Pl<>r3x Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i have explained to my girlfriend that for the following 3 months after gta4's release, i will only require limited use of her, most of which shall be errands instructed upon her to maximize my time with gta4. these errands include (but are not limited to) cooking, cleaning, changing my nappies and feeding me; all of which must be completed with minimum distraction and obstruction as failure to do so shall result in banishment. also, if the urge should ever come over me, there will be time allocated to such activities as talking and sex- the latter to be performed "doggy style" with my face parallel to the television that must be within viewing range, controller in hand. lucky guy ! my girl is going to get GTA too so she is just going to play it aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Wasn't around this time last year we were all wetting ourselves over the first trailer? Lot of things have happened since then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freezer89 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 45 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes and 57 seconds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 45 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes and 57 seconds... Was ist der punkt, schriftlich mit, dass? Es ist jetzt falsch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanolad Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 45 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes and 57 seconds... Was ist der punkt, schriftlich mit, dass? Es ist jetzt falsch. yeah ill go and pick it up later when i drive there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i have explained to my girlfriend that for the following 3 months after gta4's release, i will only require limited use of her, most of which shall be errands instructed upon her to maximize my time with gta4. these errands include (but are not limited to) cooking, cleaning, changing my nappies and feeding me; all of which must be completed with minimum distraction and obstruction as failure to do so shall result in banishment. also, if the urge should ever come over me, there will be time allocated to such activities as talking and sex- the latter to be performed "doggy style" with my face parallel to the television that must be within viewing range, controller in hand. The whole idea of someone having sex whilst playing GTA is rather funny, would you even notice she was there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 45 DAYS LEFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nego00 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The whole idea of someone having sex whilst playing GTA is rather funny, would you even notice she was there? yes....yes!! YES! headshot! woot! woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 !!!44 DAYS LEFT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps3_,man Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Is the 5 in your name oliver a representation of your age because this is by far the most retarded topic ever. Why have a topic for the countdown of the game when theres a f*cking digital countdown on the website. Oliver is there a high bridge in your town with maybe a traintrack below? If so i think we all know what you need to do. that's nice thanks. sorry for having a thread counting down to the release date, i must have been to self obsessed to even think it might offend your good self. go and comment on the "digital countdown" then you clever, clever little man. ooh i think a bar brawl is going to brake out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!GaMeR! Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 (edited) There is a countdown, it is here . Now stop the spam, its pointless and annoying. shut the hell up, he wanted a countdown in the gta forum does that bother you that much? And its not realy spaming is it? Edited March 15, 2008 by !GaMeR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacey2512 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 (edited) Girls are waitin for this game just as much as the boys! We will be hibernatin till 2009 too! 44 days 10 hours 35 minutes to go how cool is that! I remember 6 months ago when i found out it was being released in April that seemed ages but it's only round the corner now! OH YEAH!! Edited March 15, 2008 by Stacey2512 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everyday junglist Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Is the 5 in your name oliver a representation of your age because this is by far the most retarded topic ever. Why have a topic for the countdown of the game when theres a f*cking digital countdown on the website. Oliver is there a high bridge in your town with maybe a traintrack below? If so i think we all know what you need to do. that's nice thanks. sorry for having a thread counting down to the release date, i must have been to self obsessed to even think it might offend your good self. go and comment on the "digital countdown" then you clever, clever little man. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 I had a feeling we might have to go through the whole "stop posting spam" "i did your mum" phase but I'm glad we're through it and can now move on to more intelligent things, this game is out very very soon if you take into account everything that has happened since say the release of the first trailer. Just had a 200 pound phone bill though so not too sure I'll have any money left come the release. Selling my body is however a possibility if it means I get the game on the 29th. Does anyone else have a 4 day long weekend after the release. (Sat, Sun, Monday and Tuesday?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 43 DAYS LEFT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTFC Army Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I must admit, it's gunna quicker than I expected ! The last 10 days will slow right down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanolad Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 43 dyas and 10 hours in australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 You lot down under will get the game before anyone else if you get it at a midnight release, am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 42 DAYS LEFT The hour is fast approaching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbbaZabba Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 The whole idea of someone having sex whilst playing GTA is rather funny, would you even notice she was there? yes....yes!! YES! headshot! woot! woot! That's real funny, until you seriously picture it. There is such a thing as too much love. I mean for the video game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt_hectic_2001 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I think the last single digit days -- like, after 10 -- may very well be the hardest. To think of the parallel universe that could have existed if the game had come out in October . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 41 DAYS LEFT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 no replies today, come on guys a mere 40 DAYS LEFT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead4 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 no replies today, come on guys a mere 40 DAYS LEFT!!! Just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak2121 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 40 and a half days left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliver5 Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 no replies today, come on guys a mere 40 DAYS LEFT!!! Just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirvana89 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I just paid this game off for PS3! My gamestop is having a midnight release too. So all I have to do is get my game and watch for muggers on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmarn Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I just paid this game off for PS3! My gamestop is having a midnight release too. So all I have to do is get my game and watch for muggers on the way home. ah! wish that any here had that! I have to wait til the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azil2fu Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 In france most of the games shop will have it one or few days before the official date. That's something obvious, it's the same for every big games, and that's why i couldn't have pre-ordered it 37 days remaining !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmarn Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 In france most of the games shop will have it one or few days before the official date. That's something obvious, it's the same for every big games, and that's why i couldn't have pre-ordered it 37 days remaining !! That happened in norway with Halo 3, they got sued so bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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