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Hodgey.

Great quotes you've heard on this forum

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Hodgey.
'ps3 might look like a George foreman grill but the xbox 360 looks like a toaster and everybody likes burgers over toast'

 

From dodgeviper500 sig. Couldnt be more true.

There's a saying thats spreading forum wide.

 

"Fanboys suck balls"

 

Couldn't be more true.

Dude if thats your favourite quote, then ok. confused.gif

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TenaciousD.

 

Got some nice BBQ Spare Ribs waiting for me in the kitchen.

Fifteen Minutes Later

 

Just had those Spare Ribs, never tasted more salt in my life, they were disgusting. Not going to that Chinese again, f*cking bastards.

 

 

I love Kev

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OH NO

Some guy on about GTA news he found online.

 

 

 

Its news not tv there not going to fool u

 

 

i think he was serious

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Woody510
'ps3 might look like a George foreman grill but the xbox 360 looks like a toaster and everybody likes burgers over toast'

 

From dodgeviper500 sig. Couldnt be more true.

There's a saying thats spreading forum wide.

 

"Fanboys suck balls"

 

Couldn't be more true.

Dude if thats your favourite quote, then ok. confused.gif

It's my favorite quote too. bored.gif

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Runey
'ps3 might look like a George foreman grill but the xbox 360 looks like a toaster and everybody likes burgers over toast'

 

From dodgeviper500 sig. Couldnt be more true.

There's a saying thats spreading forum wide.

 

"Fanboys suck balls"

 

Couldn't be more true.

Dude if thats your favourite quote, then ok. confused.gif

Its not my favorite quote but its true.

 

I hate fanboys. bored.gif

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Claude GTA3
I hate fanboys. bored.gif

Ey yo b-boy, you be dissin' my consoles, cracka'! Im'ma blast a cap in yo ass! Ma gun is in ma hat, in der, dere's a rat, with a cat. sarcasm.gif

 

Fanboyism = icon13.gif

 

Fanboyism is just a few nubile idiots running around saying that their hardware is better than the other. But everyone knows only one will prevail...

 

user posted image

 

Pong owns GTA any day.

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monkeyman237

 

As for jacking off, that sh*t just falls onto the floor or god knows where.

 

Not the funniest thing I've read here, but this sprang to my mind when I read the topic title. It was just in the middle of a serious debate, made me laugh. tounge.gif

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Crokey

Me, so what I found it funneh.

 

 

If my dad was older...I'd make my parents f*ck circa 1967, so i could grow up with my favourite music...too bad my dad's only 40 this year, my mom's 52.

Most folk I know would probably throw up at the thought of their parents going at it like a couple of randy gazelles, the fact you seem quite up for it makes me want to put on my sneekers and run like a igloo from a zippo.

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anus

I can't remember who said this, but it's from quite a new topic.

 

 

Well what the f*ck am I supposed to do 2AM on a school day? Mow the lawns?

 

Made me laugh. This definitely isn't the funniest line I've read here, but this one's off the top of my head tounge.gif.

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Hodgey.
I can't remember who said this, but it's from quite a new topic.

 

 

Well what the f*ck am I supposed to do 2AM on a school day? Mow the lawns?

 

Made me laugh. This definitely isn't the funniest line I've read here, but this one's off the top of my head tounge.gif.

LOL i like that one to, one liners are the best. IMO.

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chris cambo

There truely are some great quotes around this forum, i like the one about mowing the lawn at 2:00 AM made me chuckle.

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Eddie280

I cant remember the details as the topic has been locked but it was on the EA to take over thread and it went a little like this.

 

 

Come on now the joke is up

Tell your mother to go back to bed

 

I loled, if it was you who said that let me know. tounge.gif

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Digïtál £vîl

I just read this in the GTANetwork section

 

 

lol, i got banned a while back in chat for calling jallar biased

 

lol and now i get banned for saying lol,

 

lol this guy was trying to egg me on and after a little arguement where he made all his mom jokes and gay jokes, i called him immature and a little kid, anyways this little arguement got the eye of jallar again ( jallar the biggest biased fagget on here), so he said if we kept argueing he would kick us, so after the other guy called me a fagget another time jallar banned him

 

my simple response to him being kicked was "lol"

 

and for this i get banned

 

i dont understand, jallar this is the second time that i have done nothing to get banned, your a fagget

 

Here is the topic: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=324536

 

 

It is only so funny because of how retarded the guy sounds.

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nlitement

 

It is only so funny because of how retarded the guy sounds.

your such a biased fagget.

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Bad~Boy#17
Edited by Bad~Boy#17

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TheRoper

From here: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=215221&st=0

 

 

nah ive seen better, its still tres funny tho, the best one ive seen was a 1 where a bowler bowled the ball, but then a seagull flew between them, no prizes for guessing what happened next + it was a vid, not a picture, i'll try 2 dig it up

what the f*ck was a seagull doing in a bowling alley? mercie_blink.gif

I think he means cricket mate. wink.gif

what the f*ck was a cricket doing in a bowling alley? mercie_blink.gif

 

 

Quoting yourself is lame though... icon13.gif

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poopskin

 

EHY ORIGINAL POSTER WHICH IS A SONY FONY  SHOOOOOO SYOP MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT  ur 360  as u dont have 1you think pppl are stupid its the net any 1 and we all know how rabid sony trolls are can make up storys belive me ull here wayyy more rrod/360 issues right before gta comes out as sony trolls are trying their best  on all site on the net to dowplay gta on th e360

 

 

and ps buying  a ps3 will be the biggest mistake any gamers does.

