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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

Well, if you consider the forced vacations that you got sent to as monumental, then yes it was.

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• You rarely see me open

For your information, my mothers vagina is frequently open.

 

 

that was a good one.

 

i'm proud of that bad boy.

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

Well, if you consider the forced vacations that you got sent to as monumental, then yes it was.

yh i enjoyed

 

now get me a kilo of drug

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I'm not pointing out any names here (Pages 1 2 )

but... I wear womans clothing

 

modified Topic title.

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

No, it wasn't. It was an incredibly sh*tty topic.

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

No, it wasn't. It was an incredibly sh*tty topic.

Or you could say... A monumentally sh*tty topic!

 

Now all are happy!

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

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You obviously didn't understand what I meant by that.

I understood, there is some random conversation going on in here, still doesn't make it wrong to post something about the original topic though

No, you do not understand.

I was saying "despite that quote's irrelevance to this topic" as in, it's not a funny/great quote.

Nice try, and thanks for completely ruining it and making me spell it out.

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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

bored.gif

You obviously didn't understand what I meant by that.

I understood, there is some random conversation going on in here, still doesn't make it wrong to post something about the original topic though

No, you do not understand.

I was saying "despite that quote's irrelevance to this topic" as in, it's not a funny/great quote.

Nice try, and thanks for completely ruining it and making me spell it out.

You don't find it funny, he did. It's perfectly fine in here

 

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

No, it wasn't. It was an incredibly sh*tty topic.

Or you could say... A monumentally sh*tty topic!

 

Now all are happy!

it was the greatest topic to ever be seen on these forums

 

don't hate just masterbate

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

No, it wasn't. It was an incredibly sh*tty topic.

Or you could say... A monumentally sh*tty topic!

 

Now all are happy!

The holocaust was rather sh*tty, but it was also monumental. Get me? I was because sarcastic anyhow, no need to turn this thread into "yo" version 2.0 over it. tounge.gif

 

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I've got 2 tickets to paradise...

 

yo was a monumental topic.

No it wasn't.

yes it was

No, it wasn't. It was an incredibly sh*tty topic.

Or you could say... A monumentally sh*tty topic!

 

Now all are happy!

The holocaust was rather sh*tty, but it was also monumental. Get me? I was because sarcastic anyhow, no need to turn this thread into "yo" version 2.0 over it. tounge.gif

i'm not gonna do that

 

i'm on thin ice

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it was the greatest topic to ever be seen on these forums

 

don't hate just masterbate

One of the funniest quotes I've seen in a while.

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You don't need to make a thread advertising the site.

 

Anyways, if it's really MC Ren, tell him when he'll make a new album?

 

 

/sarcasm.

fake azz N.W.A fan....gay ass banner u got with diffrent colors and sh*t....

 

his new album is droppin 2009 called "Return Of The Villain"

 

support real G sh*t and not pop hop fruity loop sh*t!

 

free BG!

It's more sad than funny.

 

 

well you're clearly the biggest fag on this forum.

It's more true than funny.




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"F*ck the cows. Damn bastard are farting so much global warming is making everyone going f*cking crazy. I am doing my part, I eat them f*cking bastards, but they are faster at reproducing than I am at eating them."

 

-Svik

 

I f*cking LOL'D!

Despite that quotes irrelevance to this topic, I believe you're actually quoting "Svip"

 

Great quotes you've heard on this forum, ^^^

 

bored.gif

You obviously didn't understand what I meant by that.

I understood, there is some random conversation going on in here, still doesn't make it wrong to post something about the original topic though

No, you do not understand.

I was saying "despite that quote's irrelevance to this topic" as in, it's not a funny/great quote.

Nice try, and thanks for completely ruining it and making me spell it out.

You don't find it funny, he did. It's perfectly fine in here

 

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Dude you still don't f*cking get it, you're that goddamn slow??

I guess Canadians are that dumb...

 

Maybe cruise control will help.

 

AS A JOKE I STATED THAT THE QUOTE HE WAS REFERRING TO AS GREAT/FUNNY DID NOT BELONG IN THIS THREAD, IMPLYING THAT IT WAS NOT FUNNY OR GREAT WHEN YOU CAN SEE SVIP WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO BE. THEREFORE, IMPLYING I THINK SVIP IS NOT FUNNY.

 

Get it? Probably not. Go play hockey.

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...chainquote...

Dude you still don't f*cking get it, you're that goddamn slow??

I guess Canadians are that dumb...

 

Maybe cruise control will help.

 

AS A JOKE I STATED THAT THE QUOTE HE WAS REFERRING TO AS GREAT/FUNNY DID NOT BELONG IN THIS THREAD, IMPLYING THAT IT WAS NOT FUNNY OR GREAT WHEN YOU CAN SEE SVIP WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO BE. THEREFORE, IMPLYING I THINK SVIP IS NOT FUNNY.

 

Get it? Probably not. Go play hockey.

I'm Canadian, and I understood what you said/meant.

 

But I found it funny, so meh.

 

[EDIT] Oh and thanks for correcting his name smile.gif

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I was only joking about the Canadians being stupid thing, obviously an entire nation can't be judged by one person.

And one more time, I was just jokingly implying Svip isn't funny so quoting him in this thread doesn't make sense. It was a joke.

 

Oh, how I love the internet and all it's users...

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Oh, how I love the internet and all it's users...

Lemme guess, that was a joke too. And your other penis being a vagina is a joke too unless you have a stupid protrusion of skin over your asshole that resembles a clitoris and you like to call that a vagina. tounge.gif

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Oh, how I love the internet and all it's users...

Lemme guess, that was a joke too.

Nope, I was dead serious tounge.gif

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Holy f*ck, ... You're image is stretching the page so much, that not even Goatse can't compare
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Do you have any speciall skills gangs can use from you: pro driver and semi shooter

 

Ahh the bold bit made me laugh, if you understand what im on about. confused.gif

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Do you have any speciall skills gangs can use from you: pro driver and semi shooter

 

Ahh the bold bit made me laugh, if you understand what im on about. confused.gif

at first i was like confused.gif and then i lol.gif

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Oh, how I love the internet and all it's users...

Lemme guess, that was a joke too. And your other penis being a vagina is a joke too unless you have a stupid protrusion of skin over your asshole that resembles a clitoris and you like to call that a vagina. tounge.gif

That little bit was humorous. icon14.gif

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the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak...

Wow, you are one clever sh*tf*ck.

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the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak...

The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead

Christ, just burn your keyboard.

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the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak...

Are you serious? Clever, clever.

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the best i ever heard on this forum? i didn't now forums could speak...

The forum didn't grow a gob and speak you absolute f*ckhead

Shame the forums can't grow a cock and slap him with it eh?

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