TenaciousD. Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Surprised no-one has said 'music' yet. I've never really stolen anything, once walked out of a shop without paying for a Coke. Went back in and paid though. Honest TD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillainy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Surprised no-one has said 'music' yet. Ahhh, true. If music counts then I'm a big theif. I've never really stole anything by purpose, just the occasional thing from the shop when you walk out and forgetting to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I stole my cousins mighty morphin power ranger morpher when i was in the 2nd grade. Twas the first thing I stole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamodder Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The only thing I stoled was, some my friends SA PC disc, as mine went missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) I stole this PSP from this dickhead of a kid, I also got like ten games from a pawn shop, candy from K-Mart and convenience stores, re-stole a watch from another dickhead, and once, I was scared as sh*t, me and a few friends broke into a house and stole videogames, DVD's, and all types of sh*t, but I really can't be macho about that one because I kept on wanting to get the f*ck out of there. You're very cool, pal. Steal something for me. One day in school when I was about to buy a soda from the soda machine. I was about to put the coins in the machine when I noticed that the machine door was unlocked. I opened the machine and saw hundreds of cans of Coca-Cola, Sprite, Fanta every brand there is. I took a few cans of Coke and stored them in my locker then I notified my friends and then we went several times and got Coke cans. By the end of the day we had gathered about 15 to 20 cans each. The coin box in the machine could also be opened but we didn't took any money since that would have been a bit to serious. You, lucky bas... ©, I mean, you a lucky guy, well... you could look at coin box and "borrow" some money from it. and also you could steal ALL the cans. it would be great. Chocolate bars, that's it, it was almost like a little fad, go to 7/11, steal some chocolate bars. My friend stole 11 chocolate bars once, and only ate 2 of them, if I remember correctly. Woot at being 12. You look like hobo that steals food to survive. "Steal that one to survive!" Never thought the topic would be SUCH funny. lol when i was little i had a fetish for stealing people's lego bricks And I had a fetish for stealing people's poos! Really! No kidding! I steal pencils It's not for this topic. Too little and borrowed some games from friends and never returned them... Yes, I had the same.. But when you have 9.2 mbits you shouldn't "borrow" games from friends... you can steal em by abother way, ya know.. Edited March 14, 2008 by GamerSuper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) Surprised no-one has said 'music' yet. you mean, getting it from web for free or stealing CDs? Twas the first thing I stole. and the last one? The only thing I stoled was, some my friends SA PC disc, as mine went missing Good way to return missed things, yes. Well im gonna go to the shop, take about 10 games and say "well ya know i missed mines" Edited March 14, 2008 by GamerSuper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seddo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I've stole countless number of drinks and sweets during my school days. I also used to rob full packs of stationary stuff from school. Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 I've stole countless number of drinks and sweets during my school days. I also used to rob full packs of stationary stuff from school. Those were the days. but why didnt u steal cell phoes, PDAs, PSPa and sth like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbbaZabba Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Used to go steal head phones and video games from RadioShack. Until one day my friend and I wen't to a dollar store, stole some gum, and got caught. Got banned from the mall, and my dad picked me up from the security office. Needless to say; he was not very happy. Anyways, you do a lot of stupid sh*t when you're young. Or I did at least.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Oh, yeah. f*ck. I thought of the word "conscious" (morally) and I just added "ness". ACtually, I don't know what I did there. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 stole cd's, stole phone, stole other crap People like you make Russia look bad. Seriously, stealing a phone? Were you that jealous and desperate? I haven't stolen anything in a material sense, and those mp3's that are shared do get bought by me in the end if I like the album, if not, well, deleted and forgotten about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude5000 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me. That's my only experience with theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Got banned from the mall, Hmmm... don't understand. how you been banned from mall? they check your name when you enter it or they remember how you look like? People like you make Russia look bad. Why do you think so? And where are you from? i dont know what is LH. F**ing flags, i hate em. they better do From line to enter the whole name of the area. Seriously, stealing a phone? Were you that jealous and desperate? Well, I hadn't money to buy it at the moment so I decided to steal it, sell on the market and buy another one (if you will use stolen phone the victim will see it, better get an another model) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzare Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Aside from the letter I stole from the topic title (which I was kind enough to replace with a lesser letter) ive always had more nicked than ive ever taken. I had a phase of going into clubs and pubs drunk and stealing packets of fags people left on the bar, the odd shot of booze and one of those large white metal toilet paper holder frames, nothing says 'I dont know how to impress people' like having one of those on your arm like a viking warrior. I had to be off my tits for any of this to take place and without appearing to give myself a dick rub on my hill of morality I cant stand people who steal from others, be it people they know or otherwise, even nicking out of a shop can cost peoples jobs for the price of your packet of dairy milk buttons. Ive seen people nick pizzas and crates of booze out of petrol stations, funny as f*ck but still out of order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo. Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I've never stolen anything big, just the occasional pack of chewing gum or chocolate bar from the shop across the road from my school. The most I ever stole was worth about €5. But whatever you do, don't steal tic tacs, they make too much noise. My friend got caught because he stole some, and they got the school to ring his parents. (They're REALLY protective of their goods!