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I don't like Halloween. Probably because I never go trick-or-treating. If any of you come to my house, you WILL be shot
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LaBan @ Sep 10 2008, 05:16]We don't need any pictures of your goddamn China and please don't bother to make any more topics. You'd better make me some toys.

 

damn communists.

 

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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LaBan @ Sep 10 2008, 05:16]We don't need any pictures of your goddamn China and please don't bother to make any more topics. You'd better make me some toys.

 

damn communists.

 

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

+1 LOL

 

toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

this can be the next icanhascheezburger.

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LaBan @ Sep 10 2008, 05:16]We don't need any pictures of your goddamn China and please don't bother to make any more topics. You'd better make me some toys.

 

damn communists.

 

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

haha when i first read that i did almost pee a little!!

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LaBan @ Sep 10 2008, 05:16]We don't need any pictures of your goddamn China and please don't bother to make any more topics. You'd better make me some toys.

 

damn communists.

 

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

haha when i first read that i did almost pee a little!!

woah, a bit too much information there, DJ.

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Hey my old topic is still going. Anyway this was posted yesterday in VC section ah gotta love blutarsky for living under a rock.

 

I am an enthusiast player of Vice City Stories PSP version and beleive is one of my alltime favs.

 

The only concern is about PSP display size, so I got my hands on the PC version and...... BAD surprise....

 

The PC version porting is a complete CRAP. What happened to the original black Vic Vance? What happened to the original Hector Hernandez and the orginal soundtrack?

 

They could have acheive a masterpiec, given PC capabilities....but NO!

 

A beleive the PC porting is a complete FLOP and ask my self HOW rockstar allowed such a crappy porting.

 

Your thoughts?

 

 

 

Then Bullet_Chris's response

 

The stupid dumbass never heard of Vice City.

Dumbass,Vice City Stories is for Ps2 and psp only.The game you got is Vice City(the normal one, the first)which has the same city but different story etc

 

 

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halloween 2008 -topic

 

 

If you're gonna scare people, mix in a little realism.

 

Dress up like the SUPER LARGE HADRON COLLIDER! =) haha.

 

those were by the same person on the same post but for some reason

i cant quote more than on line at a time. sad.gif

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

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Hell if she looked ok, I'd do a 50-year old one.

Reply.

 

By 50 though, you could probably walk in and out of her.

 

From Guybrush_Threepwood and Eddie280. lol.gif

 

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Omnia sunt Communia
This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

That made me laugh.

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

Haha that sh*t is classic, do you remember who posted that GTAvanja ?

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

Haha that sh*t is classic, do you remember who posted that GTAvanja ?

some twat that goes by the name of pennypacker (http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=333667)

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Yeah, its funny how f*cking aliens invade and the problem can be solved with a lazer but as soon as the f*ckin Russians start poking around our server he doesn't even have time to break out a supersoaker.

 

 

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Taste Of Chaos

On my memory stick, I had a text file named 'Anuj' with this hilarious paragraph on why people shouldn't advertise on GTAF or something like that. I obviously saw it somewhere and thought it was funny and saved it.

 

I'll see if its still on there.

 

EDIT: Yeah, here it is.

 

 

You grow a ballsack or something, boy? You haven't got the f*cking money to get costumes, I doubt you c*nts have half the brain cells required to use a vacuum table without tearing your 3" dick off, and you've got the attitude of a f*cking disabled Vietnam vet. I'm flaming now, you twat. I'll give you a complete set of Halo armor, but it's going to be 400 xeroxes of my cock with the words f*ck YOU c*nt in red text.

 

f*ck your topic. If you want to raise money, don't try it here.

 

 

I spent a good ten minutes laughing at that.

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Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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I'm a virgin, I play about 25 hours of soccer a week, and I'm a bit desperate when it comes to girls.

You don't need to tell us anything man, we already know you're lame.

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LaBan @ Sep 10 2008, 05:16]We don't need any pictures of your goddamn China and please don't bother to make any more topics. You'd better make me some toys.

 

damn communists.

 

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

lol

 

i want a kilo of drug

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Necrophilia,Child Murder,and Bullying the Mentally Ill.I am glad I left these forums.Now for the grand finale....

 

(GTAForums HQ is blown up to the 1812 Overture.Flesh-N-Bone and the BUYG staff are murdered like the Romanovs.And their bodies are spat upon.Sora Hasegawa and Angelo Leone are triumphant.They later die in their sleep and go to Heaven)

 

I called 911,and I shall live.No more will poison trouble me.

 

I love BUYG.

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What a pussy. Heaven? I don't think any BUYG staff (myself included) are going to Heaven. Hell's where it's at, where 12 year olds can smoke at bars, listen to death metal music and get involved in high speed car accidents. Black smoke and drum solos wherever you look.

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What a pussy. Heaven? I don't think any BUYG staff (myself included) are going to Heaven. Hell's where it's at, where 12 year olds can smoke at bars, listen to death metal music and get involved in high speed car accidents. Black smoke and drum solos wherever you look.

I'm probably the only BUYG staff member that's a Christian. tounge.gif

 

That longkissgoodnight had a lot of good quotes (stupid, of course) and also dawg1990 had some classics.

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Maybe so, and maybe I'm glorifying Hell but I don't care, it's the media's fault. And Futurama, never has Robot Hell looked so damn good.

 

And while we're on quotes:

 

 

its weird i registered my PSN tag and cant seem to get in.... orly.gif  turn.gif

Can you read? It clearly says xbox.

 

The idea of this just made me chuckle, especially when the address has "X BOX" plastered in it, as well as the post.

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There was ment to be a Game Boy Advance version but it was canceled.

 

 

 

 

He meant GTA3. ever noticed why there's a big picture of Grand Theft Auto III up this forum.

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The flying script is taken from the SuperMan mod made by VC1976JLN...

Yes i know but its pretty cool right? icon14.gif can i have a cookie?

For using a mod without premission? What the hell..?

I think he was just using the fly mod to make the trailer look cooler when he was really showing the character. I dought he wanted everyone to believe he made the fly script.

 

The skin might have been stolen from here at least:

http://www.gtainside.com/en/download.php?do=comments&cat=201&start=0&id=17258&orderBy=

 

No i made the skin and the fly mod i didnt made it and i didnt know that i needed permission to use it and my friend from school wanted it and i gave it to him and i guess he uploaded it

that little rat is gonna pay. angry.gifangry.gifangry.gif

That mod dates from 07.07.2008

I made it a long time ago just that i didnt wanted the people to download it i was so selfish

but now my friend and i did it and he did upload it.

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toy is your ass you motherf*cker!!!!!I say, you fool ,make me a kilo of DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol.gif

It's so fun to say that! especially if you say the "KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!" part in a snooty accent

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

I loled so much I lost my voice. Dose that mean I'm now Claude?

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

I loled so much I lost my voice. Dose that mean I'm now Claude?

No, that means you're now dumb.

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This made me laugh a lot

 

 

Why is sh*t censored here? Its a f*cking gta forum by god.

 

sh*tty sh*tty bang bang.

 

 

Can you say rectum?

 

EDIT_ oh awesome...you can say rectum.

I loled so much I lost my voice. Dose that mean I'm now Claude?

No, that means you're now dumb.

You're probably right. Now I'm sad, I'm gonna go eat a bucket of icecream cryani.gif

 

 

 

lol just kidding. lol.gif Nice zing.

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