GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 i`m sure you all know jack thompson, hitlers incarnate, "bastion for all that is holy and pure", QJ today have blogged out 20 most memorable jack thompson quotes, out of a list over 300, yes he really did say these things, if you go to wiki quote you can find the original sources to this stupid stupid man`s ramblings! so here it is i give you - QJ`s Top 20 Memorable Jack Thompson Quotes! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20. "My boxers aren't in a knot. Your legal briefs are." 19. "I am a one-man violent video game wrecking crew" 18. "God is very powerful, and He's not real pleased with Rockstar right now, nor with those who defend it. Watch out. Fire and brimstone on the way." 17. "I love the smell of burning gamers in the morning." 16. "Jack Thompson keeps racking up wins and you gamers just can't handle the truth." 15. "At least I'm not a a coward like all of you nerds here, who hide behind anonymous avatars. How sad." 14. "E3 will once again turn down my offer to appear on any stage and debate anyone about the harmfulness of violent games." 13. "Oh? And of what are the games other than self-centered mental masturbation?" 12. " By the way, I was just watching G4 with my son. Who in the world watches this garbage? People with no lives, obviously. Pathetic." 11. "The U.S. military literally uses modified versions of these games, as well as their own video games, to do one thing: to break down the inhibition to kill among new recruits," 10. "Bully (Wii, Xbox 360)contains homosexual activities between Jimmy Hopkins and other male students. Is this a great country or what?" 19. " ...Don't lecture me about how I'm somehow akin to Hitler. Gamers are akin to the Hitler Youth. Pixelantes are vigilantes. You put threats ahead of arguments, extortion ahead of enlightenment." 8. "This is not rocket science. When a kid who has never killed anyone in his life goes on a rampage and looks like the Terminator, he's a video gamer. " 7. "You all need to put down the controllers, get a life, and join the Force, thereby leaving the Dark Side behind. Hooah! Praise be to the Lord, Jesus Christ, the author of all things, even of The Florida Freaking Bar." 6. "PWNED is not a word... as it is in serious need of a vowel movement. Somebody get Vanna White on the phone to buy one. Having said that, this entire site has been "pwned" by Jack Thompson today, and you pixelantes don't even know it." 5. "What the Japanese are doing to our kids is insensitive and racist. The Japanese have for a very long time dumped pornography into this country in a fashion they would not tolerate in their own country. It is another version of Pearl Harbor." 4. "Honestly, are all of you gamers on drugs, I know I am!" 3. "Sims 2, the latest version of the Sims video game franchise...contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, p*n*s, labia, and hair, which I can't wait to "jack" off to with glee!" 2. "Take-Two has just had sex with the Lady holding the scales of Justice." 1. "I've spent more time riding guys than you've spent playing World of Warcraft." If those quotes had you craving for more, you can follow this link to find a ton more. The quotes can be traced back to their original sources in the linked page for reference. Enjoy! i know some people may already know of this information but this is for newcomers to the forum and for a little bit of a laugh........... at jack thompsons expense of course....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkgamr Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 6 is by far the greatest quote ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggyy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I for one would love to see the other Pearl Harbor version with all the Japanese girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 haha yeah i love how he calls us "pixelantes" what the hell!? and then goes on about PWNED not being a word and then he goes and contradicts himself by using the exact same word with him in the context, what a douche...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davitt10 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I was just watching G4 with my son. Who in the world watches this garbage? apperently you Honestly, are all of you gamers on drugs, I know I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPT Noodles Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 JT is a penis but those are funny wait i love No 3 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockstar*Ren Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 12. " By the way, I was just watching G4 with my son. Who in the world watches this garbage? People with no lives, obviously. Pathetic." Hahahaha what a way to bring down your own son lol, and the rant on "PWNED"...effing hilerious!! Cheers for sharing, a reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tld Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 thanks man, yeah jack thompson, ULTIMATE RETARD!!! that sounds like it`d make a good free roaming game, get me on the phone to rockstar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dime84 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Hahahaha, thats some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. He really does not get it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purvis Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Quote 1 makes me think he's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicecitymayor Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 what a goon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollingstoner Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 "You know, there are sociopaths everywhere. Some of them are in government, some of them are at TakeTwo. In fact, we got a bunch of sociopaths in Edinburgh, Scotland, sittin' around in kilts sippin' their single malt whiskey spreading racial, hurtful stereotypes in this country." My goodness, that’s one of the most hypocritical things I have ever heard. Spreading racial, hurtful stereotypes.... here’s me sittin' around in my kilt sippin' my single malt whiskey thinking that’s a racial, hurtful stereotype. Would also like to say us Scottish are also tight with money, eat porridge for breakfast, live in the mountains in little stone cottages in villages no bigger than 10 houses (one of them a pub), we have no electricity, we love shortbread, oat cakes, haggis, Carol Smiley and do the Gay Gordons every Saturday night. Ah well, shouldn’t get wound up by Jacky T, it is a pretty funny quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainDude Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 holy sh*t!, in the wikipedia page are thousends of thompson's immortal quotes. " No, you are not art. You are... a public nuisance. We're about to ban you. Hooah. " " A computer is not speech, Kiddie. It's a device. Wake up and get a life. " "Nice blasphemy." "You've been pwned." "Listen up, Joystiq Jackasses!" "Jack Thompson Is In Bed with Prostitutes!" "An office phone number is not "personal information" ace Duh" "Racist comments? Identifying the racism of the Japanese and the religious bigotry of some Muslims is racism? My are you confused or doped up!" "Jack Thompson: THIS GIANT "M" IS TOTALLY AWESOME, DUDES!" That particular "M" will stand for "MORON," which is presently a synonym for "gamer." men... theres nobody in wikipedia or WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 How can anybody take this Loser seriously.