Tonay_Montana Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well last week I got my paycheck from UPS and I was sad to find out it was only $140. I noticed immedietly that there had been a mistake because I worked a lot of overtime last week, and my check should have been at least $250, probably more like $300. This is my second part-time job but I NEEDED this money to make my car payment. I told my supervisor, who told the dude in management, who showed me my time slip from last week. According to the time sheet I had only worked 15 minutes the first 2 days of the week, when in fact I was there a good 7 hours both days!!! Well now I have to wait a week while payroll figures out what the f*ck happened so they can pay me, meanwhile my car payment was a day late. I got a break and my girlfriends brother loaned me the money, and I made the payment. I went to the gas station stoned, and got some food and put 40 dollars on my pump. I drove home and ate then realised I had forgotton my f*cking gas! I haul ass back over there and there is this fat bitch is at my pump. I go in and tell the clerk and she says that I already pumped the gas, and tells me she cant do anything. Now im f*cking pissed so I make a scene in the store, seriously about to strangle this dumb whore. I tell her to come look at my fuel gauge and see I am on f*cking empty! I tell the bitch to check the security camera, only to find out they dont have any cameras facing that pump. Then I noticed the fat bitch at the pump was leaving, so I ran out and stood in front of her car, and the bitch almost hit me!! I ran to her window and asked her if she paid for the gas? She said she had only got $10 worth of gas, still mad I told her she better not be f*cking lying to me, which pissed her off and she drove away. I told her to f*ck off. I tried to get her licence plate but it was a new subaru and it had f*cking dealer plates!!! f*ck I didn't know what to do. I looked at the pump and noticed there was still $17 on the pump? Im like WHAT THE f*ck, so I got my truck and put the $17 in before going back in the store and demanding the rest of my gas or money. The bitch wouldn't give in, and she started calling me a liar, then she got tired of me hassling her and went to call the cops. Now rather than stand for what is right like I should have done, I bailed the f*ck out of there, and decided to count my losses. Talking to the police stoned as a motherf*cker was not something I found appetizing in the least. So there I was broke as a joke, with a half tank of gas, and late for work. I decided to call in to work, which was another bad decision on my part since that would make me even more broke. I figured better that than be two hours late. again, me=dumb f*ck. I hung out and jammed with a friend of my mine on his drums Tuesday. He asked me if I would do a favor for him. He wanted me to take one of his drums and get the tuner replaced at the music shop. Simple enough. He said he would give me $20 bucks if I did. I agreed, thinking this would be a perfect way to replace my lost gas. I dropped the drum off at the Music Store. I came back later that day, when I got a call letting me know it was all done. I got to the music store, and there was a FAT f*cking scratch on my friends pearl tom, and the bottom drum head was effing PIERCED!! I told the guy and he told me that it was already like that! I knew my friend would blame ME for it too. We argued a bit, and then he said he could fix it, and told me to come back in a few hours. After I returned he produced my friends drum. It didn't look perfect but was good enough so I said f*ck it and told him it was fine, again counting my losses. Then he sent me over the edge. He said "Alright partner, that will be $57.99." WHAT THE f*ck He never told me it would cost anything, after all, he was fixing what HE f*ckED UP! I told him there is no f*cking way I am paying sixty bucks for his sh*tty handy work. He told me that I couldn't have the drum back until I paid him the money. I had already payed this man $50 to replace the tuner, so no f*cking way was I gonna go for that. f*ck THAT He tried to take the drum into the back room and lock it so I couldn't get to it. I grabbed onto it, and wrestled it away from this old man. Seriously I almost ruffed this old geezer up, and I should have. He kept trying to get it back so I ran out of the store and slammed the door behind me, and then I kicked the door stop into door and wedged that sh*t shut. He couldn't get out, I jumped in my truck, and waved to the old man as I drove away, and he promptly flipped me the bird and ran for the other exit. LOL that part was kinda funny. My friend didn't notice sh*t, and I got that $20 from him, only to misplace it this morning, hopefully it will turn up because im having trouble making ends meet haha. I found it funny that I had to resort to being confrontational due to the idiocy of some people, namely myself. lol LOL I know I'm over-dramatic and there are people having much worse weeks than me so I aint too down. This is what happens when I take a semester off from school!! ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Saiyaman Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 i had a bad week, i tripped over myself and broke well nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 dude thats one freaking bad week my sympathy man......