*MURDOC* Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead Shame the forums can't grow a cock and slap him with it eh? O.K. now, with quotes like this we can keep this topic going! Where else do you hear sh*t like that from a Mod? I do so enjoy this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 anuj is the master, we just watch and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 anuj is the master, we just watch and learn. Oh god yeah, anuj quote is enthroned in my member title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Not a lot of people know this, but years ago Azkoyen coded a hidden feature into the boards. In each person's profile, mods can click a button that adds the person to their "sh*tlist", a colloquial term for "members to watch". Every day, it'll PM me an update with every single one of their posts for that day. I rarely use the feature because I don't feel like being inundated with PMs. The only time I really use it is when I'm 100% sure that I'm going to end up banning that member within a week. Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. 'Nuj, you just made my heart smile. (and gave me a semi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. 'Nuj, you just made my heart smile. (and gave me a semi) I'll have to agree with both statements in this quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dice Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead. Christ, just burn you're keyboard. I lol'd for about 15 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead. Christ, just burn you're keyboard. I lol'd for about 15 minutes I know what you mean. "Burn you are keyboard" doesn't make a lot of sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeperRed Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Fail at trying to be clever He said "In this forum" so your sentence makes no sense. If he said "from this forum" then the joke would of still been sh*t but at least it would of made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead. Christ, just burn you're keyboard. I lol'd for about 15 minutes I know what you mean. "Burn you are keyboard" doesn't make a lot of sense at all. Oops, schoolboy grammar error Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 help...him.....maybe...he..dranktoo.....mush.... OT, wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead Shame the forums can't grow a cock and slap him with it eh? O.K. now, with quotes like this we can keep this topic going! Where else do you hear sh*t like that from a Mod? You should try explosm.net. One badass forum. No filter post and just one heck of a place. THey still have rules though but yeah, it's a pretty fun forum...too bad I got banned from it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Not a lot of people know this, but years ago Azkoyen coded a hidden feature into the boards. In each person's profile, mods can click a button that adds the person to their "sh*tlist", a colloquial term for "members to watch". Every day, it'll PM me an update with every single one of their posts for that day. I rarely use the feature because I don't feel like being inundated with PMs. The only time I really use it is when I'm 100% sure that I'm going to end up banning that member within a week. Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. Holy sh*t, why did I just picture Clint Eastwood saying that to an asian kid? ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Not a lot of people know this, but years ago Azkoyen coded a hidden feature into the boards. In each person's profile, mods can click a button that adds the person to their "sh*tlist", a colloquial term for "members to watch". Every day, it'll PM me an update with every single one of their posts for that day. I rarely use the feature because I don't feel like being inundated with PMs. The only time I really use it is when I'm 100% sure that I'm going to end up banning that member within a week. Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. Holy sh*t, why did I just picture Clint Eastwood saying that to an asian kid? You weren't the only one. Anyone can make any topic turn into a sh*thole (please refer to a certain milestone ). Anyone can say something funny and make people LOOOOOOL for hours. But is it only me or does it seem better and funnier when it's a mod that says it? Most members who say something funny usually get busted in the end, anyway. Mods say marvelous things, especially witty yet funny things when locking topics up. Here's a few... CharmingCharlie responding to this; Answer these like:1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Alright. To the questions: 1. If you could be in any place in the world right now, where would it be and why? 2. How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 3. If you could be a famous celebrity, who would it be any why? 4. What is your favorite color? 5. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? 1. In here locking this topic 2. Not as many as the lumps of sugar in my coffee that I am drinking whilst I lock this topic 3. I would be the evil Charming Closing Charlie 4. Padlock Gray 5. Answer 5 questions before I locked the topic. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Jelly giving advice to Slamman who bumped an old topic. Sigh. Slamman. •GET A JOB, FFS. STOP WHINING. •Try taking some vitamins, it might help the erratic, random posting and the slurred speech. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Title: Don't you just hate it... Content: And discover that you have 4 hours of sleep left?(trying to make original threads here damnit) Charming to the rescue! Don't you just love it when you get up in the morning and there are ten spam topics by Carnage1120 to lock. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Last but not least...what was the last thing you ate? Click me if you're hungry. Last thing you ate... Some mash potatoes and eggs for breakfast. \\2-3 posts// Spam. Ah man...those made me LOL too much. Dayyum mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Are you sure this is allowed? Isn't this breaking some sort of moderator user confidentiality agreement? What, are we doctors now? I don't remember taking an oath.. f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!stop being such a f*ckING ASSHOEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suk my coq,suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited September 28, 2009 by Darrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Darrel i remeber seeing that and just laughing my arse off at it. Plus im surprised that somebody bumped this topic as i thought it was long gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @ Darrel i remeber seeing that and just laughing my arse off at it. Plus im surprised that somebody bumped this topic as i thought it was long gone. *Points to Zak* It was long gone . