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This has been posted before, but they're most likely previously banned members who wrote that.

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gtaforums.com is a online message board, thats full of ignorant hippocratic people who basically are a bunch of assholes, who think they rule the f*cking GTA community, because they were the first to make a forum for it, and there for are the largest forum with the most members, to date.

comparing with the number of users, this is the slowest replying and the most inactive forum, because people are afraid to post, all people who post comments that are above the understanding of these pore excuses for a moderator ussualy are banned and their topic locked.

also this forum is full of stupid n00b users who usually make replicated topics, so there is about 10 topics on the same subject. this could be fixed if this board would have a normal FAQ, which it hasn't. because people are afraid to ask questions, and yet again get banned.

admin/moderators are allowed to do almost everything (humiliate lower class users, make spam topics, post images with pornographic content, and so on and so on) while if the user do such thing there banned and their topic locked.

moderators and respected* users usually f*ck the n00b users off and ban them or warn them (which is the same thing as a ban, only temporary and after this time you won't want to come back), instead of teaching them how to use a board properly, or directing them to rules** topic

yet again the admins are doing nothing to make this forum any better, by alowing "hate" topics like: "xbox360 vs PS3". this can't be constructive discussion, because the name of the topic already means that people will argue and hate on each other, there for provoking admins to another "ban rampage" in which people who support the xbox360 will get banned as an result, because GTAforums are full of poor PS2 fanboys.

the core/main servers of this board is located Houston, Texas. and there for its no wonder that users and mods are such f*ckers, because there pure rednecks.

 

*a cocksucker to GTAforums

**a guide how to become a slave*

 

gtaforums is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet, since Fantasy MMORPG.

 

 

It's like #gta4 all over again.

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Entry #2: HTTP-500 Internal Server Error

 

Damn, I hated those days, back when the forum would receive a Internal Server Error every time to wanted to view a new topic, back when the old Gang forums were still around.

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gtaforums.com is a online message board, thats full of ignorant hippocratic people who basically are a bunch of assholes, who think they rule the f*cking GTA community, because they were the first to make a forum for it, and there for are the largest forum with the most members, to date.

comparing with the number of users, this is the slowest replying and the most inactive forum, because people are afraid to post, all people who post comments that are above the understanding of these pore excuses for a moderator ussualy are banned and their topic locked.

also this forum is full of stupid n00b users who usually make replicated topics, so there is about 10 topics on the same subject. this could be fixed if this board would have a normal FAQ, which it hasn't. because people are afraid to ask questions, and yet again get banned.

admin/moderators are allowed to do almost everything (humiliate lower class users, make spam topics, post images with pornographic content, and so on and so on) while if the user do such thing there banned and their topic locked.

moderators and respected* users usually f*ck the n00b users off and ban them or warn them (which is the same thing as a ban, only temporary and after this time you won't want to come back), instead of teaching them how to use a board properly, or directing them to rules** topic

yet again the admins are doing nothing to make this forum any better, by alowing "hate" topics like: "xbox360 vs PS3". this can't be constructive discussion, because the name of the topic already means that people will argue and hate on each other, there for provoking admins to another "ban rampage" in which people who support the xbox360 will get banned as an result, because GTAforums are full of poor PS2 fanboys.

the core/main servers of this board is located Houston, Texas. and there for its no wonder that users and mods are such f*ckers, because there pure rednecks.

 

*a cocksucker to GTAforums

**a guide how to become a slave*

 

gtaforums is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet, since Fantasy MMORPG.

 

 

It's like #gta4 all over again.

what do you mean by that (#gta4) ?

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gtaforums.com is a online message board, thats full of ignorant hippocratic people

 

Right... So we're all ignorant doctors?

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One guess on who made entry #5. orly.gif

Hahahhaah! Hilarious... gotta go show this to the Vehicle chat guys.

I've never laughed that much before lol.gif

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I didn't know my towns nickname was "The Sha'" Thats right bitches, I live in The Sha'

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I didn't know my towns nickname was "The Sha'" Thats right bitches, I live in The Sha'

Oh yeah? Well I live in New B., where "you eat linguica and jag."

 

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WTF is a scientlogy ad doing there... there trying to get to us!

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gtaforums.com is a online message board, thats full of ignorant hippocratic people

 

Right... So we're all ignorant doctors?

Hey, I've got a PhD in Awesome, where'd you go to school?

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admin/moderators are allowed to do almost everything (humiliate lower class users)

 

Isnt that thier job? happy.gif regardless, i got a laugh out of reading that.

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Anyone notice the 8th entry on the second page?

 

 

 

 

Full of elitist assholes who all wait till a "respected" member posts, then all agree with him.

Only well-known people become mods, regardless of their ability. If you are respected on the board, you can get away with literally anything. If you are not well known or respected, nobody will take any notice of you.

How to be "respected":

-Be a complete and utter dick to anybody who is not well known on the board.

-ALWAYS wait until a respected member posts, then agree with them. Everyone else does this; what makes you different?

-Eventually, you will get into one of their little "gangs". If you, by some miracle, get into "The Precinct", the most elitist "gang", everybody will worship you and it is only a matter of time until you are a moderator.

-Continue on this path and you will become an Admin.

 

You may think that I'm exaggerating. Fair enough. Just visit there, you'll see. Gen. Chat is the worst section.

 

Gtaforums = Plain old bullsh*t.

 

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I didn't expect them to have my town confused.gif Don't know why i've never tried that before.

 

 

 

Dover

 

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

 

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

 

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

 

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your sh*t back a fortnight."

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dover

 

Love that little rhyme at the end lol.

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I didn't expect them to have my town confused.gif Don't know why i've never tried that before.

 

 

 

Dover

 

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

 

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

 

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

 

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your sh*t back a fortnight."

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dover

 

Love that little rhyme at the end lol.

That's probably the best description I've seen.

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-Eventually, you will get into one of their little "gangs". If you, by some miracle, get into "The Precinct", the most elitist "gang", everybody will worship you and it is only a matter of time until you are a moderator.

 

Wayfarer devises an elaborate plot on how to get into that most elitist "gang", so everybody will worship him.
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Hello, I am a veteran member. You may now agree with me.

 

 

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Hahaha.

 

One guess on who made entry #5. orly.gif

Hahahhaah! Hilarious... gotta go show this to the Vehicle chat guys.

Vehicle chat is so much better with streetfire gone.

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Hello, I am a veteran member. You may now agree with me.

Agreed.

When's everybody else hopping on the cock bandwagon?

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