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzyrockstar Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I hope you die next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I hope you die next week Damn, you showed him, didn't you? Tonay, hope things get better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Anger management is in order, homeboy. And I'd look for a job that doesn't rip you off so badly - leave those jobs for the illegal immigrants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Wow you are having a bad week. Hope things get better for you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost You tell me your blue skies fade to grey You tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces everytime And I don't need no carryin' on Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day (Oh.. Holiday..) Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah) So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day You had a bad day (Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah) Had a bad day (Oh, had a bad day) Had a bad day... Had a bad day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzyrockstar Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Why are you posting here then? I think you will enjoy it Here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily lol wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 <snip> ...reminds me of this video passed around the office a few weeks ago... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Haha, I must say this, for some reason, that made my day a lot better! Thanks! I needed a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzyrockstar Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Why are you posting here then? I think you will enjoy it Here? omg how do u no the vivapinata forum site?? ur sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Why are you posting here then? I think you will enjoy it Here? omg how do u no the vivapinata forum site?? ur sad Wow! You're on a roll today, you're burning people left and right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Just move on with life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizza guy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I hope you die next week You're a fool, a damned fool. @ Topic poster, Sorry to hear that man, hope things improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Money's not important, it just seems that way unfortunetly you can't live without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 <snip> ...reminds me of this video passed around the office a few weeks ago... HolyGrenadeFrenzy adds link to favorites and then reports Otter for being very cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Why are you posting here then? I think you will enjoy it Here? omg how do u no the vivapinata forum site?? ur sad Everybody, he can't understand English. You must use n00bish: omgz its liek hes making ufn of u. ur dumb fer sayign retarded things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonay_Montana Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 hahahah iv just realized that this forum sh*tes like a comunity were evry1 bums each other daily Why are you posting here then? I think you will enjoy it Here? omg how do u no the vivapinata forum site?? ur sad Everybody, he can't understand English. You must use n00bish: omgz its liek hes making ufn of u. ur dumb fer sayign retarded things. LOL You guys amuse me!!! tubbyj ur ava is making me really hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 You think you had it bad? I was wanking off and it hit me in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsalvatore Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 donsalvatore feels sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamDW Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Anger management is in order, homeboy. And I'd look for a job that doesn't rip you off so badly - leave those jobs for the illegal immigrants. most sence i heard all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamDW Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Well last week I got my paycheck from UPS and I was sad to find out it was only $140. I noticed immedietly that there had been a mistake because I worked a lot of overtime last week, and my check should have been at least $250, probably more like $300. This is my second part-time job but I NEEDED this money to make my car payment. I told my supervisor, who told the dude in management, who showed me my time slip from last week. According to the time sheet I had only worked 15 minutes the first 2 days of the week, when in fact I was there a good 7 hours both days!!! Well now I have to wait a week while payroll figures out what the f*ck happened so they can pay me, meanwhile my car payment was a day late. I got a break and my girlfriends brother loaned me the money, and I made the payment. I went to the gas station stoned, and got some food and put 40 dollars on my pump. I drove home and ate then realised I had forgotton my f*cking gas! I haul ass back over there and there is this fat bitch is at my pump. I go in and tell the clerk and she says that I already pumped the gas, and tells me she cant do anything. Now im f*cking pissed so I make a scene in the store, seriously about to strangle this dumb whore. I tell her to come look at my fuel gauge and see I am on f*cking empty! I tell the bitch to check the security camera, only to find out they dont have any cameras