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Foreign GTA Magazine “Vas ist DOS?” has brand new info about GTA IV!!

 

Here are the details:

 

Multiplayer

* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

* Ochmoten weapons drag for furry rubber say hello to road

* Bagel time instantiate ludwuft partly cover smoke with beauful packticles

* Major new uphaul for trigger handles; push right lump for half breed to round in someones ball and full lump to wiggle stick in head

* The PS3 house small persniggles for midget versity but not enough bucket to slop everything

 

Single Player

* Cut plays down long and interesting and gerbstuffel chakras when niko say hello to train. Kapow!

* ATM machine, volklastugel-sveinhund, explosive duckets everywhere with car face launcher

* We notice phone screen say Kringletown yet when we kissed Rockstar agent they slap wet kitten to controller and make achtung the tree leaf poses

* Blood trickle wipes the glass when Niko jogging into old lady and punch neon baby maker. We maked laughter and marketing told us secretly when Frentickler unpushed X button and cheat code to brandle mostest weapons

* Gorb traded control with Sven and they held NOOSE sack and heli-strudel from rickets whilst dogs and feline open buckets to sky. It was heffulagen to see rocket shlandsen puddle!

* Hot dog radio broadcast 13 lumpen rockstandings. We wanted shake legs at 60″ big glass visor but R* telled us Oompa nicht has next Tuesday! We was bumflattened!

 

If anyone else has this article, can you post any additional details that we missed? I’ll add them to the list. Thanks!

 

 

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I can't understand half the stuff your post says cry.gif Oh and be careful your sig is way over the size limits!

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<snip>push right lump for half breed to round in someones ball and full lump to wiggle stick in head</snip>

You've got me sold on this game.

 

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yea i kno it makes no sence to me either but its a funny read though

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* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

 

 

I lol'd. Hard.

 

 

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* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

 

 

I lol'd. Hard.

omg im stil laughting

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Grand Theft Auto Dude

 

The PS3 house small persniggles for midget versity but not enough bucket to slop everything

 

We was bumflattened!

LOL

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* The PS3 house small persniggles for midget versity but not enough bucket to slop everything

 

I lol'd hard.

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* We notice phone screen say Kringletown yet when we kissed Rockstar agent they slap wet kitten to controller and make achtung the tree leaf poses

i assume this is a joke, no new info

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* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

 

 

I lol'd. Hard.

omg im stil laughting

Why are you laughing... you wrote it.

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this has already been posted but i dont care its still funny lol best part is still "We notice phone screen say Kringletown yet when we kissed Rockstar agent they slap wet kitten to controller and make achtung the tree leaf poses"

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* Gorb traded control with Sven and they held NOOSE sack and heli-strudel from rickets whilst dogs and feline open buckets to sky. It was heffulagen to see rocket shlandsen puddle!

 

You don't say?

I MUST have this game now. Where else am I going to get my heffulagen and shlandsen?

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sergeantpeppers

 

heli-strudel from rickets whilst dogs and feline open buckets to sky

OH NO! i need an umbrella, or the dogs feline and strudel will get me!

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* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

 

 

I lol'd. Hard.

omg im stil laughting

Why are you laughing... you wrote it.

cus its halarious i kno it was a joke and i kno its not new stuff

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* Niko has climb bankenshlugel for ladies most car high-rise

 

 

I lol'd. Hard.

omg im stil laughting

Why are you laughing... you wrote it.

cus its halarious i kno it was a joke and i kno its not new stuff

Oh, I thought you converted it and typed it up yourself!

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