn fast and can stick to walls and sh*t. /nerdiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hulk vs spider man (winner will be Hulk) I think that's not so clear cut. I mean, the Hulk has strength, sure, but can he break out of Spider-Man's ultra-tough webs (even given that he just gets stronger when mad)? Not only that, but the Hulk might not even be able to catch Spidey because he's so damn fast and can stick to walls and sh*t. /nerdiness Not to mention Spider-Man usually outwits his opponents, Ala Rhino, he could drop some crane on the Hulk...or something. Also apparently Spider-Man's webs at their thickest are as strong as steel. Now I know the Hulk can rip apart such material with his hands, but what if his arms are by his side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 (edited) Mate, belive me when I say, the only super-hero that could beat The Hulk is Superman. Fast? The Hulk can jump across continents in the origional comics mate. The webs would be like pieces of paper to The Hulk. As he gets angrier, he gets stronger, I think he crushed the abomonation to death just by getting so angry! He can heal any injury including bits of his that have been blown off. Edited April 15, 2008 by The Unvirginiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hulk vs Spiderman...Spidey i reckon. Like Blackadder said, spidey would find a way to outwit the Hulk. Trap him in concrete or something. Or chuck a load of valium down his gullet to chill the sucker out, then beat him with a bar. I couldnt see the Hulk even getting near spidey. I have a huge bias here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Hulk vs spider man (winner will be Hulk) I think that's not so clear cut. I mean, the Hulk has strength, sure, but can he break out of Spider-Man's ultra-tough webs (even given that he just gets stronger when mad)? Not only that, but the Hulk might not even be able to catch Spidey because he's so damn fast and can stick to walls and sh*t. /nerdiness Not to mention Spider-Man usually outwits his opponents, Ala Rhino, he could drop some crane on the Hulk...or something. Also apparently Spider-Man's webs at their thickest are as strong as steel. Now I know the Hulk can rip apart such material with his hands, but what if his arms are by his side? Just by tensing his muscles he could rip them. How would spiderman even kill him? You see the Hulk can change a lot, if spider-man fired webs down his throat to suffocate him, he could just expand his throat or something. Spider-man could not find a way to kill him. Hulk would HEADCRUSH SPIDEY!!1111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackadder. Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 (edited) Hulk vs spider man (winner will be Hulk) I think that's not so clear cut. I mean, the Hulk has strength, sure, but can he break out of Spider-Man's ultra-tough webs (even given that he just gets stronger when mad)? Not only that, but the Hulk might not even be able to catch Spidey because he's so damn fast and can stick to walls and sh*t. /nerdiness Not to mention Spider-Man usually outwits his opponents, Ala Rhino, he could drop some crane on the Hulk...or something. Also apparently Spider-Man's webs at their thickest are as strong as steel. Now I know the Hulk can rip apart such material with his hands, but what if his arms are by his side? Just by tensing his muscles he could rip them. How would spiderman even kill him? You see the Hulk can change a lot, if spider-man fired webs down his throat to suffocate him, he could just expand his throat or something. Spider-man could not find a way to kill him. Hulk would HEADCRUSH SPIDEY!!1111 Well apparently in one comic Spider-Man knocked out the Hulk with a mere truck (Yes, just a truck), and since the Hulk is knocked out, he wouldn't be angry, would revert to Bruce Banner, then Spider-Man could do his bidding. I'd like to see Michael Westen (Burn Notice) VS James Bond. Edited April 15, 2008 by Blackadder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyzoot Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 The Bride vs Bill. Let's have that samurai sword fight on the beach under the sunrise please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Bruce Campbell(as Ash) Vs. Kurt Russell(as Jack Burton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazer3720 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Bruce Campbell(as Ash) Vs. Kurt Russell(as Jack Burton) Jack Burton hands down would kick the sh*t out of Ash. I mean the man drives the Pork Chop Express for f*cks sake, not to mention he knows how to shake the pillars of heaven pretty well too. Try to answer this one, cause I sure as hell cant: Han Solo Vs. Indiana Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Samantha and Jeannie..the nose-twitch versus the blink. No "holes" barred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Try to answer this one, cause I sure as hell cant: Han Solo Vs. Indiana Jones Damn, that's a good one. My vote'd have to be on Han Solo, he made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Aragog Vs Shelob (shelob) Basalisk Vs The Anaconda (Basilisk) Homer Simpson VS Peter Griffyn (Homer!) Bond Vs Bourne (Bond) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 (edited) Bond Vs Bourne (Bond) If weapons were involved, Bond would most definetly win, but if it's just bare fists, Bourne would rape. I have one: Princess Leia from Star Wars and Lyota Uhura from Star Trek in a makeout contest. Winner: Horny nerds everywhere. Edited April 16, 2008 by TubbyJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive La France Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Jack O'Neill vs. Angus Macguyver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark3boyz Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Robocop vs. Terminator FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav. Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Sly Stallone vs. Mr T. Oh wait... Nah, how about Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (as depicted in Hot Fuzz) vs. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker (from Rush Hour). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Jack Bauer vs Snake Plissken Theres a battle for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagga rabbit Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Gomer vs Goober. Barney Fife as referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Bond Vs Bourne (Bond) If weapons were involved, Bond would most definetly win, but if it's just bare fists, Bourne would rape. I have one: Princess Leia from Star Wars and Lyota Uhura from Star Trek in a makeout contest. Winner: Horny nerds everywhere. If I were to pick a star wars woman and star trek woman. It'd definitely be Aayla Secura (Hot Twi'lek Jedi) vs. Seven of Nine (Hot Borg chick). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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