Have you ever steal anything?

[Monkeyman3232]

I stole alot,

 

I stole groceries for dinner,why; My Mother gave me $15 dollars to buy the family dinner, instead i kept the money and snatched wedges, burgers buns, with my friends help or i wouldve been caught.

 

I dont know if u can call this stealing, anyway me and my brother was pranking each other, Me 14yrs of age backed his car into the neighbours yard, he was fined finally he realised it was me, so he bashed me up.

 

This is vandalism me and my friends were dared to us to smash the teachers cars headlights, and pop their wheels to join a school gang. No i didnt get caught because all of us snitched on this pussy whip, he wouldnt of mad it in the gang anyway.

 

My friend had an obsession on this girl, he asked me if i wanted to perv on her, im a boy watta do thnk i said, anyways we went by on bike to her house (followed her home after school) we parked our bikes at the front of her neighbours house, we asked him he could mind our bikes. Well back to my story he hopped over the fence into her backyard, i followed, he was trying to find a way in the house while i looked through the windows, we had a mobile-line on as if we was using a walkie-talkie, finally he found a way in, but her family was in that room, 5 hours later bout 9:30 or somthing. she wnt to her bedroom her dad went to work, mum was watching T.V lil sisters in bed. He jammed the window to the lounge so he could hop in wen they fall asleep. Now the plan was ready, we hopped over the fence into her front yard, I rung the doorbell, hoping mama would open the door, and hid at the side of the house, gave the signal 4 my friend 2 hop in, i told him she is coming in. He looked 4 a place 2 hide but Mum came in the room grabbed him by the ear, shouted her mouth off, i could hear it from outside, anyway i hopped in the lounge she was shouting by the front door, anyways i hopped in the lounge unlocked the sidedoor snatched her stereo, dvd player, mobile, wallet,stuffed it in my schoolbag, while my friend was gettin smacked up, i made a second trip snatched laptop, DVD's, dumped that in my friends schoolbag chucked it over the fence, carried both bags to the neighbours, the neighbour stole our bikes, i didnt give a crap,i stole thousands of dollars/rand worth off one house. I was waiting for my friend in front of the neighbours yard, with the bags, then i saw the police drive-by and stopped in front of the girls house, they took my friend in their car, he told me they gave him a beating and a crimal record, and he was sent on probation for tresspassing. I walked home by my-self luckily noone hussled me for my bag, got home late unpacked my bags, never told my friend about all the things i stole, kept it 2 myself. Next day he was accused 4 stealing, i had 2 snitch on him or i wouldve been arrested.

 

I did all this 4 the money

[chris cambo]

Monkeyman you are one f*cked up individual.

 

I like your style

[Monkeyman3232]

If u used to live in a f*cked country, u would do anything to for money, and risk ur life. But now this year we moved to Australia, its so boring and the black people r really black, sudaneese, no colored africans. But now i live a good life. havnt stolen since June last year,besides smaching my brothers car. Havnt spoken 2 my friend since i snitched, i wonder if was expelled from our college

Edited March 16, 2008 by Monkeyman3232

[Iminicus]

I stole your sister's virginity...twice.

[unopescio]

Lol, best description of Australia ever. "its boring and the black people r really black"

[Monkeyman3232]

Lol, best description of Australia ever. "its boring and the black people r really black"

lol

[uzi 9mm]

 

We used to raise up Croydon town center. Woolworths was our free snack shop, Alders had our aftershave and gadgets like binoculars and sh*t you dont really need, and all the rest was like pick 'n mix, till we got old enough to realise half the sh*t you nick ain't worth the grief you'll get when captured and presented with CCTV footage as proof.

Haha, I've lived in Croydon and studied in Croydon College, is it really one of the worst areas of London? I've heard people saying that, but never saw anything wrong there tbh.

That a coincidence, I've lived in the Croydon area all my life (do you know Streatham Vale?), the area has its ups and downs, it's been getting worse lately, and there's always dodgy types around, did you hear about that thing on the news the other day, people selling cars online and when the customer get to the location to meet up, the people threaten them with knifes or other weapons to try and get the money off the customer.