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 @ Darrel i remeber seeing that and just laughing my arse off at it. Plus im surprised that somebody bumped this topic as i thought it was long gone. Yeah, well I'm glad it got bumped as some of these quotes are hilarious . I would like to read more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 @ Darrel i remeber seeing that and just laughing my arse off at it. Plus im surprised that somebody bumped this topic as i thought it was long gone. Yeah, well I'm glad it got bumped as some of these quotes are hilarious . I would like to read more. Yeah, me too I love how people talk about the old GtaF. It sounds so awesome back then. @Zak (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 @ Darrel i remeber seeing that and just laughing my arse off at it. Plus im surprised that somebody bumped this topic as i thought it was long gone. Yeah, well I'm glad it got bumped as some of these quotes are hilarious . I would like to read more. Yeah, me too I love how people talk about the old GtaF. It sounds so awesome back then. @Zak (: Yeah, it does sound a lot more fun! Also, when they say that. It makes me feel like a newbie all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Not a lot of people know this, but years ago Azkoyen coded a hidden feature into the boards. In each person's profile, mods can click a button that adds the person to their "sh*tlist", a colloquial term for "members to watch". Every day, it'll PM me an update with every single one of their posts for that day. I rarely use the feature because I don't feel like being inundated with PMs. The only time I really use it is when I'm 100% sure that I'm going to end up banning that member within a week. Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. Holy sh*t, why did I just picture Clint Eastwood saying that to an asian kid? In preparation for that post I smoked, drank Pabst, and did nothing but call every Asian person I met "zipperhead" or "toad" for two weeks. I was well prepared for my role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livejoker Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak... Not a lot of people know this, but years ago Azkoyen coded a hidden feature into the boards. In each person's profile, mods can click a button that adds the person to their "sh*tlist", a colloquial term for "members to watch". Every day, it'll PM me an update with every single one of their posts for that day. I rarely use the feature because I don't feel like being inundated with PMs. The only time I really use it is when I'm 100% sure that I'm going to end up banning that member within a week. Congrats, phoenix15. You just made my sh*tlist. Holy sh*t, why did I just picture Clint Eastwood saying that to an asian kid? In preparation for that post I smoked, drank Pabst, and did nothing but call every Asian person I met "zipperhead" or "toad" for two weeks. I was well prepared for my role. ! Woooooow. @Darrel: We're all n00bs, even if we've been here for years. I've been here since '07 yet I feel I was one of the first to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Pretty much most of DoubleOGJohnson's quotes would fit here, but I choose: Alotta people say that the Westside of Los Santos is weak. I agree, it aint the Central or Eastside, but I wanna put Westside Grove Street on the map. My W/S Grove Street Family hood holds down the old Kilo Tray territory in Verona Beach. We have two blocks but are lightly populated by Grove Street members since that area is nothing but shopping. Im thinking maybe its time to put the heat on Rollin Heights (the day to day rivals of W/S GSF) and push into their turf. Of course Imma have to bring some guys from OGF in Ganton to help W/S mandown and do some drive-bys tomorrow. Do you think the Westside could ever be as respected as the rest of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Helo! I'am not poster freqently heare, and english it not verry strong for me, but I want know when in GTA 4 the juice freeze? The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence! I try explaining: In entirely be to at settling facility to shoot the man with sniper. Fruit two watch men you seven share. Needed as or is enough points in time. Miles at smart no many whole when the car is stop.. Extremely depending th shootinge time gentleman improving intention rapturous has of Nikko. Uneasy barton seeing remark happen his has. Am possible offering at contempt my distance stronger than rifle i have.. Attachment of the scope between AK and RPG? Can be possible? Be very sorry for mine englsih. here Also Hello, gta player I am in Algeria where pc games is not much. there is only olding games from many years past. I go to france with my fathers and buys GTA 4 for use in the computer. I play GTA 2 that is the very game i have to for use in the computer, so i dont know about gta 4 was for use on the computer and i buy it on france. when in algeria for play in my computer i put CD 1 on mine CD reader and it does not happen. the CD is size of CD reader but when inside it rotation for short time and does not happen nothing. I see very others play with problems and they say what the computers have for pieces inside, and i search my computer in to see what pieces it haves inside so they are here I have processing CPU is pentium II 400mhz MMX 128 megabithes in RAM memoir 22 gigabit disk 5400 rotation in minute and grraphic video card is inside is the nvida riva TNT 16 megabites in memoir. and my CD reader is very fast like Samsung 40x CD-ROM device. So is why it cannot happen to ready my 2 GTA 4 cds? it very fast cd reader, 40x spins very fast my friend tell me. I want play this GTA 4 in for use my computer and cd reader not say anything. when GTA 2 is in cd reader it happens that screen appear and i can choice to play. very thank you forgivve for my in english linguage, it not very good in school here Basically, he was asking why his CD drive wouldn't run GTA IV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 LOL Piperka, I almost cried with your post, and I swear it's not an exaggeration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I remeber there being some hilarious quotes from dumb new users back in 07. Me and ceedot(wonder where he is?) used to put these dumb quotes inside our sigs because they were so funny. I have no idea where to find them now. But the were difintely hilarious. Also to piperka for the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epoxi Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I feel sorry for that poor Algerian kid, I doubt he can play GTAIII with those specs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Harold the pet mushroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I remeber there being some hilarious quotes from dumb new users back in 07. Mmm? Only in 2007? Not now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanViking Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I'm just curious how BrishinAlhad1986 from Algeria, got GTA IV to work on his ancient computer, and then was asking about scopes... or: when in GTA 4 the juice freeze?The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence! Forgive me, but if I went to a Chinese message board, and had only taken one Chinese Language class, and smudged the rest with Google translator - the Chinese people hearing my jibberish would have every right to lol at my nonsense. Piperka, that made me laugh uncontrollably! Like, you can't stop laughing and it actually starts to hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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