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) And where are you from? i dont know what is LH. F**ing flags, i hate em. they better do From line to enter the whole name of the area. Lithuania, that place which the Soviet Union had once occupied. Or ‹èòâà in Russian. But why take something that doesn't belong to you? You're gonna get kicked in the ass by life/karma/whatever later on, plus it's a sign of low intellect, not offending you personally, it's just an impression that I have about thieves in general. I steal mp3 players, out of the richer kids backpacks, at school, and then sell them to the kids in the boarding homes. These kids aren't allowed to have mp3 players and they dont have a way to put music and charge their stuff. So I have them keep coming back to me, so i can charge and put new music on it, with a little fee or course. It's wrong, but I make alot of money. You're an asshole. Edited March 14, 2008 by Black-hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Photoshop and Microsoft Office... Are aome of the things I leagaly own. never stolen anything from a shop though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 But why take something that doesn't belong to you? You're gonna get kicked in the ass by life/karma/whatever later on, plus it's a sign of low intellect, not offending you personally, it's just an impression that I have about thieves in general. Íå çíàþ, íå çíàþ... Ïî-ìîåìó óêðàñòü êðóïíóþ âåùü è áûòü íåïîéìàííûì - î÷åíü êðóòî. Òàê ñêàçàòü "èñêóññòâî óêðàñòü" (the art of stealing) À âîîáùå âîðû - ýòî êðóòî. íåò äåíåã? óêðàäè. à ÷òî, íå òàê? never stolen anything from a shop though. At first steal game console, for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 But why take something that doesn't belong to you? You're gonna get kicked in the ass by life/karma/whatever later on, plus it's a sign of low intellect, not offending you personally, it's just an impression that I have about thieves in general. Íå çíàþ, íå çíàþ... Ïî-ìîåìó óêðàñòü êðóïíóþ âåùü è áûòü íåïîéìàííûì - î÷åíü êðóòî. Òàê ñêàçàòü "èñêóññòâî óêðàñòü" (the art of stealing) À âîîáùå âîðû - ýòî êðóòî. íåò äåíåã? óêðàäè. à ÷òî, íå òàê? This is an English speaking forum, so let's keep things that way ok? And stealing isn't cool, no matter how you put it. I mean, it just shows that you're too lazy to work for things that you want and probably don't deserve them in the first place if you're even thinking of theft. Sorry dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzi 9mm Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 We used to raise up Croydon town center. Woolworths was our free snack shop, Alders had our aftershave and gadgets like binoculars and sh*t you dont really need, and all the rest was like pick 'n mix, till we got old enough to realise half the sh*t you nick ain't worth the grief you'll get when captured and presented with CCTV footage as proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerSuper Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 This is an English speaking forum, so let's keep things that way ok? And stealing isn't cool, no matter how you put it. I mean, it just shows that you're too lazy to work for things that you want and probably don't deserve them in the first place if you're even thinking of theft. Äà íàñðàòü, ÷òî îí àíãëèéñêèé. Ìíå ïî-ðóññêè óäîáíåå. Øóòêà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 We used to raise up Croydon town center. Woolworths was our free snack shop, Alders had our aftershave and gadgets like binoculars and sh*t you dont really need, and all the rest was like pick 'n mix, till we got old enough to realise half the sh*t you nick ain't worth the grief you'll get when captured and presented with CCTV footage as proof. Haha, I've lived in Croydon and studied in Croydon College, is it really one of the worst areas of London? I've heard people saying that, but never saw anything wrong there tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 But why take something that doesn't belong to you? You're gonna get kicked in the ass by life/karma/whatever later on, plus it's a sign of low intellect, not offending you personally, it's just an impression that I have about thieves in general. Íå çíàþ, íå çíàþ... Ïî-ìîåìó óêðàñòü êðóïíóþ âåùü è áûòü íåïîéìàííûì - î÷åíü êðóòî. Òàê ñêàçàòü "èñêóññòâî óêðàñòü" (the art of stealing) À âîîáùå âîðû - ýòî êðóòî. íåò äåíåã? óêðàäè. à ÷òî, íå òàê? This is an English speaking forum, so let's keep things that way ok? And stealing isn't cool, no matter how you put it. I mean, it just shows that you're too lazy to work for things that you want and probably don't deserve them in the first place if you're even thinking of theft. Sorry dude. True, stealing is wrong. Very wrong, I regret a lot of the things I did. But did I steal that PSP just because I wanted to be cool? No, I was (and still am) really poor, and the only way I could've gotten anything even remotely nice at the time was through stealing. Once again, I don't advocate or condone it, but sometimes people don't steal just to be cool, it's a weird psychological impulse of wanting to have nice things, and some people act on it. It would have been a lot more rewarding if I had bought all that stuff through hard work. I agree with your post, too by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I stole some fat girl's virginity once. Not as satisfying as stealing some sweets from the corner shop, I can tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I stole some fat girl's virginity once. Its called "Stealing The Bacon" I have stolen stuff...but nothing after the age of 13. Now some may frown on my collection of downloaded media... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I suppose you could say that I 'steal' music, but if I really like the album or respect the artists then I'll go out and purchase the CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeuCe Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I steal mp3 players, out of the richer kids backpacks, at school, and then sell them to the kids in the boarding homes. These kids aren't allowed to have mp3 players and they dont have a way to put music and charge their stuff. So I have them keep coming back to me, so i can charge and put new music on it, with a little fee or course. It's wrong, but I make alot of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSXRSpeed Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I stole some fat girl's virginity once. Not as satisfying as stealing some sweets from the corner shop, I can tell you. Everytime I got that from a girl, it was far more satisfying than stealing a candybar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I stole a digimon from some kid back in primary school days, In the area where we put our bags nobody was in there and someone left a digimon sitting on the shelf up above so i just took it About a week later i was playing with it and some kid came up to me and said "I had a digimon just like that but it got stolen" So i just said oh ok and walked off, Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonay_Montana Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I used to steal sh*t all the time. Big sh*t, I used to steal gaming systems from people and sell them until I got arrested, but then two years later I started stealing ipods and psp's from best buy, then I almost got caught again so I stopped stealing. Only making around $500 for 2 ipods and 3 or so PSP's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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