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16 Page Article In EDGE Magazine


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if you are reading this then you are a geek who needs to leave their bedroom an get laid.

i bet some of you are in your 30's an are virgins. am i right? yes. thought so

Don't talk about getting laid or being sad when you're the one who joined a forum to try and start fights over the Internet you tool. You also tried to fool people with you're ex Rockstar employee post. You didnt think would people would believe did you? a person who cant spell and writes like a 12yr old is not going to fool know f*cker. Just leave.

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if you are reading this then you are a geek who needs to leave their bedroom an get laid.

i bet some of you are in your 30's an are virgins. am i right? yes. thought so

Don't talk about getting laid or being sad when you're the one who joined a forum to try and start fights over the Internet you tool. You also tried to fool people with you're ex Rockstar employee post. You didnt think would people would believe did you? a person who cant spell and writes like a 12yr old is not going to fool know f*cker. Just leave.

yes your obviously a virgin who bums over a video game.

get a life.

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if you are reading this then you are a geek who needs to leave their bedroom an get laid.

i bet some of you are in your 30's an are virgins. am i right? yes. thought so

Don't talk about getting laid or being sad when you're the one who joined a forum to try and start fights over the Internet you tool. You also tried to fool people with you're ex Rockstar employee post. You didnt think would people would believe did you? a person who cant spell and writes like a 12yr old is not going to fool know f*cker. Just leave.

yes your obviously a virgin who bums over a video game.

get a life.

Says the guy who's posting with the rest of the "lifeless virgins" at 8 in the morning.

Your a fucking joke, your mother should have swallowed you.

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All of you quit it.

Stay on topic and stop the flaming. Jazzywhatever has already copped for a temp ban, I will hand out more if needed.

 

Back on topic.

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I was worried to see Waddy here, that usually means bad things so Kids, play nice! There's no need to get personal in the threads, PM is meant for off topic rants, basically

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honestly jazzy should have gotten a perm ban, its obvious that his only goal here is to start trouble, but alas im not a mod.

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if you are reading this then you are a geek who needs to leave their bedroom an get laid.

i bet some of you are in your 30's an are virgins. am i right? yes. thought so

What's your problem? It seems you don't have a life if you have to post stupid things at this forum for what reason ever. And to save you some trouble, of course I'm a stupid unsuccessful a**hole with no friends and an over 30 year old virgin.

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Well, no faithful scans yet I take it, I may look for it today as well, I find it's got a lot of new things to think about. As I play SanAn over, I can't help thinking even if it falls behind other Next Gen software titles, in terms of advanced GTA gameplay, it's a winner!

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Is EDGE out in the shops in the UK?

 

If so i will go out today and get it to scan in.

 

Can anyone in UK confirm its out in shops.

Yeah I'd like to know this too, I was late for work after stopping at the garage who have yet to get it in stock. I might head out lunchtime to WH Smith and see if they have it. Has anyone purchased this in store yet?

No its not out until the end of the week or next week i think, i have checked all big stores in the UK. The only way to get it this early is to subscribe.

 

Great info love the pics. I will buy this when its out just to read about the old GTA stuff.

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hello evryone, i worked for rockstar, until i was given the sack.

ok, xbox 360 will have free downloadable content released every 3 months for one and a half years after release. the ps3 on the other hand, will only have the first two downloadable contents. there will be no downloadably maps.

both consoles will have 4 player online multiplayer. freeroam will be the only game mode.

any other info, just ask.

Yeah, Rockstar would trust all of that information to a dumbass with horrible grammar. Totally believable. Also, one and a half years....Haha. Free? No.

