Cecil Holmes Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 (edited) Hi guys, i've found some information on the whores in GTA4. This information was found by the Dutch game-magazine 'Power Unlimited'. Sorry but it is in Dutch, luckily i am too, so i will translate it as best i can. De BBFC (groep mensen die games raten op leeftijd) heeft zojuist gemeld dat er in GTAIV drie verschillende levels zijn om van prostituees te kunnen genieten; masturbatie, fellatio en het echte werk (batserij in de volksmond). Hoeveel deze hoerendiensten gaan kosten en wat de gevolgen zijn –SOA’s?-, is nog niet bekend.Zoals we in de laatste trailer van GTAIV hebben kunnen zien, zijn er in het nieuwe Liberty City ook stripclubs te bezoeken. Als je eenmaal genoeg geld bij elkaar hebt gestolen, kan je een privé dans opvragen. Er zal een lichtzedige dame eens flink haar booty over je schoot laten schuren. Helaas zal ze daarbij haar kleren aanhouden!Niet getreurd… geweren, pistolen, messen, molotov cocktails granaten, bloed, veel bloed en natuurlijk coke, al dit leuks zal niet aan GTAIV ontbreken. Maar wat de BBFC het meest opviel was het gebruik van ‘sterke’ woorden, veel ervan was zelfs niet in het woordenboek te vinden. Al in al is GTAIV geclassificeerd voor ‘18+’, wat we eigenlijk toch al hadden verwacht en stiekem gehoopt. Jippie dus! The BBFC (a group of people who rate games for age) have just reported that there are 3 different levels on how to enjoy the whores in GTAIV; masturbation, fellatio (blowjob), and 'the real deal' (right up the vadge). How much these whores will ask in terms of money and if you can get a sexual disease is not yet announced. As we have seen in the last trailer of GTAIV, there are stripclubs to visit. Once you have made enough money, you can ask for a private dance. There will be a hot lady to shake her booty all over your lap. Pity that she will keep here clothes on while doing it. Do not be sad.... guns, pistols, knives, molotov cocktails, grenades, blood, more blood and ofcourse coke, all of that will be in GTAIV. But what caught BBFC's ears was the use of language, some can not even be found in the dictionary! All of these things make GTAIV a '18+' game, what we had expected, and secretly we had hoped. Hooray! Enjoy. EDIT: i see that something like this has been posted before, hope it's not exactly the same, but anyways.. Edited April 2, 2008 by Cecil Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggyy Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Nice, but old and posted 5 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoX Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 omg, that sh*t cant be real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ...right up the vadge... Thanks for the info man, sounds cool. And 'Vadge' is now my fave word. Makes it sound like "You need five portions of fruit or vadge a day" LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Does that all take place in your car or can you take them to your apartment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HERDIST Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I can't wait to play this game http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=322305&hl= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps3_,man Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 why? is there aNY POINT AT ALL? why dont they just make a porn game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thor1to3for5 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 why? is there aNY POINT AT ALL? why dont they just make a porn game I think it's to piss off uptight right wing conservatives. You seem pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RONIN1191 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 why? is there aNY POINT AT ALL? why dont they just make a porn game Realism my man, realism. Do you not know that NY has a very prolific night life of which hookers play big part? Ever catch that HBO Special, Hookers on the Point? Its real, and its happenin baby! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalR Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ...right up the vadge... Thanks for the info man, sounds cool. And 'Vadge' is now my fave word. Makes it sound like "You need five portions of fruit or vadge a day" LMAO Loll I've been saying vag forever. but I spell it vag.. Vag is much more convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ...right up the vadge... Thanks for the info man, sounds cool. And 'Vadge' is now my fave word. Makes it sound like "You need five portions of fruit or vadge a day" LMAO Loll I've been saying vag forever. but I spell it vag.. Vag is much more convenient. You go against your own signature! This whole coose your hookers actions seem to be taking too far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niccOGan Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Why do people honestly get that excited about hookers in a video game? You waste two minutes while your car shakes i guess it was funny to do when i picked up gta III for the first time but after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RONIN1191 Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Handjob, blowjob or vagjob...hmmm...we have choices! I like the word 'vag' too...funny, seeing it written as 'vadge' sounds exactly the same but didn't make the same connotation for me til I saw MalR's post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATgoesPOP-pop-POP Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 ...right up the vadge... Thanks for the info man, sounds cool. And 'Vadge' is now my fave word. Makes it sound like "You need five portions of fruit or vadge a day" LMAO HaHa thats a target i would definately set myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuggedaboudit Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 LMFAO @ Ondertitel Hmmz... Masturbatie... Soas... lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecil Holmes Posted April 2, 2008 Author Share Posted April 2, 2008 Rofl, funny comments. BTW, i don't know if it's 'Vag' or 'Vadge' vadge badger A mamal that inserts it self into the females vaginaHoly Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you! Urban-dictionary has this article on 'Vadge Badger' it has the word 'Vadge' referring to the fajinah. Also found this: vagAbbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.What's that smell? oh, it's probably Lisa's vag. Oh man, that sushi looks like someones vag!! THEY'RE BOTH OK GUISE. I do like Vadge better, has more feel to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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