 

This happened on a West Croydon council estate, the man was beaten down and the boys tried to get 5 grand off him that they thought he had for the car (which obviously was no where to be seen). A lot of flats are being built in the area as well.

 

@charger, talking of Pokemon Cards, that was the main thing we stole from Woolworths, I remember when the Fossil and Jungle editions finally got released in regualr shops like Woolworths and corner shops, before that they only sold them in a private card shop charging 4.50 a pack! Anyways, long story short, they used to pile them up on this shelf AWAY from the counter, once I took an entire box wit 36 packs of cards, the repeated process of opening packets, flicking to the 8th card (the shiny) and chcking away the rest soon became too familiar.

Edited March 16, 2008 by uzi 9mm

[Typhus]

When I was a child my right/wrong metre was a bit off.

I stole a lot of things, mostly childish stuff really.

[Monkeyman3232]

i never really liked the anime cartoon games they sold, Besides Dragonball-Z, I loved the action figures, really i never thought of stealing wen i was young

[beavis]

Monkeyman is now the GTAF Gypsy of 2008.

[Stefan.]

Monkeyman is now the GTAF Gypsy of 2008.

What? I thought I was the one who lives in a slum and steals.

 

@Monkeyman: Praat jy Afrikaans? If not, then are you English?

[GamerSuper]

 

Hum, i think you could ask your friend to give you that games for few days, imo stealing isn't the best way to get something you want, i haven't ever tried to steal anything, just once i ate chocolate that my friend stole from a shop

 

 

But I wanted to get them without returning them back.

 

 

I stole some things from a house while the owners were in the other room getting high, luckily they didn't hear me stumble through the window and drop some things.

 

And what have you stolen?

 

 

I will never download brand new movies though.

 

But why? I download ALL I can find on the web. I download new movies, games etc, it's for free while for buying discs you should pay a lot.

[WhoooMan]

Me and a buddy stole a couple of street signs couple of years ago. We eventually put it back up again the next morning.

[chris cambo]

Monkeyman is now the GTAF Gypsy of 2008.

and if you f*ck with him then he will put a gypsy curse on you

[Lioshenka]

 

 

 

Nice joke. But what if you really stole somebody's dick? What will you gonna do after that?

Not a joke, I really did borrow it for a day!

 

 

 

 

 

 

1). Where did you stole it (i mean both area and exact place, from pocket for example)

2). Why do you didn't simply get into bus without payment? As for me, here, in Moscow, I never pay for åðó bus (I usually use bus at the evenings). And it's ok. But once I decided to use the bus for free in the downtown (or centre, how better), f*cking ticket collector got into bus and I paid a fine for 100 rubles (it's about $3)

It was in January.

3). You didn't have 10 RUBLES? Are you kidding? It's about $0.3   

 

 

Are you from KGB??? WEll, the place was Omsk, and it was back in the yeltsin's era, when hardly anyone was able to afford the bus ticket.

 

And still, not everyone has 10 roubles even now, believe me

[Chain Gang Soldier]

Nope, nothing that I can remember..

[The Killa]

I stole a bag of Skittles once.

 

Forgive me, GTAF.

[unopescio]

Nevar.

[VCNMaverick]

Man, for a while me and two other friends would regularly steal a lot of stuff from the local mall (and the stores surrounding it). I usually didn't steal much as I'm pretty bad at it, so it was mostly my friends. It all started with my friend stealing an Xbox 360 points card thing, and then evolved into taking video games, DVDs, headphones, food (we'd take food from Target, eat it there and throw the packaging away), drinks, and other stuff. After a while we (now including me) would just steal random sh*t for the hell of it like whoopee cushions, candy, and crap like that. I stole a Metallica shirt by just taking it and walking out (they didn't notice), then I took a Pantera shirt by sticking it under my shirt, and some lady worker saw me, so I walked out fast as hell (with the shirt, another example of me sucking at stealing, but hey I didn't get caught).

 

Then one day, we stole some video games, candy, and drinks from Target (pretty much routine), only to have some guy and a cop come up to us and say "Okay, give me video games, pay for all the other crap that you stole, and get the hell out before I get really pissed and call the cops." Except we didn't have any money, so he just banned us from the store, "Don't come back or, or I'll personally break your f***ing necks". I learned my lesson and now I know stealing ain't cool, especially if you're not that good at hiding it. Trust me, you may think it's awesome at the moment, but you'll regret when you get your ass handed to you by the security cameras.