 

Give me the info on when you'll be leaving us alone, please.

ok, i'm very sorry "mr grammer" shut the f*ck up, i'm sat here reading what some people are writing here. your all freaks, get a real life, not a virtual life. and by the way, i was a rockstar rep, so f*ck you.

why don't you just wait until the game comes out you bunch of geeks.

for you americans, this game is based on english humor. which basicly means that you won't understand the comedy of the entire game because your all retards.

in a bitch

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Mate answer me this, if we ain't got lifes or real mates, then why are you on here aswell ? Why are you wasting your time on people who are 'nerds' or 'geeks'. Stop acting like such a goon, what's worse coming on forums once in a while to check up on the latest news or coming on a forum in the morning to call people geeks ? It seems like you're the one that could do with a life tbh.

 

 

Oh and nice introduction "HI I AM A ROXSTAR REP N I AM HERE 2 ANSWER UR QUESTIONZ!!1111", proper believable biggrin.gif

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hello evryone, i worked for rockstar, until i was given the sack.

ok, xbox 360 will have free downloadable content released every 3 months for one and a half years after release. the ps3 on the other hand, will only have the first two downloadable contents. there will be no downloadably maps.

both consoles will have 4 player online multiplayer. freeroam will be the only game mode.

any other info, just ask.

Yeah, Rockstar would trust all of that information to a dumbass with horrible grammar. Totally believable. Also, one and a half years....Haha. Free? No.

 

Give me the info on when you'll be leaving us alone, please.

ok, i'm very sorry "mr grammer" shut the f*ck up, i'm sat here reading what some people are writing here. your all freaks, get a real life, not a virtual life. and by the way, i was a rockstar rep, so f*ck you.

why don't you just wait until the game comes out you bunch of geeks.

for you americans, this game is based on english humor. which basicly means that you won't understand the comedy of the entire game because your all retards.

in a bitch

xXx

Mate answer me this, if we ain't got lifes or real mates, then why are you on here aswell ? Why are you wasting your time on people who are 'nerds' or 'geeks'. Stop acting like such a goon, what's worse coming on forums once in a while to check up on the latest news or coming on a forum in the morning to call people geeks ? It seems like you're the one that could do with a life tbh.

 

 

Oh and nice introduction "HI I AM A ROXSTAR REP N I AM HERE 2 ANSWER UR QUESTIONZ!!1111", proper believable biggrin.gif

True, have a little respect towards each other people confused.gif People who sink so low to call another person a "30 year old virgin" really has problems with his own selfesteem.. and over the internet, it's... pethetic.. actually... dozingoff.gif

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- A hint at some sort of freeroaming multiplayer, i'll quote exactly 'Houser isnt able to discuss in detail today, but he does mnetion being able to get together online in the game with no other goal other than using it as a meeting place "i'll meet you in a car and we'll hang and just drive and listen to music, chilling in the car, withy your 3d model sat next to me"

 

Cool i got my wish for multiplayer thanks rockstar! (Free Roam colgate.gif )

 

& very nice and cool info there thanks for posting, .... i would buy it, If it was available here mercie_blink.gif

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Lets be serious though. 500 dollars for a console to play GTA IV.  How much would it cost to run GTAIV on a PC? Without any hitches and at the resolution you stated?

Yeah, because Xbox 360 has a game archive consisting of 1 game...

 

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You realise there are hundreds of 360 games. Also, PC's are cluttered with documents and sh*t. PC's are for porn. Xbox 360 is for GTA porn.

Snatched!

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richieopera
Is EDGE out in the shops in the UK?

 

If so i will go out today and get it to scan in.

 

Can anyone in UK confirm its out in shops.

Yeah I'd like to know this too, I was late for work after stopping at the garage who have yet to get it in stock. I might head out lunchtime to WH Smith and see if they have it. Has anyone purchased this in store yet?

I just went to WHSmith. Wasn't there. =(

 

It was stil th eIndiana Jones lego crap.

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this game is based on english humor

 

You mean English humour, right? It's more than a little ironic that your post is written using American spellings.

 

Having said that, I agree that much of the humour is likely lost on some Americans. GTA is a rather viscious satire of American culture, it's really what makes the game special in my opinion.