 

JR4MM4R'2. get some.

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DeeperRed

 

FYI Pcs are supieor to consoles

 

 

Yeh because everyone has a fy1 pc...

and who the hell wants to play on a pc when consoles are far better with controllers and huge hd tv screens.

and not even a fy1 can be better than a ps3 without it costing much more, and you still wouldn't be able to play Blu-ray or xbox games

 

I couldn't stop laughing

 

 

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tommy vs. claude

 

 

these guys are just complete stupid ok i kno i missed spelled sum things but they act like they dont kno wuh i mean and idc if they talk shyt bout the way i write thatsz the way i write in the internet cuz thatsz da way i really talk and i cud write thingsz that they dont even kno wtf im talking about cusz thatsz how it isz in the ghetto of new york city [[Manhattan/Algonquin] lol 

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Ill.Will

 

Now there are some exceptions, i've played gtaIV since i was like 12 or 13 and i'm not scarred for life, nor do i have the urge to kill random pedestrians and pick up hookers.

This was funny to me, I was reading this topic "Little Kids and GTA" when I came across this! I find it hilarious! lol.gif My bad if someone posted this already! tounge2.gif

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K^2
From here: http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=215221&st=0

 

 

nah ive seen better, its still tres funny tho, the best one ive seen was a 1 where a bowler bowled the ball, but then a seagull flew between them, no prizes for guessing what happened next + it was a vid, not a picture, i'll try 2 dig it up

what the f*ck was a seagull doing in a bowling alley? mercie_blink.gif

I think he means cricket mate. wink.gif

what the f*ck was a cricket doing in a bowling alley? mercie_blink.gif

 

 

Quoting yourself is lame though... icon13.gif

Tears flooded my eyes. Haven't laughed like that in a while.

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Stefan.

One off the top of my head.

 

 

I think it's an insult that Mxy was not nominated for most knowledgable member.

 

 

I think your face is an insult!

 

Made me chuckle.

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DemonKing

Me and beav just had a funny convo on MSN

 

 

 

beavis says:

why aren't you smoking man?

beavis says:

can't get any?

Italmeheo says:

yeah

beavis says:

mow the lawn for a couple of bucks

Italmeheo says:

Nononon I have money

beavis says:

?

Italmeheo says:

I have money

beavis says:

i know

beavis says:

then whats the problem?

Italmeheo says:

I don't kno where to get it?

beavis says:

where you at?

Italmeheo says:

New zealand

beavis says:

do you know imi?

beavis says:

he lives in NZ

beavis says:

i think

beavis says:

he might be able to get weed

Italmeheo says:

Yeah I know imi

Italmeheo says:

But he lives up in north unless he posts it

beavis says:

weed pretty scarce over there?

Italmeheo says:

Yeah, well the cops dont like it

beavis says:

f*cking bacon sh*tters

Italmeheo says:

Hahahaha

Italmeheo says:

Goddamitt I gotta quote that

beavis says:

cops give your weed back her

beavis says:

here

Italmeheo says:

real?

beavis says:

yeah

Italmeheo says:

mint

beavis says:

if you have your scrip

Italmeheo says:

Nice

beavis says:

i know

beavis says:

its really nice

beavis says:

unless if you run into any sh*t f*ck sheriffs

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Stefan.

Ha, bacon. beavis is a gun.

 

Do you know who had funny lame quotes? Turtle/Andy.

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Hodgey.

Quote by Lampir, cos the thread asked which eye will you use tolook at IV first.

 

'my third eye, im gonna wave my wang around at the tv for a while with my eyes closed first.'

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Wayfarer

From the Movies & TV section...

 

 

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a movie of Vice City or in fact any other GTA game but let's stick with GTA Vice City for the moment as an example.

So, do me a favour and tell me which gta YOU would like there to be a movie of!

Never mind if the movie goes on for too long, It's GTA!!! smile.gif

 

It's called Scarface.

 

Nothing special, but it makes me lol every time I see it. biggrin.gif

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IceCreamMan

I have to agree with K^2 on that one, it's pretty damn funny.

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sanandreas luva101
WHY EAT POTATOSE WHEN THERES CABBAGE,I dont give a sh*t anymore im gonna get drunk and get laid so gooby fat joes back livin moneky of man who rubbband f*ck Hazer f*ck you all f*ck me too oh dame im drunk f*ck it.ahappy i siaid f*ck hazer huh

 

LOL f*ckface

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Gouveia
FYI Pcs are supieor to consoles

 

 

Yeh because everyone has a fy1 pc...

and who the hell wants to play on a pc when consoles are far better with controllers and huge hd tv screens.

and not even a fy1 can be better than a ps3 without it costing much more, and you still wouldn't be able to play Blu-ray or xbox games

 

I couldn't stop laughing

He seriously said it? I mean, fy1 PCs? lol.gif

He can't even distinguish an "I" from a "1"?

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Macintire Sniper

Am I the only one to notice that every time one of these 'best quote' topics come up, the so called 'quotes' inside are just getting weaker and weaker? confused.gif I remember back in the day when I saw a quote thread I knew I was in for a f*cking laugh.

 

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