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cockwagon boarded. Anyway, my town review by the usual residents:

 

Grays is a place in Essex, it is ova crowded by townies, however i am 1 so i dont mind. People from Grays are fukin gorgeous even tho admitingly they are mostly sluts or priks. Grays would b a much betta place wid out goths, punks, grungers and skater boys.

 

Grays is the best place in Essex.

The best place in Grays is Seabrookrise!

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Yay go Leeds! biggrin.gif

 

The third largest and second fastest growing city in the UK. Generally seen as the capital of the North due to Liverpool being sh*t, Newcastle being too small, and Manchester being in Lancashire.

 

chant: "Leeds Leeds Leeds Leeds Leeds!!!!"

 

Although most of the comments wern't that nice. colgate.gif

 

Leeds

 

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At least my town has some pretty good things being said about it: Pittsburgh, PA

 

 

Pittsburgh definition #16 has me baffeled:

 

Pittsburgh - (verb) To cause intercourse with a fat woman in the anus.

I'd definitely pittsburgh her ass, she's got some cushion for the pushin'!

 

 

EDIT: almost forgot the most famous town motto ever: "Pittsburgh, a drinking town with a football problem."

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Davo the Assassin
I didn't expect them to have my town confused.gif Don't know why i've never tried that before.

 

 

 

Dover

 

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

 

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

 

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

 

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your sh*t back a fortnight."

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dover

 

Love that little rhyme at the end lol.

Wow, someone else who lives in Dover, thats amazing smile.gif.

 

 

"Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in."

 

 

That sums Dover up nicely.

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Claude GTA3

I just searched for Croatia, and look...

 

Croatia!

 

Look at all the patriotic assholes writing how cool it is... LIES!

 

Any New Yorker / Chicago dude wanna trade?

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Yeah, probably a banned member posted that

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Algonquin Bridge

Like 1066ant, UD has my hometown as well... HOWEVER...

 

 

brilliant city with a wide variety of activities, has everything london does just not as STUPIDLY expensive and has a smaller population. THE CAPITAL OF THE NORTH (england)

 

Leeds is Brilliant!!!!!! Fudge u Battenburgs who say it's silt

 

Definetly do not agree.

I find Leeds utterly mind numbingly boring through the tourist's- eye.

Shops? Granted, there's the White Rose Shopping centre, and a few smaller places in town, Leeds only Caters to Moshers/Goths/Emos or Chavs (White trash, only they don't live in trailers. They live on council estates.)

And although things aren't as expensive as London, it still costs a bomb to catch a train down south!

 

Sorry, but It's always going to be London over Leeds for me. More transit options, better shops, more Landmarks, more sensible people than chavs, more atmosphere. Leeds is dreary or full of drunkards.

 

[/topichijackandrant]

 

Erm...

 

 

Hello, I am a veteran member. You may now agree with me.

 

I agree with this Vet. Member.

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EDIT: almost forgot the most famous town motto ever: "Pittsburgh, a drinking town with a football problem."

That sounds like Pittsburgh. I live about 60 miles south of it, but I'm up there 8-9 times a month. I hate the drivers there.

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Posted Aug 13, 07. isn't that around when demarest got his final ban?

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Mod at gtaforums: OMG fErraris rUel at drag races they run 4 sec!!

 

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Wheelman: You two know nothing... V8 rules at drag. And why did you try to stick the camshaft into the air intake? God you all know nothing.

 

Mod: I dOn't lyK you. You r banned!!

Oh man, that last part made me laugh like you won't believe.

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