 

I don't steal anymore, and I'm glad.

[fox09]

When I was 6 I walked out of a 7-11 with a can of coke that I forgot to pay for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn, I was such a badass.

[Gouveia]

ME ST0L3 THE CHANGE FROM MAH MAMA YEAH ME IZ HARDCORE!!!1!!1111ONEE!!

 

Kidding.

[vininfinite]

I stole my gf's virginity. (She thought protected sex didn't count)

[Bartleby]

 

When I was 6 I walked out of a 7-11 with a can of coke that I forgot to pay for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn, I was such a badass.

Same event, same approximate age, except it was Vons and I walked out with some Animal Crackers.

 

Oops.

[jimmy.]

I've never shoplifted knowingly, though I have some delinquent friends, and I've been an accessory to it. My ethics on it are that, unless it's a small business, it's a victimless crime, but I am too pussy to try it.

[SHXC]

When I used to play football, I used to rob decent Nike footballs from the local fooball club. They always had the latest footballs, so I used to go there with a few mates and get a couple. Even sold some at school.

 

That's about it really.

[Blind Joe Death]

I tend to slip food into my pocket while in the tuck-shop (canteen for all you Americans) line since my school gets enough money from me so I don't see the harm in stealing a few meat pies or a chocolate milk or two every week.

 

There was also this period in my life where my mate and I would go to Pacific Fair (Shopping Mall) every weekend and steal a few things that we found a liking to. I don't do it anymore but I certainly stole at least over $3,000 of goodies for myself. Most of them being video games, clothes (including shoes), rugby balls, DVDs, albums and so on.

 

But like I said, I don't do that anymore since I'm scared of getting caught (incredible how we never got caught) and I've realized that it is wrong. I used to be such a trouble maker back then, if I could ever meet my past self I would certainly give him a kick in the backside.

Edited March 17, 2008 by Ya Mum

[Hayden]

I tend to slip food into my pocket while in the tuck-shop (canteen for all you Americans) line since my school gets enough money from me so I don't see the harm in stealing a few meat pies or a chocolate milk or two every week.

I call it a canteen--Americans generally refer to them as cafeterias.

[King Kapone]

Holy sh*t. I spent my entire junior and senior years robbing the "candy store" at my highschool during lunch. Basically, it was a room where they sold candy, soda, chips, and other snacks. There were two cameras and usually two employees watching over the merchandise. Yet, I was still able to go in during the peak moments when the room was crowded and managed to leave with two 20 oz. soda bottles, a snickers bar, and a bag of chips. Me and a friend did this every single day for probably over 200 days in a row.

 

EDIT: I cannot ignore the fact that I did take more than a few days off from this "tradition" There were the days that I felt bad about jipping the school and the other days where I just couldn't be bothered to go in that crowded room.

 

f*cking good times. And to be honest, just about everyone stole from that place. The cameras wound up being useless because the school had no ability to punish every single person who went in there.

 

Other than that, I've stolen every now and a again. Who doesn't? No one's beyond being a thief.

Edited March 17, 2008 by King Kapone

[Saget]

ME ST0L3 THE CHANGE FROM MAH MAMA YEAH ME IZ HARDCORE!!!1!!1111ONEE!!

 

Kidding.

Aahhahahahaha zomg, I "steal" the change too. For real.

 

It goes like this: mom gives me 10 bucks and ask me to go buy something worth 7 bucks. I return with the thing she asked me to buy, but... if she doesn't ask for the change, then it's MINE

 

I stole coins when I was a kid. They were on the school counter, damn!

Then I used to steal stuff from clothes. It's not like they had a price tag on them.

I think I stole erasers and other worthless objects from my friends in school too, but that was rare. I was more like the "hey, that's cool, where did you buy it?" kind of kid.

[Gouveia]

It goes like this: mom gives me 10 bucks and ask me to go buy something worth 7 bucks. I return with the thing she asked me to buy, but... if she doesn't ask for the change, then it's MINE

Well, she give me 20 bucks to buy something that's 16, but I find it for 5 bucks

 

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