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sattizahn Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 How can anybody take this Loser seriously.... People take Hillary Clinton seriously.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave1927p Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) The man just wants attention, and thats what he is getting...your giving him want he wants. Edited April 2, 2008 by dave1927p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oanswat Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 GTA III from 2001 sold 14.5 million copies alone. Sooooo..... Watch out america, we've just recruited 14 million more school shooting candidates. Funny how that never pans out. Millions and millions of people play sick violent video games and less than 1 percent of them actually commit crimes in any fashion. Indicating there is no connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 jack really is a crazy senile old bat huh? the guy really does wax lyrical though, i mean he has some of the stupidest things to say, gotta love wikiquote, capturing all his stupid sayings.... its just pure evidence that the guy shouldn`t be a lawyer, there is absolutely no way of taking him seriously, especially with this much evidence backed up against him, incompetent, ignorant old man....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickUSMC Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 15. "At least I'm not a a coward like all of you nerds here, who hide behind anonymous avatars. How sad." If Jack Thomson is here reading: Dont f*ckin try to call us or atleast me a coward, i got balls motherf*cker. You aint sh*t, you can't call ppl cowards you ass, you dont even know us at all. And If you think we are cowards hidin ourselfs behind a f*ckin avatar. Come meet us, we gon kick ur ass. Sorry about this im pretty pissed atm and the last thing i need is bein called a coward by a bitch like him. @Topic: No comments. He dont deserve to be in this world. That's all. I hope R* hires a hitman.. and btw.. i would suicide if i was his son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorticianENG Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 #6 LOL. Right 'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet-Sicko Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Jack Thompson Is A Cracked-Out, Retared, Gay-Basher, And I Truly Hope He Dies A Horrible, Painful, Death Getting His Head Bashed In By A Gay Gamer, Whom He Apparently Considers The Anti-Christ. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 wow alot of hatred towards jack thompson at these forums, but i guess thats only right, he`s the biggest fool out there, i remember me and a good friend reading out these quotes, good times, he covers everything racism gay bashing and he considers himself righteous, and helping this almighty cause of his to rid the world of games and gamers, whats the bet he secretly sits at home playing pac man or root beer tapper and actually enjoys it, not all genres in the video game form are violent, though it seems like he`s singling out each and every person by quoting "gamer" or "pixelantes" f-ing moron.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickUSMC Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 wow alot of hatred towards jack thompson at these forums, but i guess thats only right, he`s the biggest fool out there, i remember me and a good friend reading out these quotes, good times, he covers everything racism gay bashing and he considers himself righteous, and helping this almighty cause of his to rid the world of games and gamers, whats the bet he secretly sits at home playing pac man or root beer tapper and actually enjoys it, not all genres in the video game form are violent, though it seems like he`s singling out each and every person by quoting "gamer" or "pixelantes" f-ing moron.... He dont know that the gamers are the biggest mafia in the world.. someone could snipe him for real.. man i aint playin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeWALTON9190 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 im pretty sure my screen names my real name im sure that my avatars me and im sure im not a nerd suck a dick JT worthless piece of sh!ttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Auto Dude Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) I just edited his Wikiquote page. Check it out! EDIT: 200th Post, in a JT topic. Edited April 2, 2008 by Grand Theft Auto Dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOURANGA!! Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 i read this magazine a couple of years back and there was this cartoon drawing of a big italian looking mob boss in a purple tracksuit with the rockstar logo knitted into it, and they quoted underneath, are rockstar games the mafia in disguise? jokingly, they could pretty much hire out a hit on JT and no one would ever know/care that he`d gone and dissapeared, but then again if a fan of the gta games or any rockstar games fanatic were to slay JT in cold blood, the media would have a field day, and they would come to the "conclusion" that "video games DO kill people" putting his accusations to rest.... really JT is this what you want? you`d sacrifice your life for your stupid petty cause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skream! Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 haha he may be deluded as far as views goes but those did make me lol a few times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skream! Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 more great reading on JT! http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jack_Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeWALTON9190 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) I just edited his Wikiquote page. Check it out! ahaha win ...I havent added anything or owt... Edited April 3, 2008 by LukeWALTON9190 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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