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The bastard is YOUR ASS!!!!! I say, you fool, make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

heyy wazza what? kilo of ddrug? why should i do one? f*ck you buy one yourself mann

Great, this has gone from the funniest quote thread, to the stupidest quote thing, and spikey's winning!

ooh wowoow there u callen me stupid?

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The bastard is YOUR ASS!!!!! I say, you fool, make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

heyy wazza what? kilo of ddrug? why should i do one? f*ck you buy one yourself mann

Great, this has gone from the funniest quote thread, to the stupidest quote thing, and spikey's winning!

ooh wowoow there u callen me stupid?

Well it's not like you're keeping it a secret or anything.

 

You still don't understand, nice.

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The bastard is YOUR ASS!!!!! I say, you fool, make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

heyy wazza what? kilo of ddrug? why should i do one? f*ck you buy one yourself mann

Great, this has gone from the funniest quote thread, to the stupidest quote thing, and spikey's winning!

ooh wowoow there u callen me stupid?

Well it's not like you're keeping it a secret or anything.

i stiil don't get ya

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The bastard is YOUR ASS!!!!! I say, you fool, make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

heyy wazza what? kilo of ddrug? why should i do one? f*ck you buy one yourself mann

Great, this has gone from the funniest quote thread, to the stupidest quote thing, and spikey's winning!

ooh wowoow there u callen me stupid?

Well it's not like you're keeping it a secret or anything.

i stiil don't get ya

No, you wouldn't.

 

Now please, leave.

ok?

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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

No, it's sad. The person should've done some reasearch, sure, people being taken advantage of isn't funny. (Unless you get taken advantage of in a "good" way)




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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

No, it's sad. The person should've done some reasearch, sure, people being taken advantage of isn't funny. (Unless you get taken advantage of in a "good" way)

Like being raped by a girl you like... mercie_blink.gif

 

Er... never mind, carry on.

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So here we are in that sperm topic, me and Gronf trying to trick Eeshan into looking at goatse, and GTASIX comes along and says:

 

 

Its someone bent over stretching their ass.

 

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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

No, it's sad. The person should've done some reasearch, sure, people being taken advantage of isn't funny. (Unless you get taken advantage of in a "good" way)

the mans birth date was ,20 February 1988. Come on what man that age cant get a job and buy an Xbox and also not realize that the website he was on was an Scam

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The bastard is YOUR ASS!!!!! I say, you fool, make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!!!!

heyy wazza what? kilo of ddrug? why should i do one? f*ck you buy one yourself mann

Great, this has gone from the funniest quote thread, to the stupidest quote thing, and spikey's winning!

ooh wowoow there u callen me stupid?

Well it's not like you're keeping it a secret or anything.

i stiil don't get ya

No, you wouldn't.

 

Now please, leave.

ok?

How illiterate can you possibly be? Seriously, "ok" cannot be a question, ok is a statement, always has been. So, please shut the f*ck up and don't come back to this forum, I do believe 4chan is in need of some more retards like you, so please run along now.

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Nah, -shaDow's post was even funnier.

 

 

Holy sh*t Hunter, you stretched the page out to a level not even Goatse himself can compete with.

 

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OMG lol, that made me laugh so hard. Ofcourse, not everybody knows what goatse is. Anyway, there's two funny quotes from the forum in my signature.

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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

No, it's sad. The person should've done some reasearch, sure, people being taken advantage of isn't funny. (Unless you get taken advantage of in a "good" way)

the mans birth date was ,20 February 1988. Come on what man that age cant get a job and buy an Xbox and also not realize that the website he was on was an Scam

Bullsh*t, you can get a job at 16, or hell even earlier. The guy got what he deserves, anything offering something that expensive for free is most likely a scam.

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Well some time ago i found one site called "prize4planet". They offer iPod's, consoles and money if u get some certain amount of points. So i registred and choosed my gift as Xbox 360. I started getting points, till i got those 21,000 points (took me about half year). And then the i found out that the prize4planet is just a dirty scam. There even is no button where i can get the xbox. And i even paid to get points faster...

This is a warning for everyone to saty away from prize4planet its a scam.