facing that pump. Then I noticed the fat bitch at the pump was leaving, so I ran out and stood in front of her car, and the bitch almost hit me!! I ran to her window and asked her if she paid for the gas? She said she had only got $10 worth of gas, still mad I told her she better not be f*cking lying to me, which pissed her off and she drove away. I told her to f*ck off. I tried to get her licence plate but it was a new subaru and it had f*cking dealer plates!!! f*ck I didn't know what to do. I looked at the pump and noticed there was still $17 on the pump? Im like WHAT THE f*ck, so I got my truck and put the $17 in before going back in the store and demanding the rest of my gas or money. The bitch wouldn't give in, and she started calling me a liar, then she got tired of me hassling her and went to call the cops. Now rather than stand for what is right like I should have done, I bailed the f*ck out of there, and decided to count my losses. Talking to the police stoned as a motherf*cker was not something I found appetizing in the least. So there I was broke as a joke, with a half tank of gas, and late for work. I decided to call in to work, which was another bad decision on my part since that would make me even more broke. I figured better that than be two hours late. again, me=dumb f*ck. I hung out and jammed with a friend of my mine on his drums Tuesday. He asked me if I would do a favor for him. He wanted me to take one of his drums and get the tuner replaced at the music shop. Simple enough. He said he would give me $20 bucks if I did. I agreed, thinking this would be a perfect way to replace my lost gas. I dropped the drum off at the Music Store. I came back later that day, when I got a call letting me know it was all done. I got to the music store, and there was a FAT f*cking scratch on my friends pearl tom, and the bottom drum head was effing PIERCED!! I told the guy and he told me that it was already like that! I knew my friend would blame ME for it too. We argued a bit, and then he said he could fix it, and told me to come back in a few hours. After I returned he produced my friends drum. It didn't look perfect but was good enough so I said f*ck it and told him it was fine, again counting my losses. Then he sent me over the edge. He said "Alright partner, that will be $57.99." WHAT THE f*ck He never told me it would cost anything, after all, he was fixing what HE f*ckED UP! I told him there is no f*cking way I am paying sixty bucks for his sh*tty handy work. He told me that I couldn't have the drum back until I paid him the money. I had already payed this man $50 to replace the tuner, so no f*cking way was I gonna go for that. f*ck THAT He tried to take the drum into the back room and lock it so I couldn't get to it. I grabbed onto it, and wrestled it away from this old man. Seriously I almost ruffed this old geezer up, and I should have. He kept trying to get it back so I ran out of the store and slammed the door behind me, and then I kicked the door stop into door and wedged that sh*t shut. He couldn't get out, I jumped in my truck, and waved to the old man as I drove away, and he promptly flipped me the bird and ran for the other exit. LOL that part was kinda funny. My friend didn't notice sh*t, and I got that $20 from him, only to misplace it this morning, hopefully it will turn up because im having trouble making ends meet haha. I found it funny that I had to resort to being confrontational due to the idiocy of some people, namely myself. lol LOL I know I'm over-dramatic and there are people having much worse weeks than me so I aint too down. This is what happens when I take a semester off from school!! ahaha He couldn't get out, I jumped in my truck, and waved to the old man as I drove away dude that was wayyyy to funny, made me laugh so much for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Sorry for such a bad week, bro. Then again, that was probably the funniest horror story I've ever heard, so I thank you for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You think you had it bad?I was wanking off and it hit me in the face! You're dick isn't that big, surely? Wait, which pen0r are we talking about here? Well, either way, it's not that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You think you had it bad?I was wanking off and it hit me in the face! You're dick isn't that big, surely? Wait, which pen0r are we talking about here? Well, either way, it's not that big. i don't think it was his dick that hit him something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You think you had it bad?I was wanking off and it hit me in the face! You're dick isn't that big, surely? Wait, which pen0r are we talking about here? Well, either way, it's not that big. i don't think it was his dick that hit him something else You're joking aren't you? After reading it I could've swore blind it was his penis. You are joking, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You think you had it bad?I was wanking off and it hit me in the face! You're dick isn't that big, surely? Wait, which pen0r are we talking about here? Well, either way, it's not that big. i don't think it was his dick that hit him something else You're joking aren't you? After reading it I could've swore blind it was his penis. You are joking, right? I don't think he was! Hope next week works better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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