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Post your Pedestrian Funny Quote here.One funny dialogue is when a women pedestrian says "I'm ovulating!" biggrin.gif

 

You can post Vic's quote too

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I will post the Victor's quotes (know that he isnt ped biggrin.gif but still)

My favourite ones:

 

1). Don't worry, i'll bring it back (when you pull down the driver from car)

2). "Have a nice death"! it's good interpritation of "have a nice day" colgate.gif

The best gamer in the world.

 

 ðîò ìíå íîãè, ôàê ìîé ìîçã, ÷òî çà õóéíÿ? ¨ìàíàðîò, âàëèì îòñþäà!

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Both of these are from the henchmen standing outside of Vic's businesses

 

1."I just bought some rubbers" "Sweet"

 

2."Me and your mum did it again!"

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okay,

 

1. (from a hick when you pull him out a car)"What in sweet hell tarnation?!"

2. (from a paramedic) " you're almost too ugly to save"

 

lol.

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Hmmm nice bike

"I squash these cucarachas..."

 

 

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"I squash these cucarachas..."

I pulled a guy out of a Landstalker and he called me a Troglodyte, so I shot him. smile.gif

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In VCS, in certain sections of town, you'll here peds hollerin, "any dab will do ya". Not a clue. Funny though

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Sometimes when the Bikers are attacking Vic, they say "I'm gonna bust your ass." It's not really funny but the way he says it is funny to me.

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lol, I heard quite alot of funny ones:

 

1. When Vic aims at a ped "Are you a communist?" (the ped says that, not Vic himself)

 

2. When a Paramedic is about to heal someone "You got a wallet?"

 

3. When a Cholo is trying to kill you "I'ma kill this puto!"

 

4. When Vic jumps in the road I swear half the time there a black kid that looks about 20 and he got a small afro, he says "You little b*tch move!" - happens all the time and its annoying so i rocket launch him.

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There is two funny quote that happens when the pedestrian is driving and you block them.They will say like "Stop jerking off and move" and "Dont make me hit your rear"

 

When jacking their car sometimes they will say "Hey i just stole this vehicle" or "You think you can jack me b*tch"

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There is two funny quote that happens when the pedestrian is driving and you block them.They will say like "Stop jerking off and move" and "Dont make me hit your rear"

 

When jacking their car sometimes they will say "Hey i just stole this vehicle" or "You think you can jack me b*tch"

LOOOOOOOOL haha gd ones. Another one I found was:

 

When you jack a cuban:

 

"hey Gringo, you gotta license?"

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Fat black female pedestrian while driving "Move baby I gotta go number 2!"

Don't remember but another pedestrian while driving said " Move I'm late for a swinging party!"

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This one's from VC but it's still good: You hit my car, I hit your face

 

VCS:In a traffic jam "I know a way around" I don't know why but THAT one was just so funny

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In GTA 3 when you take a car some one said "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" and I bumped into song guy and he said "were are my tools?" not really funny suicidal.gif

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There's an old white lady in poor person's clothes who always says 'I've got soars, wanna see em'?

And an old lady golfer always says 'You want a lick, penis breath?"

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Flesh-n-Bone

"Move your bitch ass!" - annoys the hell out of me, I always kill the dickheads who say it.

 

I also like when Vic says "The train stops here."

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while targetting a ped "Dont shoot,im nearly pregnant!!"

vic "this is a shortcut to hell"

bang bang bang!!

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The henchmen at your low empire sites sometimes say 'I bought a fake tough shirt!'

And this mexican guy always says 'Hey gringo, I got sh*t to do today!'

 

 

4. When Vic jumps in the road I swear half the time there a black kid that looks about 20 and he got a small afro, he says "You little b*tch move!" - happens all the time and its annoying so i rocket launch him.

I hate that guy. I see him everywhere I go, and everytime you jack his car he's got the radio tuned to Fresh 105. I like the station, but not him.

 

BTW, shouldn't we start a full list like the GTA 3 thread has?

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Flesh-n-Bone

Actually whenever the ones I carjack play Fresh 105 I leave them alone, but if the one I carjack plays V-Rock or Espantoso, I splatter them into pieces.

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I was driving on the second island and this guy hit someone and got out to look at the dead guy. Then a ped walked up to see the dead guy too...and he said: "Stuff like this don't happen in Georgia" I literally loled. lol.gif

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I ran into a black guy with a black sun hat, and a orange jersey and he's like..

 

"YOU SHOWER IN DODO?"

I laughed my ass off, because he says it all fast.

 

 

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There is two funny quote that happens when the pedestrian is driving and you block them.They will say like "Stop jerking off and move" and "Dont make me hit your rear"

 

When jacking their car sometimes they will say "Hey i just stole this vehicle" or "You think you can jack me b*tch"

LOL "dont make me hit ur rear"

 

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Vic got the BF Injection out of the garage and went to the beach today.

All from beach walkers/Lifeguards-

If you fall in the water you die, trust me!

No f*ckin' around on beach property!

Yesterday I fell asleep in he chair.

My makeup always runs in the pool! (after this a big black man walked by and this huge fight started. LOL.)

God damn, I'm walking here!

Dude, relax!

I don't need my shoes shined, dipsh*t!

Not shy, are we?

I saw that movie Push Up, not bad!

It's a long way to San Fierro, honey! (not kidding)

 

After a while the paramedics came and revived this lifeguard that I was beating up. Another fight started, and when this cop came after

me the paramedic started punching him. Then this huge riot started and ended with me getting a 3 star wanted level and having to leave the beach. Sorry that's off topic, I had to mention it... What a great day...

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Flesh-n-Bone

Bullets! I eat your bullets...

You prick! I kill you.

 

Not a ped but still funny, Armando Mendez.

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I dont think its funny but its something.

 

I think that the ped was cuban.

He said "Im going to see my cousin in San Andreas"

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