 

Hilarious

No, it's sad. The person should've done some reasearch, sure, people being taken advantage of isn't funny. (Unless you get taken advantage of in a "good" way)

the mans birth date was ,20 February 1988. Come on what man that age cant get a job and buy an Xbox and also not realize that the website he was on was an Scam

Bullsh*t, you can get a job at 16, or hell even earlier. The guy got what he deserves, anything offering something that expensive for free is most likely a scam.

THE TRUTH

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svip

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

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"Scientists at the LHC today announced the appearance of a new particle, known as the Berbatron, it apparently acts with great energy upon it's initial appearance, but disappears without trace after approximately 3 minutes.

 

In an exciting week for particle physics, experts are already comparing the discovery with the re-discovery of the "Roonatron" on Wednesday night in Zagreb. This particle was initially discovered many years ago, but after early promising results scientists lost the elusive particle for a number of years. The shock of its re-emergence on Wednesday was matched only by the shock this Saturday afternoon when the particle vanished again. Scientist Fok Man Yoo from the Chinese Reactor for Advanced Particle Physics (CRAPP) explains, "It seems that the one surviving example of this amazingly inconsistent particle has been swept into a black hole known as 'Carrasbakpoket' where it is interacting with another particle that we are calling the Tevezetic Quasimodotron. Together the particles expend huge amounts of energy but produce curiously little effect."

 

The experiment continues. In other news police on Merseyside are investigating a massive burglary at a whiskey refinery near the Anfield area, which occurred at around 3pm today."

 

If you don't understand English football, it's not funny, but if you do it's absolutely hilarious. It came just after the match between Liverpool and Manchester United.

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

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You obviously didn't understand what I meant by that.

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TheSamurai Hobo
"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

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You obviously didn't understand what I meant by that.

I understood, there is some random conversation going on in here, still doesn't make it wrong to post something about the original topic though

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"Scientists at the LHC today announced the appearance of a new particle, known as the Berbatron, it apparently acts with great energy upon it's initial appearance, but disappears without trace after approximately 3 minutes.

 

In an exciting week for particle physics, experts are already comparing the discovery with the re-discovery of the "Roonatron" on Wednesday night in Zagreb. This particle was initially discovered many years ago, but after early promising results scientists lost the elusive particle for a number of years. The shock of its re-emergence on Wednesday was matched only by the shock this Saturday afternoon when the particle vanished again. Scientist Fok Man Yoo from the Chinese Reactor for Advanced Particle Physics (CRAPP) explains, "It seems that the one surviving example of this amazingly inconsistent particle has been swept into a black hole known as 'Carrasbakpoket' where it is interacting with another particle that we are calling the Tevezetic Quasimodotron. Together the particles expend huge amounts of energy but produce curiously little effect."

 

The experiment continues. In other news police on Merseyside are investigating a massive burglary at a whiskey refinery near the Anfield area, which occurred at around 3pm today."

 

If you don't understand English football, it's not funny, but if you do it's absolutely hilarious. It came just after the match between Liverpool and Manchester United.

Haha seeing as i support Liverpool that has cheered up my day no end. Especially the last line of the paragraph.

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The "getaway" excuse.

 

The "gta is only based on American culture" excuse.

 

 

Give it a few hours we will probably have;

 

The "i dont like the snobbish accent" excuse. (bear in mind the accent their probably thinking of, only exists in sh*tty american sitcoms).

 

The "theres no crime cos guns are banned" excuse. (yeah because criminals never break the law and illegally obtain guns do they).

 

And my personal favorite;

 

The "i dont want to drive on the other side of the road cos im a moron whos one brain cell could never even comprehend a difficult task such as remembering to drive on the other side of the road" excuse.

 

Some guys talking about the next GTA being set in Britain. This just made me laugh for some reason today, maybe its the way i read it i dont know, but the guy seemed pretty pissed with some excuses.

 

Also:

 

 

Twas a sh*t birthday. I mean honestly, what parent gets their kid a deep fat fryer for their eighteenth?

 

I also pissed my self with laughter at that one. Sorry for the guy who got that as a present but its still funny.

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

thank you

 

PACK YOUR BAGS WE'LL TONIGHT

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'its crazy!'

 

this particular member keeps saying it for some reason, its getting funny now

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

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