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Wow, I was just watching TV and here from the floor under me moaning................ Orgasm moaning...................... And when I shut the volume off on my TV to listen, I knew what was happening. They were having sex.

 

Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before....

 

Funny thing is, the girl is a fatass.

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Fat chicks need love too. But they have to pay.

 

 

I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that you turned down the TV to eavesdrop, or that the whole idea of two people having sex is "scary." I bet there are people f*cking in your building right now!! OMG RUN!!!!

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OMG LIEK GROSS. WHO DOES THA TREELY??

Girls have cooties... and fat girls have fat cooties. Cooties, not cooters.

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chris cambo

So your scared of people having sex.

Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex.

and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved.

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Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before....

 

 

haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? turn.gif

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Speaking of fat chicks and reproductive organs, has anyone ever heard the term Vagomach?

What about Gunt?

I heard those last weekend and couldn't stop laughing.

 

Rude to the poor girl?

Yes.

Insensitive?

Sure.

But damn it was spot on hilarious.

 

 

So your scared of people having sex.

Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex.

and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved.

Dude, what the f*ck?

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Maybe you'll hear a baby in about 9 months. But don't worry! They don't bite!

 

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truthypants

Waddy is awesome. I am a cock. Here is my post:

 

 

 

Dude, what the f*ck?

 

I'd take that as a compliment if I were you!

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Effy in Chains

sad.gif Stop talking about sex! You only remind me of suicidal.gif

 

WHY???? WHY????? WHY??? sad.gifcryani.gifsad.gifcryani.gif

 

suicidal.gif I hate my life.

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biggrin.gif Young boy, this is a sound of life. If you're scared, get your teddy bear and turn up the TV.

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chris cambo
Waddy is awesome. I am a cock. Here is my post:

 

 

 

Dude, what the f*ck?

 

I'd take that as a compliment if I were you!

Thanks lol.gif

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Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before....

 

 

haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? turn.gif

Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob.

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has it stoped now, its been a few minutes

I love mebers like you. Y'know, the type who will be PMing the OP for analysis of everything he has heard, and everything else in between. I envy you greatly. sad.gif

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Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before....

 

 

haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? turn.gif

Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob.

ohh, well in that case, learn to enjoy it my friend. In about a year or two you'll be burping your worm like noones business wink.gif sex can be a very "zesty enterprize" (to quote the great maude lebowski)

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CrocodileDundee

You think that was scary? When I was 8 I waked up and saw my Mum having teh sex with a man, that wasn't my father!!! I aint kidding

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So your scared of people having sex.

Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex.

and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved.

Thankyou for rehashing every single fact mentioned previously. icon14.gif

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Funny thing is, the girl is a fatass.

Large boned people need loving too!!!

 

 

 

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haha. please Cheer really loudly when they finish, just for pure comedy value. lol.gif

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chris cambo
So your scared of people having sex.

Curious asmuch as turning your volume down to listen to people having sex.

and yes fat people need lovingtoo, aslong as money is involved.

Thankyou for rehashing every single fact mentioned previously. icon14.gif

Your welcome, if you want i can annotate it aswell as explain posible conspiracy theories, and yes im not ruling out rape.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

That was not scary, you are just stupid.

 

You want scary? I will give you scary!

 

Once, I was going at it strong when I heard a noise and turned around and noticed my female partners mother watching the two of us.......Have any idea what the sound was?

 

She had just popped open a can of beer after settling back into a comfortable position no more than 4ft from us.....know what was more frightening than that?

 

My partner said,"What the f*ck is wrong with you" and I thought she was talking to her mom at first because I had stopped and was planning a panicked retreat until in shock she said,"It's JUST my MOM!....Get backt the f*ck up here! Your not done till I get off f*cker!"

 

 

Oh.....to be seventeen again. sigh.gif

 

 

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That was not scary you are just stupid.

 

You want scary? I will give you scary!

 

Once, I was going at it strong when I heard a noise and turned around and noticed my female partners mother watching the two of us.......Have any idea what the sound was?

 

She had just popped open a can of beer after settling back into a comfortable position no more than 4ft from us.....know what was more frightening than that?

 

My partner said,"What the f*ck is wrong with you" and I thought she was talking to her mom at first because I had stopped and was planning a panicked retreat until in shock she said,"It's JUST my MOM!....Get backt the f*ck up here!"

 

 

Oh.....to be seventeen again. sigh.gif

mercie_blink.gif You must have felt under pressure with that one. Assuming your not joking.

 

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mercie_blink.gif  You must have felt under pressure with that one. Assuming your not joking.

Faux Pa went out the window.

 

I am not joking.

 

I didn't argue with my lady though........She was faster than me at the time. (I say this with more than one meaning)

 

That is a strange way to get intimidated though.

 

That is scary......this topic was not before I shared this.

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I wondered what your nutty thread was about!?!

Here's something to chew on.... I heard a TRUE story about a man who had his apartment broken into by an upset and concerned neighbor who claimed they heard screaming (what they thought it was!) coming from inside... It turned out to be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing more then an evening enjoying porno XXX video at home!! Seems the volume was probably not monitored! I often wonder about that scenerio playing out....after all, I have a Home Theater and a small apartment!! hahaha ph34r.gifbiggrin.giftounge2.gif

 

 

@ HolyGrenadeFrenzy.... Sounds like a porno scenerio you got there! Some would be turned on even more if she's a MILF, ya know??

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I wondered what your nutty thread was about!?!

Here's something to chew on.... I heard a TRUE story about a man who had his apartment broken into by an upset and concerned neighbor who claimed they heard screaming (what they thought it was!) coming from inside... It turned out to be

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing more then an evening enjoying porno XXX video at home!! Seems the volume was probably not monitored! I often wonder about that scenerio playing out....after all, I have a Home Theater and a small apartment!! hahaha ph34r.gifbiggrin.giftounge2.gif

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Not me! ^ biggrin.gif

 

I believe that story was covered in the news, it wasn't too recent but within the last year

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Im very freaked right now.......Never heard peopel have sex in person before....

 

 

haha sex freaks you out? how old are you? turn.gif

Acording to his post, here, he is 12, lol what a noob.

Well then... does that mean twelve years olds will finally be accepted here? dontgetit.gif Hey! Everybody! It's safe now! Everybody clicks to there profile to change their age to 12 tounge.gif

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