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Hodgey.

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spursfan111

QUOTE (Zildijan @ Jan 3 2008, 21:00)

 

(Simseth)I did, and recently got an email where it was accepted and I had to sign some stuff.

 

Thats funny, because at no point do they ask for an email address...plus by pressing 1(one) when they ask you to you immediately sign all rights over to them. By pressing it you agree to the terms, and the terms basically say that you sign all rights of that audio clip over to them.

 

Too bad you are lying about something as unimportant as this trying to get some attention for it.

 

 

I was rofling uncontrolably

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OH NO

 

Am I the only one to notice that every time one of these 'best quote' topics come up, the so called 'quotes' inside are just getting weaker and weaker?  confused.gif  I remember back in the day when I saw a quote thread I knew I was in for a f*cking laugh.

Youre not wrong..I havent been around for long but i still remember an old topic that was absolute gold. Still some good uns in here though..the one eddie posted..the ropers animal bowling capers had me in stitches.

 

 

and this

 

 

 

Paco hangs head

 

This is a poor example of a "rap and hip hop topic". Out of the 5 sites linked, there's only ONE even worthy to be there, B.I.G.

 

no the only one worthy is 2paclegacy.com

 

Note the dates. And the fact that Paco is banned.

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compo11

I remember when I said I was God, that cracked me up happy.gif

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devilrock28

I was reading a topic about something and I came across this:

 

 

OH NO! i need an umbrella, or the dogs feline and strudel will get me!

 

I laugh for about 15 minutes. biggrin.gif

 

 

I remember when I said I was God, that cracked me up  happy.gif

 

You crack yourself up? wtf?

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Stefan.
I remember when I said I was God, that cracked me up happy.gif

I remember when you made that topic in SD about how Barnsley lost to Liverpool. I flamed you. Now that's some good material there. icon14.gif

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DemonKing

 

I went into Kmart the other day and had a sh*t in there?

 

 

 

ok.

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ryuclan
I was rofling uncontrolably

..... ph34r.gifbiggrin.gif

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papanesta
I can guarantee pretty much all of these quotes will come from zak.

Only if he was posting pictures of his face.

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willgtavcs

If someone could please link me to hazer blades profileP i could find something for sure. wink.gif

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Oblivionz

 

I'LL FUK ALL UR MUMS. 1 BY 1. BRING EM AHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I have no friends.

 

Now that guy had some amazing quotes. sad.gif

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DemonKing
I can guarantee pretty much all of these quotes will come from zak.

Only if he was posting pictures of his face.

X100 with A rambo bandana on his head.

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Stefan.

This is a classic:

 

 

I don't have any quotes, because none of my friends are retarded.

Ah, I see what you did there. Please, teach me how to be cool like you.

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The Unvirginiser

Me responding to a twat on writer's discussion

 

 

And LKG, you are not updating any work so can you keep your "critisicm" and ill-educated use of quotations to the stories themselves and out of writer's updates... as this and this whole forum sub-section is for writers!

 

longkissgoodnight's reply back

 

 

Hey Unvirgioniser - I am not updating any work because I don't want to and people didn't even give me a chance. I don't use quotations in my comments. And not "everybody" writes stories.

 

 

 

What a "dick"

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*MURDOC*

 

When you buy a new game, do you smell the game manual.

Will you do it for GTA 4?

 

Dont make retard topics.

 

 

 

I just thought this was pretty "interesting".

lol.gif

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cockanopolis

 

 

wachizmo83

Posted: Apr 15 2008, 11:26

Quote Post

 

 

Snitch

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XXXXX

 

 

 

 

just another shrimp on the new zealand hates australia barbie, your rating system in aus just sh*t all over us, sort it out you waltzing matilda piece of sh*t eating, c*ck craving, thunder c*nt munching, convict yobo tools !!!!! f*****ck you

 

woah i think i blacked out, what did i miss, suicidal.gif

 

dear australians,

the country of new zealand begs you to over throw that bumf*ck backwater governer that is the thorn in your rating systems side

 

sincerly, helen( i am a man) clarke PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hilarious dont you agree

 

 

 

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Oblivionz

 

dud dats not gas

dats a chikn

 

That made me laugh harder than the topic did.

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The Killa
dud dats not gas

dats a chikn

 

That made me laugh harder than the topic did.

Was just about to post that.

 

That wins the thread.

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swolo yaggins
I remember when I said I was God, that cracked me up happy.gif

I remember when you made that topic in SD about how Barnsley lost to Liverpool. I flamed you. Now that's some good material there. icon14.gif

I WOULD HATE TO FEEL THE BURN OF YOUR FLAMES.

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yakuza warlord

I remember Vegas's quote. I have it and I'll bring it up in a bit.

 

I also have a bunch of SagaciousKJB's quotes.

 

Man I have a lot from back in the day.

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Stefan.
I remember when I said I was God, that cracked me up happy.gif

I remember when you made that topic in SD about how Barnsley lost to Liverpool. I flamed you. Now that's some good material there. icon14.gif

I WOULD HATE TO FEEL THE BURN OF YOUR FLAMES.

Yeah, who wouldn't.

 

In SA the other day, this guy posted this random guess in the Trivia topic...

 

 

Are you a human in a sausage suit? David Schwimmer?

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DaSanAnThug
I think I officially hate everything you've said and stand for. Congratulations  icon14.gif

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joe_bevis

i somebody posted

 

 

can you post pictures of sounds you've heard

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Benzoboy

 

"2- romans house

2-bohan

2-playboys

2- other house in algonquin

2-alderny"

 

where do you store the 9 and 10 cars

 

</thread>

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KillerKabel

I'm surprised there aren't any quotes from the Masturbating thread.

 

Theres nothing more satisfying than seeing a string of your own hot spunk oozing down a dog's face

 

Made me lol.

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Hart
I'm surprised there aren't any quotes from the Masturbating thread.

 

Theres nothing more satisfying than seeing a string of your own hot spunk oozing down a dog's face

 

Made me lol.

Arrghh, im glad I stayed out of there for the most part

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Mr. Someguy

 

dud dats not gas

dats a chikn

 

This is worthy of a repost.

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DaSanAnThug
dud dats not gas

dats a chikn

 

This is worthy of a repost.

where is that chikn quote from?

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Breaking Bohan

I thought this exchange was funny:

 

QUOTE (The Unvirginiser @ Jun 26 2008, 21:42)

Sad when somebody pretends to be drunk....

I was at a party once and jumped from the top stair and landed on the second to bottom one.. spent the night in casualty

 

Reply:

Ladi f*cking da.You thik this is fake yoy son of a bitch!? you tink you are higher than me? You don't know what you are f*cking on! Get the f*ck off the foryns. Everyone has hated you since you made a mockery of the fourm since your little show on the PH forms with the underground tunnel. Evetyone thinks you should be banned but by the skin of your teeth you hve managed to stay in, consider yourself very f*ckung lucky. the next time you do someint to piss the forums off you can consiuder yourself banned just ike chris cambo who was also a fag for thinking he was COOL to make fun of pther people and give th forumd a bad name on the PH FOrum. By the way, GREAT NAME! I bet you've never experience sex you f*cking poser. Get rhe f*ck off the forums you twat!

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Bartleby
Your mother is a f*cking whore. f*ck you.

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Xo4
Your mother is a f*cking whore. f*ck you.

Greatest. Quote. Ever.

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