sattizahn Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Atheists, just go and you'll see what happens haha nothing you fa**ot Ha! Ad-hominem adds nothing to your cause. Besides, you just waste everyone's time on these forums, anyway. Why don't you just go play your copy of GTA IV that you've been so diligently preaching about? What was the best part about it? When Bigfoot danced the Charleston on that Flagpole in Alderney? Or when they revealed the special character as "Jack Thompson" who was then revealed to be Niko's real father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache77pilot Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I really hope they do...Religions the biggest load of bollocks that ever happened. If you think, some humans must be really weak minded and stupid to believe that theres a man sat on a cloud and a man 1000 years ago could walk on water. hahaha. that was great. theres an invisible man in the sky. hahaha. but, he loves you. so funny ther should be much more religion jokes in gta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corimi Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Atheists, just go and you'll see what happens haha nothing you fa**ot Ha! Ad-hominem adds nothing to your cause. Besides, you just waste everyone's time on these forums, anyway. Why don't you just go play your copy of GTA IV that you've been so diligently preaching about? What was the best part about it? When Bigfoot danced the Charleston on that Flagpole in Alderney? Or when they revealed the special character as "Jack Thompson" who was then revealed to be Niko's real father? yea the bigfoot part was really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache77pilot Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Atheists, just go and you'll see what happens thats what they do when theyt know there invisible man in the sky is being attacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Hill Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache77pilot Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. Omg, here we go. as a christian, NEVER use the word sience, rly. Oh lets see, what do we got, Oh we got this: http://www.dkimages.com/discover/Home/Scie...-erectus-5.html and a: http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/08/22/g...rthals_zoom.jpg and my favorite: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog...hives/chimp.jpg But then, god could exist, and the neanderthals could be plain Lego, and the earth Flat, everyone who works on sabbath, should be killed - God and also the Blind Gut could be a lie aswell! Elvis didnt do drugs! Btw, the universe is faar from pefect... Edited April 14, 2008 by Jegermeister0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Hill Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Stop the bullsh*t, Belive in what ever you want as long as you dont bring your dreams/faith before the law, human rights and morality. Lets go back to the topic, I dont want to spam the forum with chimps anymore. Yes, religion is funny, everyone enjoys southpark. Edited April 14, 2008 by Jegermeister0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gog Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 For us hardcore atheists only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related I think GTA LCS had a nice radioprogram with a sick religious dude Classic. In his new show, he had even more to say. Wish I could find the clip. What's sad is that it's funny, but its so true. But there are so many people willing to believe in fairy tales that we will never be rid of it. We will always be held back. If the religions had their way, we would move backwards in all progress & die off slow & painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrKlorox Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) For us hardcore atheists only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related Yeah, that one is great. I happen to like Louis CK's take on the Catholic Church Here's to hoping GTA4 will be at least HALF this edgy. Edited April 14, 2008 by MrKlorox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Hill Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Unfortunately,you will know truth the hard way.A veil has been put on your heart, that's why you're so hard headed. Enjoy life on this "accidental" earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Unfortunately,you will know truth the hard way.A veil has been put on your heart, that's why you're so hard headed. enjoy this life on this "accidental" earth what if islam is right? huh? then your pritty f''ked dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Hill Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Unfortunately,you will know truth the hard way.A veil has been put on your heart, that's why you're so hard headed. enjoy this life on this "accidental" earth what if islam is right? huh? then your pritty f''ked dude are you talking to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gog Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Oh please with the guilt trips & the scare tactics. The proof of burden falls upon the believer of the supernatural. There's evidence of evolution, evidence of the Big Bang, evidence of the age of Earth & the life-forms on it. Most of it contradicts the beliefs & stories of religion. All religion. And since there's absolutely no evidence to back up ANY religion, I am probably right in my belief. You can turn around & say, "I can't explain, so I'll make it up, or I'll just believe in magic." But, if you step outside & think logically, you'll see that it's silly & childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Unfortunately,you will know truth the hard way.A veil has been put on your heart, that's why you're so hard headed. enjoy this life on this "accidental" earth what if islam is right? huh? then your pritty f''ked dude are you talking to me? No, mr Jebus Christ. OFC u You belive in a talking snake, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Son Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 this guys got the best views on religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gog Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 this guys got the best views on religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related I miss Bill Hicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyman20 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) Are all atheists bitter people? No, but we DON'T all try to lump religious people into one group and disguise it as a question *coughlikeyoucough* it appears that yes all atheist are bitter people and by the way: WHAT