SPMovies Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Wow, I was just watching TV and here from the floor under me moaning................ Orgasm moaning...................... And when I shut the volume off on my TV to listen, I knew what was happening. They were having sex. Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before.... Funny thing is, the girl is a fatass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Fat chicks need love too. But they have to pay. I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that you turned down the TV to eavesdrop, or that the whole idea of two people having sex is "scary." I bet there are people f*cking in your building right now!! OMG RUN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willgtavcs Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 has it stoped now, its been a few minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 OMG LIEK GROSS. WHO DOES THA TREELY?? Girls have cooties... and fat girls have fat cooties. Cooties, not cooters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 So your scared of people having sex. Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex. and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before.... haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) Speaking of fat chicks and reproductive organs, has anyone ever heard the term Vagomach? What about Gunt? I heard those last weekend and couldn't stop laughing. Rude to the poor girl? Yes. Insensitive? Sure. But damn it was spot on hilarious. So your scared of people having sex.Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex. and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved. Dude, what the f*ck? Edited March 4, 2008 by geomy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Maybe you'll hear a baby in about 9 months. But don't worry! They don't bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthypants Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Waddy is awesome. I am a cock. Here is my post: Dude, what the f*ck? I'd take that as a compliment if I were you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) Stop talking about sex! You only remind me of WHY???? WHY????? WHY??? I hate my life. Edited March 4, 2008 by Kalasinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthazzz Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Young boy, this is a sound of life. If you're scared, get your teddy bear and turn up the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Waddy is awesome. I am a cock. Here is my post: Dude, what the f*ck? I'd take that as a compliment if I were you! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havoKXT Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before.... haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 has it stoped now, its been a few minutes I love mebers like you. Y'know, the type who will be PMing the OP for analysis of everything he has heard, and everything else in between. I envy you greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ^ Agreed. Dude, why so curious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before.... haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob. ohh, well in that case, learn to enjoy it my friend. In about a year or two you'll be burping your worm like noones business sex can be a very "zesty enterprize" (to quote the great maude lebowski) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Uh-oh, someone's performing the reproductive act! Run away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrocodileDundee Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You think that was scary? When I was 8 I waked up and saw my Mum having teh sex with a man, that wasn't my father!!! I aint kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 So your scared of people having sex.Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex. and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved. Thankyou for rehashing every single fact mentioned previously. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfresco Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Funny thing is, the girl is a fatass. Large boned people need loving too!!! Alf sees Waddy reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 haha. please Cheer really loudly when they finish, just for pure comedy value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flitcroft101 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 funny thread but in about 10 mins somebody will kill it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 So your scared of people having sex.Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex. and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved. Thankyou for rehashing every single fact mentioned previously. Your welcome, if you want i can annotate it aswell as explain posible conspiracy theories, and yes im not ruling out rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) That was not scary, you are just stupid. You want scary? I will give you scary! Once, I was going at it strong when I heard a noise and turned around and noticed my female partners mother watching the two of us.......Have any idea what the sound was? She had just popped open a can of beer after settling back into a comfortable position no more than 4ft from us.....know what was more frightening than that? My partner said,"What the f*ck is wrong with you" and I thought she was talking to her mom at first because I had stopped and was planning a panicked retreat until in shock she said,"It's JUST my MOM!....Get backt the f*ck up here! Your not done till I get off f*cker!" Oh.....to be seventeen again. Edited March 4, 2008 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 That was not scary you are just stupid. You want scary? I will give you scary! Once, I was going at it strong when I heard a noise and turned around and noticed my female partners mother watching the two of us.......Have any idea what the sound was? She had just popped open a can of beer after settling back into a comfortable position no more than 4ft from us.....know what was more frightening than that? My partner said,"What the f*ck is wrong with you" and I thought she was talking to her mom at first because I had stopped and was planning a panicked retreat until in shock she said,"It's JUST my MOM!....Get backt the f*ck up here!" Oh.....to be seventeen again. You must have felt under pressure with that one. Assuming your not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 You must have felt under pressure with that one. Assuming your not joking. Faux Pa went out the window. I am not joking. I didn't argue with my lady though........She was faster than me at the time. (I say this with more than one meaning) That is a strange way to get intimidated though. That is scary......this topic was not before I shared this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 (edited) I wondered what your nutty thread was about!?! Here's something to chew on.... I heard a TRUE story about a man who had his apartment broken into by an upset and concerned neighbor who claimed they heard screaming (what they thought it was!) coming from inside... It turned out to be Nothing more then an evening enjoying porno XXX video at home!! Seems the volume was probably not monitored! I often wonder about that scenerio playing out....after all, I have a Home Theater and a small apartment!! hahaha @ HolyGrenadeFrenzy.... Sounds like a porno scenerio you got there! Some would be turned on even more if she's a MILF, ya know?? Edited March 4, 2008 by Slamman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I wondered what your nutty thread was about!?!Here's something to chew on.... I heard a TRUE story about a man who had his apartment broken into by an upset and concerned neighbor who claimed they heard screaming (what they thought it was!) coming from inside... It turned out to be Nothing more then an evening enjoying porno XXX video at home!! Seems the volume was probably not monitored! I often wonder about that scenerio playing out....after all, I have a Home Theater and a small apartment!! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Not me! ^ I believe that story was covered in the news, it wasn't too recent but within the last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsalvatore Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before.... haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob. Well then... does that mean twelve years olds will finally be accepted here? Hey! Everybody! It's safe now! Everybody clicks to there profile to change their age to 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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