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How's it gonna be this time? will we actually see Niko humping the girl or will R* take it out wow.gif ?

 

This is indeed something to mention, yet people seem to have forgotten about it!!!

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Niko B3llic

well....they are going for realism in this game but at the same time anything of the sort will cause jack thompson to jump out of his tree and screech " THERE! THERE IT IS!!! SEX IN A VIDEO GAME!!! HISSS!!!!" lol! biggrin.gif

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well....they are going for realism in this game but at the same time anything of the sort will cause jack thompson to jump out of his tree and screech " THERE! THERE IT IS!!! SEX IN A VIDEO GAME!!! HISSS!!!!" lol! biggrin.gif

Isn't he permanently banned from trying to screw with Take Two, Rockstar, and videogames in general?

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well....they are going for realism in this game but at the same time anything of the sort will cause jack thompson to jump out of his tree and screech " THERE! THERE IT IS!!! SEX IN A VIDEO GAME!!! HISSS!!!!" lol! biggrin.gif

Isn't he permanently banned from trying to screw with Take Two, Rockstar, and videogames in general?

Yes. But that won't stop the "HISSS!!!!".

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I've never really cared about the feature... confused.gif

 

And I think that yes, the HISS!!!!!!! couldn't be stopped any way.

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toxicshock1911
make a porno on ya cell phone in the back of a banshee hahaha

A Banshee is a copy of a Viper. They don't have backseats.

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Hookers and trunks are like peanut butter and chocolate -- two great tastes that taste great together.

 

I will be disappointed if I can't put hookers in trunks that open.

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I've never really cared about the feature... confused.gif

Of course it's not that important, but it is indeed one of R* trademarks biggrin.gif

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I've never really cared about the feature... confused.gif

Of course it's not that important, but it is indeed one of R* trademarks biggrin.gif

Since when?

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toxicshock1911
I've never really cared about the feature... confused.gif

Of course it's not that important, but it is indeed one of R* trademarks biggrin.gif

Since when?

Since GTA III

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Public Enemy #1
make a porno on ya cell phone in the back of a banshee hahaha

A Banshee is a copy of a Viper. They don't have backseats.

Well you're just a pocket full of sunshine, ain't ya?

You are right, but does that really matter? The hooker dies when the deed is done anyway...

 

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Angelspunishment

orly.gif

 

I hope its included, I'm curious to see what next gen game pr0n would look like. monocle.gif

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LOL! I'm surprised there haven't been more topics on this.

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Shootin_spree
LOL! I'm surprised there haven't been more topics on this.

oh, isnt everyone?

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toxicshock1911
make a porno on ya cell phone in the back of a banshee hahaha

A Banshee is a copy of a Viper. They don't have backseats.

Well you're just a pocket full of sunshine, ain't ya?

You are right, but does that really matter? The hooker dies when the deed is done anyway...

Pocket full of sunshine! LOL! biggrin.gif

 

No, really, I wasn't trying to be a dick. Just giving you a hard time.

 

Personally I don't wack hookers after they get out of the car. I figure they are out there, trying to make a living. It would be like if Niko stole a car for a guy, delivers it, and gets shot in the back of the head for his trouble. Fellow criminals should respect one another.

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Roadblock315

the character can pick up prostitutes and pay for three different levels of service. What follows is an un-detailed portrayal of masturbation, fellatio and intercourse. there is no sexualised nudity Thats what it says here at Team Xbox

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toxicshock1911
the character can pick up prostitutes and pay for three different levels of service. What follows is an un-detailed portrayal of masturbation, fellatio and intercourse. there is no sexualised nudity Thats what it says here at Team Xbox

Frickin' Sweet! How did this manage to get by us? Goes to show you never know what type of source you'll get info from.

 

I think I'll be paying for the BJs myself. I don't want to risk any STDs and Niko can punch the clown on his own time. biggrin.gif

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lol does anyone else think that having three separate levels of sexy time is totally pointless??

 

hmmm... i have picked up a hooker and will now have to decided if i'm in the mood for a blow or a pump... oh wait, i don't have enough pennies so shall have to settle for a rattle... THAT WAS FUN...

 

 

DIVE.

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LOL,

 

If there's any type of sexual animation while Niko's doin' the nasty, I'm gonna take a cellphone pic of Looper55 while he's doin' a hooker online.

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Put this in your signature if you think Looper55 sucks. lol

 

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well....they are going for realism in this game but at the same time anything of the sort will cause jack thompson to jump out of his tree and screech " THERE! THERE IT IS!!! SEX IN A VIDEO GAME!!! HISSS!!!!" lol! biggrin.gif

Isn't he permanently banned from trying to screw with Take Two, Rockstar, and videogames in general?

Yey but i bet he secretly plays GTA all the time. Just tryin to be like some spammers on here to get everyone pissed off at him so he can make a name for himself.

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well....they are going for realism in this game but at the same time anything of the sort will cause jack thompson to jump out of his tree and screech " THERE! THERE IT IS!!! SEX IN A VIDEO GAME!!! HISSS!!!!" lol! biggrin.gif

Isn't he permanently banned from trying to screw with Take Two, Rockstar, and videogames in general?

Yes. But that won't stop the "HISSS!!!!".

if he gets a lawyer then we are all f*cked. if he cant, he cant do jack sh*t (pun not intended)

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the character can pick up prostitutes and pay for three different levels of service. What follows is an un-detailed portrayal of masturbation, fellatio and intercourse. there is no sexualised nudity Thats what it says here at Team Xbox

Thanks for that, didnt read that yet.

W00t 3 diff services! Pixel-orgies...

Celebrate good times!

lol

Well I guess its fun for those that like vr pr0n...

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It will probably be the classic "in the rocking car" scenario but mabey they will make it so you can pick them up and walk to a secluded area and then the camera pans out as they duck behind a dumpster or something and you just hear grunts, slurps, and moans.

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