THE F(*K DOES HAVE TO DO WITH GTA? Edit: God Still Loves Edited April 14, 2008 by monkeyman20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Son Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 this guys got the best views on religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related I miss Bill Hicks. theres an emptiness in my heart that yearns for bill. imagine his take on todays world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent-Hill Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 I would rather see them make fun of athiests. Especially the "Millitant" ones like you. You wouldn't know God if he gave you life. See what I mean? you're an idiot. if god gave him life he be alive, and what is he? alive. so hed know. but god doesnt exist so stfu I don't see how anyone can deny the existence of GOD,who created the heavens and the earth and everything in them so perfectly.If you study science then you'll know that this universe wasn't a COINCIDENCE you f**king Darwin worshippers. If you don't beleieve me, just go ask one of the greatest minds Stephen Hawking. I rest my case. i like the idea of the big bang myself. makes much more sence them a giant invisibel amn who can walk on water just thinking "i think ill make the universe today" What caused the big bang then? Big Bang IS the cause. AND why the hell would it be Zeus who did it? Why not madonna? or Darwin. Stop talk about your dreams. Unfortunately,you will know truth the hard way.A veil has been put on your heart, that's why you're so hard headed. enjoy this life on this "accidental" earth what if islam is right? huh? then your pritty f''ked dude are you talking to me? No, mr Jebus Christ. OFC u You belive in a talking snake, haha. Just answer one question truthfully Do you really believe that your body with all its complexities was just an accident. Come on, use your brain for just a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gog Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 this guys got the best views on religion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related I miss Bill Hicks. theres an emptiness in my heart that yearns for bill. imagine his take on todays world! He'd probably be sick to his stomach with most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 (edited) Please, Please read this: Stop the bullsh*t, Belive in what ever you want as long as you dont bring your dreams/faith before the law, human rights and morality. Lets go back to the topic, I dont want to spam the forum with chimps anymore. We are not tryn to put your point of view, of your parents point of view, of the catholic point of view of the christian point of view of the jewish point of view of moses point of view of life into GTA. Religion is a funny subject, R* has done it before and we just hope to hear some more. If you want to talk about whats "the truth" we can take this somewhere else. ""Just answer one question truthfully? Do you really believe that your body with all its complexities was just an accident. Come on, use your brain for just a minute. "" No, my father put his ding dong in my moms cheeseburger and the millions of years of strong evolution writhen to the gens where slightly over 9 months EVOLVE to me My parents created me by choice, Not a global scam Edited April 14, 2008 by Jegermeister0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight_Yellow Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Are all atheists bitter people? Are all christians child molestors? Nobody wanting to answer this then? ------------------------------------------------------------ Christians are atheists just like me, i just believe in one less god than they do. Think about it, what makes christians right and Jews/Muslims/buhdists/Hindus wrong? Atheism is the only one that isnt rife with hypocrisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gog Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Do you really believe that your body with all its complexities was just an accident. Come on, use your brain for just a minute. No, it was not an accident. It happened through millions of years of evolution. And since your idea of "using your brain" amounts to "The magic man poofed it out of thin air" I think you should step back, open some science books & open your mind to the truth. Don't just sit there & deny things because they go against your beliefs. Learn to evolve your knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyman20 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GTA?!!!! by the way God loves you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegermeister0 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GTA?!!!! by the way God loves you god is a racist by letting small black children starve in Afrika. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyman20 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GTA?!!!! by the way God loves you god is a racist by letting small black children starve in Afrika. awwwwww....... that's so nice God still loves you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Son Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 "why don't we lighten things up and talk about abortion?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sattizahn Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 For us hardcore atheists only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related Yeah, that one is great. I happen to like Louis CK's take on the Catholic Church Here's to hoping GTA4 will be at least HALF this edgy. ...that's just ignorant. Actually, the Catholic church has the least filed complaints against members of the church (clergy, Holy-men, etc, etc). An extremely minute percent gave the entire church a bad name. Other denominations have way more extreme counts of pedophilia, rape, etc, etc. However, since the Catholic Church is already so big and widespread, it does make it a pretty easy target. It amazes me how much people love to mock and criticize the Catholics, yet when it comes to film and entertainment, Catholicism is the first Christian sect that film makers turn to to represent the graphic beauty within the churches and cathedrals, as well as aspects of the ceremonies, etc, etc. It's like saying, "We honor and respect your intricate ways, but we're still going to slander and drag your name through the mud simply because it makes us feel like we've actually accomplished something in our own lives." Attempting to prove someone else wrong doesn't automatically make you right. Actually, it makes you look like kind of a douche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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