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Surely a UK Edge magazine subscriber who's a GTA fan and owns a scanner cant be an impossible combination...

 

/Takes a deep breath and continues to wait patiently..

 

Jazzyrockstar.. can you confirm if there will be internet trolls who pretend to be people they are not posting on forums at sites available at [email protected]??.. tool..

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Guys stop the arguing, jeez, this is supposed to be a thread to chat about gta4 and the new article, which will be scanned proper tommorow...

 

And whoever said EDGE is a piss poor magazine, knows zero about game development and how it is regarded as one of the finest gaming mags available...

 

 

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Been down town at dinner, found the indiana jones issue, looked in the back and it said 13th for next issue.

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Lets be serious though. 500 dollars for a console to play GTA IV.  How much would it cost to run GTAIV on a PC? Without any hitches and at the resolution you stated?

Yeah, because Xbox 360 has a game archive consisting of 1 game...

 

confused.gif

 

You realise there are hundreds of 360 games. Also, PC's are cluttered with documents and sh*t. PC's are for porn. Xbox 360 is for GTA porn.

Snatched!

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you go girl

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dose ainy one have clear readable scans every scan i tryed to read it was blury

 

thanks

 

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^^ Posted just a little above?

 

 

Guys stop the arguing, jeez, this is supposed to be a thread to chat about gta4 and the new article, which will be scanned proper tommorow...

 

And whoever said EDGE is a piss poor magazine, knows zero about game development and how it is regarded as one of the finest gaming mags available...

 

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Been down town at dinner, found the indiana jones issue, looked in the back and it said 13th for next issue.

Seeing as today is the eleventh, we should either get scans tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

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Did any of you on this page even read Waddy's post? Jeez...

 

Anyway, I hope that we can get a digital image file version of the Firefly Island shot that we see in EDGE. I really don't think it will happen, though. It's a great screenshot, but it and the wireframe will probably never be released to the public for unknown reasons...

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im defenetly picking up this mag.. the only thing is .. edge ?? i dont think ive heard of it. is this one of those soft core porn mags like maxim where i have to ask for it or something? cause i really dont recall ever seing edge anywhere

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I just went to try and but the EDGE but I also could only find the Lego Indiana Jones issue.

 

I did, however, find a preview in GamesTM but it was a little bit disappointing. There was no new info or screens and the only tidbit that could be vaguely counted as something I hadn't heard before was, "Niko bumped into a pedestrian who dropped their drink and the can rolled down the hill"

 

At least we know that gravity is working!

 

This isn't word-for-word because I didn't buy the magazine (why would I, it only had a 2-page article for GTA IV!)

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im defenetly picking up this mag.. the only thing is .. edge ?? i dont think ive heard of it. is this one of those soft core porn mags like maxim where i have to ask for it or something? cause i really dont recall ever seing edge anywhere

It's a hard-core gamer's mag, also aimed for industry insiders. Nothing like Maxim.

 

Where do you live, BTW? It's really easy to find EDGE in Finland - you can find it in almost any department store, bookstore, or a decent-sized supermarket. Too bad it takes a few weeks to get here, though sad.gif

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Rockstar*Ren

 

"Niko bumped into a pedestrian who dropped their drink and the can rolled down the hill"

 

See that small amount of detail is what get's me excited about IV, if they've done that just imagine what other little things they've done!

 

I also love the fact that it's easier to steal a pensioners car than it would be to steal some bouncers car lol, wonder if that'll have some play in some missions?!

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Scans will be up tommorow guys, its the best i can do

 

I'll try making sure the pics of Vlad, dirtbike, sniper shot and the two firefly images are as good quality as possible

 

And lol @ 'is it a softcore porn mag'

 

Some of the little details seem amazing, cant wait to just stand still and watch the world go on around with pedestrians going theyre daily ways...

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have u typed up all the new info from the mag??

 

if not id really appreciate it if you did thanks

 

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